BS: Heinz 57 varieties?

Subject: RE: BS: Heinz 57 varieties?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 03:24 AM

whereas if you get the cheap brands, you would be very lucky if there were 43 tomatoes in a bottle. the one that puzzled me was the one and a half glasses of milk in a bar of chocolate. How big were the glasses, one wondered.

When you become an adult and realise that all these things are a load of crap, its a bit of a weight lifted.

I think there should be, when you get to 21, a day of disabuse - when they tell you the truth. It would give you a clean start.

Father Chritmas.... that was your Dad. All that stuff about loving you....actually, we were never all that keen. When you die, that's it - no angels, no devils - just a long dreamless kip. And all that stuff about us knowing everything, we didn't - we made it up!

Subject: RE: BS: Heinz 57 varieties?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 07:22 AM

"when you get to 21, a day of disabuse - when they tell you the truth"

What?!!! ONLY ONE Day?

Subject: RE: BS: Heinz 57 varieties?
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 07:38 AM

And there aren't 43 beans in every cup of Nescafe either. Sorry, but I had to tell the truth, painful though it might be.