Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??

Subject: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 01:25 PM

Well, folks... I'll be boxin' 'um up tonight for shipping and wanted to know who wants theirs autographed???

Unless I remember distinctly who said they wanted autographs then, seein' as I'm gonna have to chew my way thru a lotta plastic wrappin, they coming with that dreaded wrapping...

Yeah, I could reread the entire 157 post long thread to see who wanted 'um but as slow as I read it would take me a month or so...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 01:28 PM

I want mine autographed by the Dixie Chicks, Bobert.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: bobad
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 01:32 PM

I'll settle for the P-Vine.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 02:09 PM

Ol' Rodney Dangerfield line:

"Take my wife for instance...

(audience thinks that Rodney is going to tell a story about his wife...)

...no, I mean, take me wife"...

Guess you had to be there...

Sorry, brucie... I don't do the Dixie Chicks... Not that I nwouldn't mind doing them but...

I think you wanted one signed... By me??? I can do a decent Alfred E. Newman autograph...

Hey, B-bad... I'm sorry but I don't know your other name... You know, the one the cops use to book you every Saturday night... You don't have to blurt it out... Just tell me what town/city you live in and I'll put the Wes Ginny Slide Rule on it and it's will figure it out... Smart feller that WGSR 'cept when it comes to the womenz... Guess that has something to do with being made of wood, I donno???

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: bobad
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 02:44 PM

Just Bob will do.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: olddude
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 03:20 PM

Heck I want my autographed by P-vine. She is a whole lot purdier then that old bobsster

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 03:25 PM

All that I sent you!

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: olddude
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 03:27 PM

And where does one buy this or do I have to trade weed and shine for it?

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 04:45 PM

Yes please.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 04:46 PM

PS - should I pronounce it Bob-urt or Bow-bear?

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: maeve
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 04:52 PM

Yes, please.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:12 PM

Hey.......... sign up mine please.

Frank

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:36 PM

Now, listen, ol'ster... Iz an ol' hippie and hippies believe in barterin' so you send me a bag of weed an' I'll send you a autographed copy of my CD and cut out these middle men and womenz...

As for the pronunciation of my name??? Don't much matter but the ladies like beubear and that make me warm and fuzzy wuzzy...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:37 PM

Iffen I whip it out, you'll autygraf it?

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: artbrooks
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:43 PM

I'd like mine signed, please. Unlike some people here, I will assume you can spell it correctly - not that I'd know the difference.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 05:54 PM

R Brooks: he can handle that. No question.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 06:04 PM

Why, I'm so good a spellin' that I can spell my name backwards!!!

So thar...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 07:01 PM

When Faith Petric came to Australia back in the last century, she said CDs don't work unless the artist signs them!

please sign it for me

sandra

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 07:54 PM

Heck with it... I'm signin' 'um all... The hardest part is getting the wrappin' off 'um...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 08:11 PM

This is what a pocket knife is good for.

How do they look (I shudder to ask . . .)?

SRS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 08:29 PM

They look like a million bucks, Magz... I mean, really nice... Thanks...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:33 PM

You can spell your name??..and write it, TOO!!???

Just bustin' ass, guy....Hey, I haven't heard any of it..yet...where can I get a listen..just a sample...before I fork out some schillings?

GfS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:41 PM

I ain't gonna put it on CDBaby so I reckon you gonna have to wait until folks get their copies and maybe someone put somethin' up in clickies... Yer bud, L.H., got two so I figurated he was gonna send one to you... I donno??? Or you could just order one from Rap 'er Janie...

Of course, that would mean that I'd know yer name and yer address and that would be, ahhhh, a heck of a mess of tangled worms... 'Er whatever needs tanglin'...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM

Bobert: "Of course, that would mean that I'd know yer name and yer address and that would be, ahhhh, a heck of a mess of tangled worms... 'Er whatever needs tanglin'..."

You talkin' to me?

Not a problem, though....let m know.

GfS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 10:54 PM

let me know, On here....I'll get you the info...then you'll finally know if I'm a 'him' or a 'her'...(just love his perceptions!)..He even likes Obama!!! (chuckle chuckle)

GfS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:08 PM

Just order it, GfinS... You can get if from either Rap of Janie... You'll enjoy it... It's the real deal blues... 1000% better than Sidewalk Bob Lite from the the old days that you can hear on the innernet...

BTW, I don't care about that gender stuff... Ain't but two choices,,,

B;~)

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:13 PM

But I don't know how to contact either one of them...but you CAN contact me!

GfS

P.S. I don't care about the gender stuff, either....just your perceptions...for YOUR sake!

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 12 - 11:15 PM

I wants 'em signed!! By Gar, yes!


