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Are You Real Out There?

Doctor John 01 Aug 99 - 11:07 AM
Joe Offer 01 Aug 99 - 11:21 AM
Doctor John 01 Aug 99 - 11:27 AM
Rick Fielding 01 Aug 99 - 11:33 AM
Doctor John 01 Aug 99 - 11:57 AM
Margo 01 Aug 99 - 01:27 PM
Barbara 01 Aug 99 - 01:57 PM
Barbara 01 Aug 99 - 02:00 PM
Mudjack 01 Aug 99 - 03:37 PM
Rick Fielding 01 Aug 99 - 05:22 PM
Barbara 01 Aug 99 - 07:02 PM
bbc 01 Aug 99 - 07:25 PM
bseed(charleskratz) 01 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM
BK 02 Aug 99 - 12:30 AM
Bert 02 Aug 99 - 09:12 AM
Roger the zimmer 02 Aug 99 - 09:16 AM
catspaw49 02 Aug 99 - 09:52 AM
Barbara 02 Aug 99 - 10:01 AM
Easy Rider 02 Aug 99 - 10:17 AM
Bert 02 Aug 99 - 10:28 AM
catspaw49 02 Aug 99 - 10:34 AM
Bert 02 Aug 99 - 10:43 AM
catspaw49 02 Aug 99 - 10:55 AM
Margo 02 Aug 99 - 11:28 AM
reggie miles 02 Aug 99 - 12:27 PM
Barbara Shaw 02 Aug 99 - 07:45 PM
bseed(charleskratz) 02 Aug 99 - 08:14 PM
Neil Lowe 02 Aug 99 - 08:42 PM
Neil Lowe 02 Aug 99 - 08:49 PM
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Neil Lowe 02 Aug 99 - 09:10 PM
Jeri 02 Aug 99 - 09:22 PM
LEJ 02 Aug 99 - 09:36 PM
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catspaw49 03 Aug 99 - 12:08 AM
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Subject: Are You Real Out There?
From: Doctor John
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 11:07 AM

How often do Mudcatters get a reply from a "real" person they've referred to on a thread, either in a complimentary or critical manner. I don't think I've seen it but I've just had such a reply - luckily thanking me for a compliment. Dr John


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 11:21 AM

Well, I hate to tell you this, Doctor John, but that wasn't Franny who sent you that message in the "sexy voice" thread.... (grin)
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Doctor John
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 11:27 AM

Well I guessed that, Joe: just too much of a coincidence all together!


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 11:33 AM

I've had a couple. Makes ya remember to be careful what ya say!


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Doctor John
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 11:57 AM

Just a minute Joe; how do you know who Fran Godfrey is!? Here's me thinking she's a minority interest. Just as well Pete Morton doesn't have my address. Dr John


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Margo
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 01:27 PM

When I related a funny but embarassing story here on the mudcat (Judo fiasco) I never dreamed it would come up in real life situations like song circle the other night. I finally met Blessings Barbara, and she quickly brought up the major points that characterize me here at the mudcat, one of the first being that story..........Yes, watch what you say,

Margarita :o)


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Barbara
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 01:57 PM

Aw, come on, Margarita, I didn't tell the story, I just said the word 'judo', and you were the one who blushed. BG
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Barbara
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 02:00 PM

And yes, I had that happen to me at least a couple times. What will really be exciting is the day my parents find this site, and start exploring.
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Mudjack
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 03:37 PM

Ahhh shucks.... Barbara, you beat me to it. I had every intention of doing the same. I just hav'nt seen her since the posting. I missed another unscheduled SC.
Mudjack (bowing)


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 05:22 PM

Barbara! Just what DO your parents think you're doing with your spare time?
Rick


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Barbara
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 07:02 PM

Uhm, er, ah, well, Rick, y'see they probably know I spend too much time at Mudcat since a couple of 'catters showed up last weekend at their place in Michigan while I was visiting. Big Mick and Capt'n Bob (and their spice) had their instruments under their arms and were even on their best company behavior (Mick brought the bodhran and then didn't play it).
So my folks know what I DO, they just don't know what I SAY.BSEG
Though they both are over 80, both are computer literate, and my dad is out on the internet a bit. And let me put it this way: If they run across some of the things I've said here, I'll get at least 6 months of feature billing in the family prayers.
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: bbc
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 07:25 PM

One of the wonderful things I noticed about meeting Mudcatters in person, both at Old Songs & then at my house this weekend is that we just picked up the conversation from where we'd left off on in Mudcat threads. In other words, we built on what we already knew of each other. I've found the Mudcatters I've met to be delightful & to be "in character" of what I expected of them from their postings. Also, yes, several times, I have sent personal email to people in response to things they've posted on Mudcat & various people have sent personal mail to me. There' more communication going on here than meets the eye &, generally, it's great!

bbc


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM

Of course we Mudcatters are real, Doctor John, but the world outside is a figment of my imagination. I just wish I had better control over my imagination. --seed


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: BK
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 12:30 AM

Both got & sent; all very freindly, & appropriate to the context of whatever was going on, I'm glad to say.

