Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,Guest - Pittielynn Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:40 PM Here's my version (what I can remember of this song) 1-3-5-7 I just died and went to heaven On my way I heard this song Now I know I can't go wrong Two old ladies lying in bed One rolled over the other ones dead I wanna be an Airborne Ranger Living the life of sex and danger I wanna go to Vietnam I wanna kill some viet-comms I wanna go to Afghanistan I wanna kill some Taliban I wanna go to Israel I wanna raise some airborne hell I wanna go to the USA I'm gonna get me a green berret. Red light, red light, green at last Open up the door and feel the blast If my main don't open wide, I've got another one by my side! If that one should fail me too, If my second don't open true Well look out ground I'm coming through With my rifle with my gun I'm gonna have some shootin' fun If I die in the combat zone Box me up and ship me home Pin my medals upon my chest Tell my momma I did my best I wanna be an airborne ranger Living the life of sex and danger Now I don't remember it all, but if I think of anything else I will post it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,Hambone Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:18 PM Dude order the 82nd Airborne Division Chorus Cd. It has all these classics like: "Once I was infantry now I'm airborne, Riding in gliders all tattered and torn" It's probably available thru the 82nd museum or gift shop online somewhere. Or get it at the convention they have each year, that's where I got it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 11 Apr 09 - 12:25 AM 2 old ladies laying in bed 1 turned over to the other and said i wanna be an abn ranger live a life of sex and danger i wanna go to vietnam i wanna kill you charlie chan see the lady dressed in black she makes a living on her back see the lady dressed in red she makes a living on her bed sgt. _____ (your choice) cant take it cant make it old man washed up 1 mile no sweat....... -ad infinitum- balls to the wall cock in the air...... gezzz i guess i had my fun in the 70s |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,Lex Date: 16 Jun 09 - 08:12 AM The Ranger song I wanna be an Airborne Ranger has nothing to do with 82nd... And the chorus of it is Glorious, Victorious, one keg of beer for the four of us. Glory be to god that there ain't no more of us, cause one of us could drink it all alone Damn near, pass a bear, to the rear of the squad. Some of the lines are like, You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway (by his hallway) You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway (by his hallway), Cause the floor is lined with glass and its always full of ass You can tell an airborne ranger by his hallway. Or, You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck (by his ruck) You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck (by his ruck) Cause its as big as a truck and its heavy as fuck You can tell an airborne ranger by his ruck The one about wives... DISCLAIMER: Following material could be offensive to individuals, no insult is intended to any persons who reads the following. You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife (By his wife) You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife (By his wife) Cause she fucks just like a stallion you can ask the whole battalion You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his wife. Or for a girlfriend, You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend (By his girlfriend) You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend (By his girlfriend) Cause her legs are always spread and she's always giving head You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his girlfriend. Those are just a few. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,seprico Date: 12 Jul 09 - 03:21 AM i dont have any army experiance myself but i do know a few songs IRENE Irene, irene shes one of the best ls night i put her to the test i rolled her over from side to side even on her back i tried i've seen her stipped ive seen her bare i felt her over everywhere irene irene she's the best in the land shes an f-18 from fighter command and another one is AIRBORN RANGER 1,3,5,7 i died and went to heaven and on my way i learnt this song now i know i cant go wrong two old ladies lying in bed one rolled over and the other said i wanna be an airborn ranger living the life of sex and danger i wanna go to the usa gt me a green beret i wanna go to aphganistan kill me some taiban i wanna go to kuiat i wanna show saddom his fate i wanna go to the russian front get me some russian cunt i wanna go to isrial raise me some airborn hell red light red light green lgiht last open the door and feel the blast if my chute dont open wide i got my reserve chute by my side if my reserve should fail me to move your ass i'm coming through if i die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my momma i done my best and if my C.O says that aint good enough (shout with emphasis)then tell him thats to fucking tough and another one MY SERGANT MAJOR well my sargent major jumped from 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet well my sargent major jumped from 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet, 40 thousand feet and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots well the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground the corpral was the last to jump the first to hit the ground and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet we scraped him off the runway with a rusty bayonet and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma we didnt want him so we sent him home to ma and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa ma didnt want him so she shipped him off to pa and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us pa didnt want him so he shipped him back to us and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess we didnt want him so we shipped him to the mess and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup the mess didnt want him so they put him in the soup and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots the moral of the story is never eat the soup the moral of the story is never eat the soup the moral of the story is never eat the soup and he aint gonna jump no more no more and the lord said glory glory what a helluva way to die with a rifle up your ass and a bullet in your eye glory glory what a helluva way to die when your balls hang lower than your paratrouper boots the moral of the moral is never jump at all the moral of the moral is never jump at all the moral of the moral is never jump at all and he aint gonna jump no more no more another song is TABOO (Canadian version) the german soldiers crossed the line taboo, taboo the german soldiers crossed the line taboo, taboo the german soldiers crossed the line they raped all the women and drank all the wine and they all saing siege hail tickle my ass taboo, taboo they came upon a wayside inn taboo taboo they came upon a wayside inn taboo taboo they marched on down and checked themselves in and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo the inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo the inn keeper had a daughter fair with long blond hair and tits out to there (place hand appropriate length away from chest)and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo they tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo they tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo they tied her to a feather bed and boned her till she was almost dead and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo the inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo the inn keeper was so ahamed that he fucked her back to life again and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo the in keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo the inn keeper had a trusty gun and he shot the fuckers one by one and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the german soldiers marched through hell taboo taboo the german soldiers marched through hell taboo taboo the german soldiers marched through hell and they raped the devils wife as well and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the germans thougth they won the war taboo taboo the germans thought they won the war taboo taboo the germans thought they won the war but the newfies(sub in prefered amusing nationality ex. texans) won it the day before and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo taboo the moral of the story is taboo taboo the moral of the story is taboo taboo the moral of the story is never bone on a feather bed the moral of the moral is taboo taboo the moral of the moral is taboo taboo the moral of the moral is always fuck on water bed and they all sang siege hail tickle my ass taboo and my last one ZIMBABWA oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where Irish men are free for tree hugging civilian bands we can no longer stand singing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free Jim lives there his ass is bare he runs in the rocks in his wollen socks and a pair of panty hoes singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free jim brought us to a feast out there to feed our starving holes he brought us to a table bare upon which lay chiken bones singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free and he cried good lord it's true zimbabwa chicks are everywhere there hot for me and you singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free we packed our gear and shed a tear for a soldier must always roam we packed our bags and were on our way Getvit(sub in name of C.O) will lead us home singhing oh zimbabwa your good enough for me were on our way to zimbabwa where irish men are free hope you enjoy because it took me a helluva long time to write |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,larryroe Date: 11 Oct 09 - 09:21 PM I was USMC 1st Force Recon and we technically didn't have any real songs. However, there was one I heard but don't know the words. It was sung to the tune of "beautiful Dreamer". All I remember are the first two lines: "Beautiful streamer, open for me... (don't know the rest). Anybody know the rest of it? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 12 Oct 09 - 02:58 AM Welcome Mr. larryroe - here you go.
http://www.506infantry.org/songstreamer.htm
Beautiful streamer, open for me,
Beautiful streamer, why must it be?
Beautiful streamer, follow me down,
Beautiful streamer, this is the end,
Used in Title of the Play By David Rabe - off-Broadway 1977 - set in 1965 (thirds part of his Vietnam War Trilogy) Did a national tour a couple years back.
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,A Co. 2/75 Earthpig Date: 28 Dec 09 - 06:56 PM The rest of taboo: (same pattern and remove your cover) The daughter died and went to heaven taboo, taboo, and he dug her back up and he fucked her again! (same pattern) The airborne ranger went to hell taboo, taboo and he fucked the devil's daughter as well! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,3/75 C co Date: 22 Feb 10 - 12:21 PM Just wanted to pipe in for the Joe who said he served in Regiment for three years and never once sang or marched to a cadence. B.S. - we used to have the Regimental and Battalion CDRs and CSMs call cadence during battalion runs on a regular basis. The only time we didn't sing cadence was during squad PT. Marching to cadence was not unusual either. The only thing different was that the lyrics to the marching cadences had to be toned down if you were maneuvering through any public places on Benning. It may be a surprise to at least one poster that "real Rangers" do actually sing Ranger cadences, and, no, they are not all recycles. What real Rangers don't do is write "lol" at the end of their gay monologue... Have a nice day. