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BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony

kendall 14 Oct 11 - 05:32 PM
Joe Offer 14 Oct 11 - 05:57 PM
ClaireBear 14 Oct 11 - 06:08 PM
Rapparee 14 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM
gnu 14 Oct 11 - 06:18 PM
olddude 14 Oct 11 - 06:36 PM
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Stilly River Sage 14 Oct 11 - 06:48 PM
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Hawker 14 Oct 11 - 07:57 PM
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frogprince 15 Oct 11 - 01:50 AM
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Will Fly 15 Oct 11 - 04:48 AM
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David C. Carter 15 Oct 11 - 05:33 AM
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Subject: BS: Kendall sentenced to life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:32 PM

Seven years ago today Jacqui and I got hitched on the bank of the Housatonic River in CT. by our dear friend, Sandy Paton, with Caroline looking on with approval.

Hey Sandy, looks like this one's gonna take.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 05:57 PM

Isn't marriage wonderful, Kendall?
Congratulations.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: ClaireBear
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:08 PM

Many happy returns, my friends.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM

Geez, Kendall, don't you think she could have done better for herself? I mean, a nice English girl and all....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:18 PM

So, YER not itchy... great news! I assume the bride is not itchy either. Of course, I'll have to hear it from her. Just a formality you understand.

Congrats kids! Have a wonderful anniversary!

Seven years already? Gosh! Time flies when yer havin fun eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:36 PM

My deepest condolences Jacqui :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:39 PM

Wonder what Jacqui has to say about this?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:48 PM

She probably won't send him to the cellar. :)

Congratulations!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:50 PM

and Jacqui is such a sweet lady ... I am so so sorry (tee hee)

all kidding aside
congrats


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:51 PM

"She probably won't send him to the cellar."

That depends on a number of factors.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:17 PM

Hell she sure can, sent me and Spaw to the dog house to live with Seamus more than once


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:34 PM

Okay, jacqui, can the Capt'n come out of the cellar now??? I mean, that sounded all heart felt and schmaltzy enough to me... Let the poor guy out, will ya'... He promises to be good this time...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:53 PM

You two deserve each other, but I mean that in a good way.... '>) Well done, Skippah, your aim has finally improved.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Hawker
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 07:57 PM

Congratulations :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 08:24 PM

secret to a good marriage


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: EBarnacle
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 08:30 PM

A long and happy one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Midchuck
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:28 PM

The secret of the success of their marriage is, neither nags the other.

The Bitch nags them both.

I've seen and heard it happen.

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:12 PM

7 years! wishing you lots more happy years


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Janie
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:31 PM

Ya'll are an inspiration.

Love to you both.

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:33 PM

Wonderful news! Congratulations on this anniversary, and it sounds like I will be wishing you many more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:52 PM

Midchuck... "neither nags the other."

Oh, were that to be for all. Sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:27 AM

Congratulations and may you both live long and happily together!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: JennieG
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:44 AM

Congratulations.....and many more to come too!

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 01:50 AM

It all seems so sweet now, but these teen marriages never last...

Congrats to two darn nice people!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:34 AM

Congratulations to you, and your child bride, Kendall my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Will Fly
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:48 AM

2004... Oct 14th - Kendall & Jacqui get married... Oct 27th - The Boston Red Sox win the World Series for the first time in 86 years...

Cause and effect?

Whatever - congratulations and many more happy years to you both.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: alanabit
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:59 AM

Congratulations to both of you and wishing you many more happy years ahead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:32 AM

Hope it's a long-term sentence! Congrats -

Love, B xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:33 AM

Did you carry your bride over the "thresh hold"in traditional style,or did you just throw her over your shoulder?

Just asking
Congrats to you both.
David


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Morticia
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:54 AM

congratulations to you both xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:30 AM

Congrats - And many more to come


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:44 AM

Budweiser! my fat aunt Harriet! She brings me Glen Livet!

I can think of a dozen smart come backs but they all trash marriage, so I wont.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:48 AM

Anyway - he knows I'm checking this thread for smart remarks. He's out of the cellar right now but I can't see that lasting, not with the way he behaves.......

Thanks to all for the nice comments - I know there's a lot of you out there have been married a lot longer than we have. Congrats to you all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: bbc
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 08:43 AM

I sure think Jacqui's a keeper! Sandy did the deal well.

love,

Barbara


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: DebC
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:49 AM

Okay, so I am a day late on this one, but I want to say a hearty congratulations to you both. Love is grand and visiting with K & J is always a treat.

Happy anniversary, dear friends!