After the recent discussion abt someone being dis-invited due misbehavior, I happened to pay attention to (I finally noticed) something said to me months ago in a thread, by the person mentioned; Wow, was it seriously & grossly tacky, w/both hostility & apparent homosexual inuendo that was completely inappropriate for the discussion. If this person were my patient in the real world, I would consider getting the individual into a psychiatry referral.

I would hope that sort of thing doesn't start coming in personal messages - tho I suspect a public forum gives more of the desired feedback these folks want - they can show off.

Anyway the personal messages sent to me so far have been as enagaging, intelligent & charming as those same folks have been in their public postings; absolutely in character & makes you glad you know them. May it always be so.

Cheers, BK


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Bert
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:12 AM

I'm not real!

Bert


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:16 AM

Me neither,Bert, I'm just the figment of someone's sick, overactive imagination. That's why people keep saying to me: "Get real". :o)


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:52 AM

Personally speaking, I'd like to say that I'm shy, reserved, and generally boring. I have few opinions and generally offer none when asked. At any gathering I often excuse myself from them and spend most of my time evacuating my bladder and winding my watch. Sitting at dinner with a group, I'm always the first one done and my most engaging conversational gambit is to say that I've had enough potatoes. I have to work hard to think of anything to say and I rarely understand the stories that others are laughing about. My experience with life has been very sheltered and the world frightens me. Mudcat is the same and my persona here accurately reflects what I've said.

catspaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Barbara
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:01 AM

*bspltghspt*(rude noise)

Yeah, RIGHT, Catspaw, and you don't have any friends here, either.


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Easy Rider
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:17 AM

Of course we are!

This Saturday I met a whole group of "Real" nice people, at bbc's.

EZR


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Bert
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:28 AM

Ah! That's as may be. But 'I' wasn't there was I?

Bert


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:34 AM

See, it's true, I never get the jokes........What the hell are you talkihg about Bert?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Bert
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:43 AM

I said this He said that So I said this


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 10:55 AM

One of us is definitely losin' it here Bert...........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Margo
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 11:28 AM

Unreal!


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: reggie miles
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 12:27 PM

Wait a minute. Bert is not real? Then who asked me to send them a picture of my homemade guitar? My reality is shattered and I have been set a drift in a sea of uncertainty. Oh what a cruel fate has befallen me. Why me, what have I done to deserve this crushing blow to my fragile state of mind? What next pray tell, I suppose there are more among you who hide such truths. What are we doing here? We? Maybe I'm the only one. This could all be some sort of artificial intelligence (and I use the term loosely) online program that I've been communicating with. A secret government born plot to peer into my thoughts and to gauge how I would react to different stimuli. So I'm a guinea pig am I. Here to be toyed with no doubt. Okay who ever you are out there in cyberville, this is me and I'm not here to perform for your amusement.(Unless properly compensated for my efforts. Do you like funky blues? Cash only please.) I'm flesh and blood and I'm not going to take it any more, you hear! I'm mad as H-E-double hockey sticks and I ain't gonna take it anymore!


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Barbara Shaw
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 07:45 PM

I'm not sure which one is the real me on the mudcat, since so many people start threads in my name -- *BS* -- that it's hard to tell.

BS (the real one)


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:14 PM

Lots of folks here from "The Shallow End of the Gene Pool," I see. Catspaw and I aren't the only ones. --seed


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:42 PM

What I saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base during basic training: "UFOs are real - the Air Force is swamp gas."

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:49 PM

What I saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base during basic training: "UFOs are real - the Air Force is swamp gas."

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:50 PM

You're right seed...but'uh..........it's, sorta'....er,uh.........well you gotta' admit that down where we are, there's not enough water to cover a small starfish.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:51 PM

What I saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base during basic training: "UFOs are real - the Air Force is swamp gas."

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 08:58 PM

Neil, you may have just joined seed and I.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:10 PM

What I saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base during basic training: "UFOs are real - the Air Force is swamp gas."

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Jeri
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:22 PM

So Neil, what was it you saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base?


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: LEJ
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:36 PM

Damn those flashbacks are a bitch


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 02 Aug 99 - 09:57 PM

What I saw scratched on the chow hall latrine wall of a US Air Force base during basic training: "UFOs are real - the Air Force is swamp gas."

Regards, Neil


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 12:08 AM

Uh-huh

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: thosp
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 12:26 AM

nothing is real-nothing to get hung about--strawberry fields forever -- mudcat fields forever--


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 12:37 AM

just testing this thread....to, uh...see if its real...or just spammed


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Sourdough
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 03:31 AM

Which reminds me, Katlaughing, were you able to open that file I sent you?

Sourdough


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Bert
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 09:42 AM

Well, I guess I was real enough to blow up this thread yesterday. It's OK now tho'.

So Reggie - you can send me that picture now.

Of course we're from the shallow end. Just mud here - which is fine for Mudcats.

Bert.


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Subject: RE: Are You Real Out There?
From: Doctor John
Date: 03 Aug 99 - 04:21 PM

What was that Neil? I'm real but a bit intellectually challenged. Dr John Or is it the other way round.


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