BS: Your favorite T-shirt

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 02:50 PM

Penmans cotton at Walmart for $6 Canuck.

Subject: RE: BS: Your favourite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Bizibod
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:08 PM

Nice -looking furry-faced long-haired young man,walking towards me, big writing emblazoned across chest, with second line in tiny writing underneath:-

       ALL I WANT IS WORLD PEACE

            And a blowjob




Had to laugh as we passed and I could read the second line !

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:19 PM

Good luck with that. Or, was he not wearing a ring?

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: 3refs
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 05:44 PM

BEER MAKES YOU SMART
ask Bud, he's weiser!

If you choose not to stand behind our troops,

feel free to stand in front of them!

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:16 PM

Wet and on a woman...

(That's purdy retarded, Boberdz...)

Okay, the woman with no tee shirt... That any better???

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:48 AM

"Save Shroedinger's Cat"

"KEEP MUSIC
   EVIL"

But the letters EVIL were in mirror writing, so you could read it right to left as "LIVE" or L to R as "EVIL"

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 08:08 AM

For a bad taste party I made up a t-shirt with "Nuke a gay whale for Jesus" on it in an attempt to offend as many people as possible.
Two years later I saw someone wearing commercialy produced one. Can I claim copy-right?

Favourite one that I've bought is the Les Barker "I can't find my camouflage net" one.

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: topical tom
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 10:53 AM

I once saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with an obviously inebriated cat lolling in a martini glass . The caption:" Happiness is a tight pussy".

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 01:23 PM

I've seen so many that have given me a good laugh, I don't know that I can pick out one. I've made a few tailored to situations, or to the personalities of friends and family. One I took real delight in:
We have a little great niece with coffee-with-cream skin tone, 'cause her daddy's from Camaroon. Her first birthday was just few days after the presidential election. I made a simple stars-and-stripes pattern around the words, "I could be PRESIDENT some day". It felt so good to know that it wasn't a tasteless joke .
                            Dean

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: GUEST,Goodnight Grace
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM

Years ago I saw Mike Seeger wearing a tee shirt advertising some folk or old time music festival on the front (can't remember which festival)and on the back were the words "keep your day job."

Grace

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM

A young lad about 6 came barreling into the shop -- he was wearing a green shirt with the words, "I'm definitely up to something" on it. I asked his Mom if that was true and she shook her head up and down vigorously.

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:30 AM

I've only three customiszed ones: one celebrates a special holiday spent with friends and relatives and was made in secret for all of us by one of the gang (it still puzzles anyone outside the loop). The two I had made from my own photos are the ego-trip one from my 60th birthday showing me singing (?) and playing washboard with (or against!) Sonny Black & the Dukes and the other is of my favourite blues singer Fred McDowell based on his LP "I do not play no rock 'n' roll" [just the straight & natural blue]. I also prize my Lonnie Donegan final tour T-shirt.

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:34 AM

I remember one of my favorites years ago depicted a grossly fat guy pushing a wheelbarrow nearly overflowing with his beer belly. The caption of course " Only here for the beer"
Cheers.

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:34 PM

I asked the next performer at the Banbury fundraiser in April to give us a twirl, because he was wearing a t-shirt that read
"Heart of gold
Nerves of steel
Knob of butter"

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Phot
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 11:32 AM

My favorite was a Performance Bikes magazine one, which had a devil on the front with the caption Faster, Faster, Faster!   On the back it said "The devil made me do it!!...........But God said it was ok with him!

Wassail!! Chris