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Subject: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: tarheel Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:40 AM Subject: Scandal--Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles. tar...lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: GUEST Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:59 AM Is there no predjudice or stereotype you don't actively subscribe to tarheel? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: GUEST,G Date: 03 Sep 05 - 09:15 AM Outstanding, Tarheel! ....and it is not a predjudice either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: artbrooks Date: 03 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM Thanks, Tar. The French media's unrelenting quest for something on Armstrong is getting a bit old...and I needed a brief laugh. Nothing else is very funny this week. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: Cluin Date: 03 Sep 05 - 07:49 PM Lance has only one testicle now. What search turned up the plural? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: gnu Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:19 PM That's why he won. UNFAIR. As soon as he had a nut removed, not only was he able to peddle faster, but, there was a weight reduction, giving him unfair advantage. I say... let's run the races over, but castrate all the other cyclists first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 03 Sep 05 - 09:40 PM Unfair advantage- on left or right curves? Thanks for a laugh, tarheel. |
