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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Duke Date: 08 Aug 16 - 09:03 PM The pop version mentioned above was National City by the Joiner, Arkansas Junior High School Band. I found a copy on Youtube. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,John Adams Date: 08 Jul 17 - 04:38 AM When I was young, I often stayed at with my Aunt and Uncle at weekends. The BBC used to have a Saturday morning programme called 'Marching and Waltzing'. On one occasion they played 'The National Emblem' march. I was very surprised when my Uncle started to sing in tune, 'Have you ever caught your bollocks in a rat trap ?' He had been 'transported' back to The Somme battlefield in 1916 and explained that they were the words which the infantry sang while marching up to the front. He was in the Norfolk Regiment. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Dillo Date: 14 Jun 18 - 06:36 PM And the monkey wrapped his tail 'round the flagpole, to see the grass grow, around his assole |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Joe, Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired Date: 14 Jul 18 - 03:50 PM UK Version Have you ever caught Your bollocks in a mangle To see them dangle Before your eyes? Have you ever caught Your bollocks in a mangle To see if they would Attract some flies? Have you ever caught your Bollocks in a mangle So you could piss off The others guys? Well, if you've done all that Then I'll tip my hat And give you a Great big prize Here's a link to the best version on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U40OIESDwlU And here's a link to the junior high school version mentioned above... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCwbuoVtJBc HAPPY BASTILLE DAY |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Ex Cell, N.C. Date: 04 Jul 19 - 09:32 PM Oh the monkey wrapped it's tail around the flagpole To see its arsehole through a knothole Oh the monkey wrapped its tail around the flagpole And the band began to play |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Listener Robert in comments at page linked b Date: 10 Jan 20 - 08:16 PM Thanks, Sergeant Joe. Like all the other parents referenced above, Daddy sang only the first line, so I never knew the rest. The reason I'm thinking about it now is that Frankie Yankovic's instrumental "Saigon Sally", a recording of which was played tonight by DJ Stashu on "Dance With Me, Stanley" ( http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/90726 ) sounded like a bunch of variations of the "monkey-flagpole" passage of "National Emblem". I hope you'll soon finish the lyrics to the whole piece. The opening passage obviously needs to parody lyrics from one of the 5 stanzas of "Star Spangled Banner", but the closing passage, who has any idea? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST Date: 25 Dec 20 - 06:30 PM I always heard: Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, It was ice-cold Froze his asshole. The tune was Stars and Stripes Forever. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: PHJim Date: 25 Dec 20 - 11:45 PM Law & Order about 1:20 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around.. From: GUEST,Brian Ramsey Date: 07 Jul 21 - 10:34 AM The way I heard it up in Canada in the '40's: Oh, the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole To feel the wind blow Up his ass hole. |
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