A

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 04:51 AM

Now we wouldn't want poor ol' Bobert to get his dungarees in a bunch tryin' to figger out how to git inter that durn plastic wrap, guys. Send 'em out in their prophylactic, Bobert, or they might breed. I'll forge yer John Hancock when it gits here. Is it a capital X or a little x?

RtS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Noreen
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 07:28 AM

I would love you to autograph mine please, Beaubear. So much so that this is the 2nd time I've written it to this thread, but the earlier one has disparu.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:01 AM

Well, hell. folks...

I done signed 'um all... Still have a bunch of the shrink wrap stuck in my teeth as proof... They all ready to go to the Post Office and me and the P-Vine are packing up to go to a nerserymans trade show in Greensboro and to see my "poor ol' brother" (remember him??? and his boat shaped object???) at the Outer Banks so I'll drop them off as some obscure post office along the way...

BTW, GFinS... Just how do I contact you seein' as yer a GUEST??? The battery died in my crystal ball...

Gotta go... The P-Vine is like a kid on Christmas morning wanting to hit the road...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:37 AM

Only autographs? I think we should each get a personal   greeting - To my best friend, X, To my bigbuttedwoman X, To To To
OK?

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:02 PM

Not much writin' room left fir all that, Sins... Not much at all for just signing...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:17 PM

Bobert, I consider you a friend I haven't met in person & all that, but you don't hafta sign this one "with all my love"...

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: LilyFestre
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:45 PM

Me!!!! Me!!!! Me!!!!!!!


XOXOXOXOOXOXO


Michelle

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 09:11 PM

I was kinda hoping for Shakespeare's Sonnet XXIX on mine, but I guess that's pooched, huh, what with you being outta space and all?

Piss on it then. Don't sign it. See if I care.

Oh, and for this stuff, special thanks to Maggie, Mike and Janie who kept things under control by the looks of it. CDs never happen all by themselves. It takes many good people to move things along, and you surely had real good ones working with you and on your behalf. If they didn't love you, they wouldn't have done it.

That's still not gonna get me Shakespeare's sonnet, so fu#k you, ok! No offense.

BM

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 03:20 AM

Forgot to sign in...

Bobert: "BTW, GFinS... Just how do I contact you seein' as yer a GUEST??? The battery died in my crystal ball..."



Through here...you might check out the other songs, while you're there!

Click on my name 'Guest from Sanity' and send it to my Youtube account.

Regards....Enjoy(by the way, I'll be posting some others...even jazz!)

GfS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Genie
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 03:29 AM

Please autograph mine too, Bobert.   (Not sure who gets the "big-butted woman" personal message, but whatever.

I'll send a check or do a credit card via PayPal via Janie - whichever you prefer.


Genie

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: freda underhill
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 03:42 AM

me please Bobert! :-)

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 05:59 PM

me too, please!

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 06:04 PM

Didn't read the thread... you mean you ain't autographing all of them? What a ripoff!

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 06:10 PM

Yeah. That friggin' Bobster. But, the truth be known, I'm really lookin' forward to this CD. He's got a neat attack on songs, plays well and knows what blues is about.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: ragdall
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 06:24 PM

Yes, Please, Bobert.
I'm hoping for something personal and endearing in the autograph.
Thanks.

rags

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: ragdall
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 06:25 PM

PS, not to "rags".. You should have my name, it's in my address.

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 08:24 PM

rags, we haven't seen you in the declutter threads for a while. How are you doing? (Adding Mudcatter CDs to your collection is NOT recluttering, no fears there!)

SRS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 09:31 PM

I'll go for the autograph, Bobert. Autograph Chongo's copy too, okay?

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 11:24 PM

Oh quit pressuring him!.......(OK Bobert,...hold the pen this way....nooo, it goes here.....like this.....OK, now a 'B' is like a flagpole, with these two bumps on it...like this)......(etc. etc.)

GfS

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jan 12 - 06:17 PM

Sorry, folks but I'be been with my brother the last 3 days at his house in the Outer Banks (kill Devil Hills) and not had access to a pudder...

All the folks who order from the US will have their CDs tomorrow or the bext day as I mailed them Friday afternoon in some town on the way to the shore...

More alter... Tired, hungry...

B~

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: maeve
Date: 23 Jan 12 - 06:27 PM

Mine arrived today, Bobert. Thank you very much!

Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jan 12 - 07:18 PM

BTW, I ain't into joining nuthin' else new... I don't particularly like remembering new p[ass words, learning new hand shakes, etc... So, no to You Tube... I went over there and tried 4 times to register and got turned down all 4 times... Oughtta call it ScrewTube... Ain't worth the the "ag"...

Sorry, GFinS... If you want to get a CD yer gonna have to get yer buddy Chongz to hook you up...

B~