BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:41 AM

Gaaawwwd roll on April first.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 05:43 AM

jacqui.c.... Do you speak from authority? (Hey, you set it up!)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 07:15 AM

Well.... I'm married to Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:45 AM

My point exactly.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 02:51 PM

If anyone's wonderin about Wade, he got sentenced on Monday to 19 1/2 months in jail. He made a big speech n all to the judge (Text: "I am remorseful.") but she wasn't impressed. All she could think about was the twenty priors and the five parole violations... some picky eh? Like he couldn't give up the substance abuse and hold down a job if he had a real chance. I mean, why did they give him a job haulin beer in the first place?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 05:10 PM

Shane, ya know, in the US jails there are lots of guys who just love authors, and I'll bet that there are lots of guys like that in Canadian jails too.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 01:09 PM

Yeah right. You think I'm stoopid, don't you Rap? Well I ain't. I wasn't, like, born yesterday, eh? I don't like yer flippin' altittude, man. Yer kind of flippin' advice don't make my day, so flip right off.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane's Jail Diaries (BDiBR)
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 01 May 05 - 06:49 PM

This shoulda been in this thread, eh?

Sadmann Hussein is like in jail, eh? Same as me. At leest I think he is. I wonder. Maybe they, like, used him like a flippin' lab rat for some CIA mind experiments, eh? And he is a flippin' vegetable now and they ain't tellin' us! I fighure thats it. Yeah. A sorry flippin' fate, man.

I have a laptop now! I rate. I am sellin' more artickles about the important stuff that peeople want to hear about. Like beer. And sex. Stuff like that sells. I gotta tone down the sex stuff though, for the flippin' family newspapers. How do they think people MAKE families anyways??? I am learning to use triple intenders to get my flippin' point acrost, eh?

I will soon be a ninatelectshall at this rate. Real soon.

We got a hearing comin' up soon. Maybe we will get off. I ain't got off in quite a while, come to think of it. Officer Dana went on holiday and I seriously miss her. She is wicked! Well, I still got my magazines with Shania.

Snake got put in flippin' solitary after he tried to kill Don. What a flippin' loser! It was a bad scene. I hope he don't never get let out. I hope he flippin' dies in there. Don did not get hurt too bad. I have to say that my big brother is a pretty good fighter when he is fightin' for his life, eh? It happened cos Snake was mad at me for becomin' famous and stuff, and he came after me with a knife. Well, I could've probally took him, but Don stepped in like a good brother does, and it was one hell of a fight. Don has got some muscles from workin' on cars, I guess. He done good.

The family that sticks together...




...does whatever rimes with sticks. You figure it out.

- BDiBR