Deb


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 10:46 AM

Happy Anniversary to at least one of you.............Jacqui, I'm sorry. We all know what it takes to marry a man (?) like Kendall and you are indeed a saint! We all know Kendall's medical history.

So Kendall.....How's the penile erector set working out? Sorry the hydraulics blew out........I'm sure that external scaffolding isn't easy to live with.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:01 AM

Can't be too easy on Jacqui either come to think of it..............but like I said,

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:19 PM

The cellar ain't that bad, nor is the dog house. Just ask me and Spaw we are experts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:30 PM

Spaw, you crazy galoot, it aint easy but I'm not going to respond to that crap!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 12:54 PM

I have a lovely anniversary gift for you - just found it upstairs on the bookcase. I suspect Jacqui knows exactly what I am talking about...
Happy Anniversary guys.
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 01:48 PM

Mary
is is a Louisville slugger for Jacqui. The metal bats are better, they twang when ya wack em on the head


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:04 PM

And, aluminum bats are easier to clean. Unless ya whack him too hard... in that case a wood bat is better on accounta ya can burn it before ya call the cops.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:27 PM

It's not a culpable offense to IMAGINE using a bat, no matter what Jimmy Carter says...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Nancy King
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:52 PM

Happy anniversary! Here's to many more!

Love to both of you,
Nancy


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 04:36 PM

The very best wishes to you both.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:22 PM

Dan... but JimBob had a hardon in his heart. Fer yer southern hardshell Baptist types, that's as good as doonit eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 08:31 PM

Any good shrink will tell you that we are not responsible for our thoughts or feelings. NO not that kind of feeling!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 08:34 PM

That shrinking feeling?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 12:17 AM

Kendall, a shrink will tell you lots of things that Jacqui can tell you for no fee.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 06:18 AM

Some people tell me everything they know....and more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 06:59 AM

Happy Happy guys.... somethings are just meant....


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 07:14 AM

Freda - ROTFLMAO

Guys - I don't need no baseball bat - just use the psychological bit and tell him "You've got to sleep sometime...." He heads off to the cellar like a good boy then.

Spaw - they updated the erector set - micro managed it and made it foolproof - even you could use it now! :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 09:39 AM

To finally be married to the right person, no matter how long it may take, is a real blessing.

Much love to you both.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 09:59 AM

7 years already?!
Congrats and best wishes from Mary and me.
keith.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 10:56 AM

Another Mudcat Wonder Dating Service Miracle! Just look what Max hath wrought!**bg** Being the vehicle what brought two such souls together!

Conga-rats to the two of you, Dear Ones. It truly has been wonderful and life affirming as you've shared your lives together with us here and, for those who've been able to, in 3D life, too.

Much Love, Light, and Life to you and the next seven+ years!

luvyakat & my Rog


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: My guru always said
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 12:49 PM

Wishing you both many more happy years together! xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 08:07 PM

Lizzie... "To finally be married to the right person, no matter how long it may take, is a real blessing."

Indeed. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I raise my glass to the Cappy... and his bride. She may have "settled" but she coulda done worse eh?

Maybe there is hope for me yet? Nahhhh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 07:45 AM

..she could have done worse.. that's for sure, she already did, twice! So did I.
It's not so much a matter of good people marrying bad people, it's more a simple matter of incompatible energies.

Kinda like trying to find the right size wrench to fit a certain nut.
There are adjustable wrenches but they never fit like the right one.
If you put a large bolt into a small nut, it aint gonna fit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:43 AM

SPeaking as a small nut myself, I have to agree with ya.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Becca72
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:48 AM

Luckily, Jacqui fits the ole nut quite well!

Shaddap, Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:55 AM

I love happies... I now add mine to you both.

Spaw... You brought tears to my eyes. I was laughing that hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 12:07 PM

Spaw, as we used to say in the service, "Rave on Catshit, someone will clean you up."


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:01 PM

What Lizzie said.

I love you both and wish you many, many, many more.

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Jeri
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:53 PM

I'm late to the party, but Happy Anniversary you two!
You deserve each other.

...and I mean that in a nice way too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Genie
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:32 AM

Yeah, I'm late to the anniversary party too, but may you have at least a few more seven yearses (Is that a word) together!


[[kendall - ...
It's not so much a matter of good people marrying bad people, it's more a simple matter of incompatible energies.

Kinda like trying to find the right size wrench to fit a certain nut.]]

So are you saying Jacqui was the wench who finally found the right nut?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:42 AM

That's about the size of it, Genie.


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