BS: Cluedo meanings

Subject: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: Rasener
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 05:41 PM

I got bored playing it tonight. Hoever, I got to thinking how you might explain such goings on in a courtroom. For example.

Would you like to explain Colonel Mustard what you were doing in the bedroom with Mrs White and the Rope.

Well your honour, I was tying her to the bedposts with the rope, so I could get my wicked way. However she got scared and managed to get her head stuck in between the bars on the headboard. She choked and I did my best to get her head out but didn't suceed and she just passed away in my arms.

Any other thoughts with the various people, weapons and rooms.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: Jeanie
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM

The conversation, ladies and gentlemen, went like this:

"Ah, dear Reverend Green, we are alone in the conservatory at last ! And I can't help but noticing that you are as pleased to see me as I am to see you."

"My dear Mrs. Peacock, you seem to be under some misapprehension. I am merely passing through, spanner in pocket, on my way to tune my harmonium in readiness for tonight's after dinner musical soiree."

"How very fortunate that you are so equipped, Reverend. Would you be so kind as to use your spanner to loosen my stays slightly ? I fear I overdid it rather with the fruit trifle at dinner, and I will never be able sing high C whilst constrained so tightly by my undergarment....No ! ANTIclockwise, Reverend, anti...aaaaaaaaaaaah.........." THUD !

Just so that this one has a happy ending and we don't have nightmares:

In the nick of time, in bounded Professor Plum, handlebar moustache and plus-fours a-quiver, and revived the poor lady with a nip of brandy from his hip flask. But...was this the end of the night's events, I wonder ? The curious goings on continue.....

- jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 06 - 07:56 PM

LOL...good ones!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: julian morbihan
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 10:46 AM

For a shorter game - Doctor Black committed suicide.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 11:26 AM

Miss Scarlett. The Reverened Green distinctly heard you tell the Professor that you had just, in your own words, 'made a joint in the bathroom'. You were seen, with the lead pipe in your hand, prowling the upper landing muttering 'must have a blow, must have a blow'. I put it to you that in your drug induced haze you do not recall hitting the poor Mrs Peacock over the head and leaving her in a pool of blood in the Conservatory. What is more... Oh, wait.

Sorry your honour, I have just received notification that Miss Scarlett is indeed a qualified plumber and had made a new lead joint on the burst lead pipe in the bathroom once she had located her blowlamp...

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: Cluedo meanings
From: Rasener
Date: 24 Dec 06 - 02:43 PM

Well Reverend Green can you please exp-lain what went on?

M'lud, I was in the Billiard Room holding my balls, when Miss Scarlet walked in and commented on what big balls I had. She picked up a candlestick and used it as a cue and kept on striking my balls. So I got my cue out and started playing with it. It started with long strokes and eventually finished up with short strokes. Miss Scarlet was gasping for breath and making funny whining noises. All of a sudden she let out a loud gasp and slumpped to the floor. I was so tired I fell asleep instantly and came round the next morning with the police hovering over me. I don't remember a thing.