BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Peter T.
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:31 PM

she's got everything she needs,
She got chocolate, she don't look back....

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 09:13 PM

.."...all I really wanta dooooo....is baby, pour chocolate on yooouuu"

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Matt_R
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:12 PM

Bill is crudely misquoting a AC/DC song called "Pour Oil On Me".

And LH, I'm with ya man! I need some Dylan right about now!

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:24 PM

No Matt, I think Bill is parodying "All I Really Want To Do"....a Dylan song:

All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:42 PM

Well, here we go again............Dylan, Hawk??? Sure....lots of choc songs...........

Boots of Spanish Cocoa
Country Moon Pie
From a Buick 6 Glovebox
I Threw It All Away, It Was Melted
I'll Be You Babe Ruth Tonight
Just Like A Reese Cup
Krunchbar on Heaven's Door
Not Dark Yet (prefer milk)
Quinn, the Eskimo Pie

........and many more..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From:
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 11:46 PM

Chocolate is good for you. So are men. You have to be responsible and eliminate from consideration those that won't do...abusive ones, gamblers, drug and alcohol abusers. Only choose from the responsible, decent ones. If there aren't enough to go around, tough luck. That's life. Don't settle on the truly important stuff. Do without until or unless a good one comes your way.

mg

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 02:28 AM

Hey who gives a hoot, you can have chocolate 5 times a night - find me a man that can do that!!!

Gervase, you really need to order some of the Richard III Wensleydale from the trencherman site..... your dreams will be rich, creamy and possibly slightly sticky.

LTS

Try it, it's an English Foodie site. http://www.trencherman.co.uk/index.html, sorry blue clicky didn't work.

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 04:14 AM

Hey who gives a hoot, you can have chocolate 5 times a night - find me a man that can do that!!!

Nice to see you feeling so much better, Liz;-) Whoops - wrong thread...

I'm not halving my sex life for anyone though!

Cheers

Dave the naughty Gnome

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 08:27 AM

Too right there David!!! I don't know who these me are that Liz is speaking of, but I am certainly not one of them!

BTW is it ok if each time is 4 hrs?

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Gervase
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 10:00 AM

Dammit, I've just spent a fortune on that site Liz!
And if the Wensleydale's as good as it's cracked up to be then I'll be in hog heaven.
They also sell chocolate...(get thee behind me Satan!)

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: JudeL
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:34 PM

Liz you should be on commission from that site, its making a fortune out of us. Chocolate covered walnut, totally irrisistable...

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:54 PM

There was actually a post way back there that claimed you can get an orgasm from chocolate, and can't from a man. What a gross slander! It's despicable. Anyone who says that oughta be marooned on an island with 85,000 Mars Bars and left to her own devices for a few years till she learns her lesson...or dies of malnutrition and sugar shock combined.

After all, if you can't get an orgasm from a man...why assume it's the man's fault? :-)

- LH (taking it all so deadly seriously...)

Matt - I am surprised that you slipped up on that Dylan song. Guess you're not perfect, eh?

p.s. The hockey statistics thing applies to Canadian men only. With American men it's baseball and football statistics. Then too, there are some who go on and on about the size of certain private body parts...

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:56 PM

Well, with such an ambiguous line, I'm more likely to go with a song I KNOW than one I don't!

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 01:02 PM

She said chocolate was better than men so I left her one day
With a pound of chocolate on the pillow where she lay
Then I found another woman, who loves me more than candy
Cos I bring her chocolate, and love, and everything handy.

(it's not Shakestoor but then again it's before noon)

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 03:12 PM

Matt - Yeah, but I thought you knew ALL of Dylan's songs. By the way, Cher did a pretty good rendition of "All I Really Want To Do", way back in her very young "folk-rock" phase. Cher was rather good at covering Dylan songs back then...something about her voice. Others will probably dispute that, however.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 05:38 PM

It fits. Neither of them can sing.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: GUEST,Ogden Nash
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 05:48 AM

Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: JudeL
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 06:12 AM

Can't do blue clicky thing but see thread on LyrReq: Chocolate

Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men
From: GUEST,JeZeBeL
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 01:41 PM

Sorry little HAwk but it was me that said the nasty things about not getting orgasms from men, I was in a man hating moooooooood!! But I've cheered up now. And I'm sorry but this subject merits a very long thread. Ur only jealous cos ur camel and llama one didn't last as long as this one........

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