Subject: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 11 Jun 04 - 06:35 AM Try saying it three times quickly, I bet you can't. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: GUEST,shlio Date: 11 Jun 04 - 07:55 AM RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sweetfia Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:02 AM Rat-re-red......that's what it sounds like after ya say it 10 times! Good idea though! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Bobert Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:03 AM Iraq Free Thread, Iraq Free Thread, Iraq Flee Tread.. &%$(*^*^#^%$*%*&, dangit, yewr right... Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sweetfia Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:12 AM That 'Yellow Lorry, Red Lorry' is the worst one though...who's everheard of a 'ello olly', or a 'ed orry' for that matter?! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:15 AM Betty bought some butter, but the butter betty bought was bitter, so betty bought some better butter than the bitter butter betty bought before! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Strollin' Johnny Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:35 AM You need help! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sweetfia Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:40 AM LOL!!!! *BGRIN* |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:40 AM Ha!! you can't say it can you johnny? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sweetfia Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:41 AM Well done Dad! I can't even say it without laughing! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: s6k Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:21 AM Oh my god! ted has come up with the GREATEST one ever!!! im saving that into a notepad file! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Ben Dover Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:34 AM it,s a cracker. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rapparee Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:40 AM No, the thread on quackers is elsewhere. This one is on sewing, I think. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: rhoda horse Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:47 AM BEN DOVER??? what a bloody silly name that is! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Ben Dover Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:01 AM my name is also my hobby. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:32 AM Come on Amos, I'm dying to know if you can do it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Amos Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:37 AM I said all of the above tongue-twisters three times fast without goofing, but it wasn't easy, b'gar! :>) A |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:41 AM You must have better false teeth than me then! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Amos Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:31 AM Mine are glued in. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Ben Dover Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:32 AM Rhoda horse??? your name is sillier than mine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sttaw Legend Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:34 AM What had Fred done to be captured in the first place ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rapparee Date: 11 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM Well, try: Twain-Tritt Twitty Trenton Tribute Tour. That's the one that Shana Twain and Travis Tritt were going to do in New Jersey to honor the late Conway Twitty. It didn't get off the ground, because no one could ask for Twain-Tritt Twitty Trenton Tribute Tour tickets. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLand Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:28 PM Cripes, I can say it no problem. There's something wrong with me isn't there? (don't you dare) ;o) |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:29 PM Course, I can't even spell my own nickname ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Once Famous Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:02 PM Hey, did you notice an Iraq free thread is also a dianavan and CarolC free thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:29 AM Martin, Bruce M |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Strollin' Johnny Date: 12 Jun 04 - 02:41 AM It's light-hearted, a concept of which they have no understanding. LOL! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: GUEST,Phillip McCavity Date: 12 Jun 04 - 09:17 AM Ben Dover & Rhoda Horse? Silly names |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 04 - 10:58 AM LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Big Al Whittle Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:35 PM iraq free fred iraq free fred iraq free fred and his black and white shed |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Sweetfia Date: 12 Jun 04 - 03:23 PM Heh heh...i like that wld...it reminds me of the Postman pat theme tune... "postman pat, postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat..." oh dear, i've just crossed a line haven't i? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: CarolC Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:08 PM Martin, have you also noticed that the majority of threads about Iraq are also CarolC free threads? I'm guessing you haven't, but if so, I'm not at all surprised. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: CarolC Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:13 PM Oh I get it! Martin Gibson, greg stephens, and Gareth are all missing me because I haven't been posting much to political threads lately, so they're baiting me to get me to post more! Gosh you guys! How sweet! Awwww... shucks... |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:48 PM It is easy to pick up a raccoon by the tail. Thing is, ya need six people to help ya let it go. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:53 PM I can't stand it when the little ring on top of the sardine can snaps off. That has got nothin' to do with the country about which this is a free thread--or something like that. So, I keep plyers handy just in case. Does anyone else remember when there were about 20 sardines to the can? Now there's four. What's that about? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rapparee Date: 13 Jun 04 - 06:03 PM Brucie, the linings of the sardine cans now exude a contraceptive chemical. They didn't useta. You're lucky if you get four these days. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 14 Jun 04 - 02:17 AM Oh. The sardines aren't gettin' any, so neither are we, is that it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:25 AM Iraq to sardines in 30 posts. Well done everybody! |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:29 AM I prefer mackerel, 59p a tin from coop. Eat Fish, its good for you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:39 AM Agreed. Sardines are way too bony, and they stink! I have a bottle of anchovies lurking in my kitchen at the moment, they are pleasant. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: beardedbruce Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:40 AM kippered herring, 0.78 $US per 3.25 oz ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:38 AM Does anyone else remember when there were about 20 sardines to the can? Now there's four. What's that about? Y2K, Bruce, Y2K. There was a huge run on sardine stocks when everyone thought the world was going to stop working on Jan.1, 2000. All the 20-to-a-can sardines got bought up and all that was left was the 4-to-a-can size. Nobody has fished for sardines since 1999 so the 4-to-a-can size is all you can find nowadays. Nobody really eats the damned things anyway. They only buy them for emergencies like hurricanes. Then, when the all-clear signal is given, the sardines get fed to cats. Cats don't care how many fish are in the can. When enough 4-to-a-can sardines have been eaten by cats someone will send a boat out to catch some more sardines and the 20-to-a-can size will be available until the next disaster impends. Th' other Bruce |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rapparee Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:51 AM Well, actually, sardines aren't really fish. They look like fish, but they were genetically engineered from peas and slimy salamanders as a WPA project back in the 1930s. The proto-sardines are put into the cans as larvae, the equivalent to human teenagers. They would do what teenagers do, and while the can was in shipment to the store it would be filled with the larvae's offspring. But the contraceptive linings have cut way back on the number of offspring per can. Bet none of you knew this before, did ya? Sardines as fish...humf. Who'd go fishing for some puny little thing like that, anyway? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 14 Jun 04 - 09:05 AM How come cats like fish so much? I mean, the little buggers don't like getting wet do they? so how did they develope a taste for something they would never catch in the wild? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:37 PM THAT is a darn good question. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Amos Date: 14 Jun 04 - 04:02 PM Their appetite may not have anything to do with the fishness of them, but rather for the vitamin A, or the natural oils, or the saltiness, for example. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 14 Jun 04 - 06:28 PM I once had a dog that really liked fish. He didn't care to eat it, but he loved to roll in it. Strangest damn thing, because he knew when he did that he ended up in the bath, and he hated the bath. It was a regular Keystone Cops fiasco when Ginger found a dead fish. Jaysus, talk about bad news on a warm day. And, that dog would try to 'get affectionate' with anything that had fur--and a few things that didn't. Musta thought the fish oils made his coat look attractive to other furry creatures. Heck, maybe it was his way of getting cats to come closer. Beats me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Peace Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:36 PM Hey, Martin. I bet ya Montreal sardines are better than Chicago sardines. |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: Rapparee Date: 14 Jun 04 - 10:19 PM Are the Montreal Sardines some baseball team or something? |
Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread From: el ted Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:04 AM Amos, The plot thickens!! How would a cat know it needs Vitamin A? How does it know that fish are salty? |