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 22 Mar 10 - 05:17 PM Well that may be the case for you 3rd batt guys. But in 4 years at 2nd batt, we had one battallion run that i can remember, the only time i ever sang cadence thank God. But when we did it, it was fuckin loud as hell, even though its gay. I had a hatred for cadence since i was an import from a regular shithole infantry unit that always sang that "i wanna be an airborne ranger" bullshit. And as far as rendevous goes, i was always either deployed, or in a school, so never got to do any regimental shit. I think they made us sing cadence in pre ranger though for the 5 mile run. I don't know why the fuck i just wrote all this pointless shit, just nice to say whats up to fellow batt boys. RLTW |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: olddude Date: 22 Mar 10 - 05:23 PM this one |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,ilegworldchamp / U.S.A.P.C.E.N. Ft. Lewis , Date: 04 Dec 10 - 12:20 AM I want to be a "Chair-born Ranger" I want to live live the life of danger FINANCE ALL THE WAY ! 73-C-40 68-70 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,Bill Date: 04 Dec 10 - 06:16 PM I think i have seen a video of this song from the 50's. and from what i have heard (from where i got it) from family and freinds who are and were in the military the song is; I wanna be an airborne ranger., live my life of sex and deanger. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,lee weathers Date: 07 Jan 11 - 04:11 PM heres one we sang running on our way out of cole range at rip airborne ranger was a hell of a man, he walked thru the bar with his cock in his hand, shit on a table and pissed on the floor,wiped his ass with a 44. lined 100 marines up against the wall, bet 100 dollars he could woop em all, he beat 98 till his fist turn blue, then he backed up, grabed a bat and beat the other two, when he died he went to hell, he fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well, on his tombstone it read in green,,here lies a mean motherfucking machine,,,,cuz hes hard core, airborne,,ranger,,,etc |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 07 Jan 11 - 10:29 PM THANK YOU ... GUEST,ilegworldchamp / U.S.A.P.C.E.N. Ft. Lewis , I knew it as: "Remington Ranger...." in reference to the office field staff that manned the portable typewriters |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 19 Apr 11 - 06:17 PM C130 rolling down the strip Airborne daddy gonna take a little trip stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door jump right out and count to four if my chute dont open wide I got another one by my side if that cute dont open too look out ground imma comin through I want to be an airborne ranger live a life of death and danger I want to go to viet-nam I wanna kill some commie cong (all that I remember) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 30 Jun 11 - 02:43 PM Something something something something Something something something something Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, 'Chute's gonna open on the court of four! If that 'chute don't open wide, I got another one by my side, If that 'chute should fail me too, bury me deep in my dress blues! Sound off! (One, Two) Sound off!(Three, Four) Sound off! (One, Two, Three, Four) One, Two, ThreeFOUR! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,3-15 infantry circa 1990 Date: 28 Jul 11 - 03:30 PM We are airborne rangers, the rapers of the night the dirty sons of bitches that rather fuck than fight We castrate our enemies with broken bits of glass we shove rusty bayonets up the bastards ass heidy deidy christ almighty who the hell are we? Somebody said we're godamn infantry My cunt, My cunt, my country calls for me asshole asshole a soldier I will be to piss to piss two pistols by my side a whore a whore a horsey I wish I could ride heidy deidy christ almighty who the hell are we? Somebody said we're godamn infantry We took the Captain's daughter we laid her by the door we pumped her once we pumped her twice we pumped her 3 times more We took the Major's daughter we laid her by the stream we pumped her once we pumped her twice we pumped her full of cream We took the Colonel's daughter we laid her on the floor She said she was a virgin she ain't one any more heidy deidy christ almighty who the hell are we? Somebody said we're godamn infantry |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,1/75th "1st bat, best bat" Date: 09 Jul 12 - 08:00 PM Yeah, guys in the Rgt. sang cadence but only for special occasions mentioned above by that 3rd bat-boy (appropriate ones if running around the "legs" or public); one special occasion for all the Ranger privates would be on the bus rides back from the ranges; kept our asses from getting smoked in the bus... sometimes. "Who can take two ice picks, and shove them in her ears, fuck her in the ass while he's shifting through the gears The S&M man, the S&M man 'cuz he takes away the pain and makes the hurt feel good, makes the hurt feel good... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST Date: 12 Jan 13 - 09:42 PM These managed to get into the Australian Army Cadets as well, as a way to pass the time when the Officers weren't around. I wish I was a sergeant major (Wish I was a sergeant major) Live a life of sex and danger (Live a life of sex and danger) If I happen to die in war (If I happen to die in war) Bury me with a Russian whore (Bury me with a Russian whore) Tie her legs around my face (Tie her legs around my face) And tell them that I died in grace (Tell them that i died in grace) Sound off (1,2) Sound off (3,4) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Airborne Ranger Song (US Army 82nd) From: GUEST,samm J Date: 28 Aug 17 - 08:13 PM From Jump school at Ft Benning Georgia in 1977 one running cadence was. My Old Granny was a hell of a whore she was giving head at the age of 4... Then one from Ft Bragg in the 82nd airborne - went like this... Momma told sally not to go down town too many paratroopers hanging around Sally got made and she went on down, she came back home with a belly round, 3 months later she began to sweel,six months later she was big as hell, nine months later and out it came 10 paratroopers on a daisy chain... |
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