Subject: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:50 AM Do yoiu think they should let pufters be in the church? ie be vicars and that? i don't go to church any more, [i reckon its a bit boring], i heard on the news loads of times recently that loads of gay vicars have been fiddling with little boys, i heard on the news just now, that one church has got so much compensation claims going from vicars fiddling with little boys, that they have gone bankrupt! [this is true, i just heard it on bbc radio 4] why don't they just ban them from been church people? [if you join the army, they ask you , ie are you a poof? anser=no , = you can join the army then] [that was a few years ago, i think they let them join now, not sure really] ps=i'm not rasist or anything like that, i don't mind puffs, just as long as they are not ramming it down your throat all the time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Ebbie Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:31 AM hhhahhahah |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Amergin Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:57 AM Are you thinking of becoming a vicar then? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:00 AM You calling me a puff? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Nerd Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:04 AM jOhn, "ramming it down your throat?" Gross but funny! |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: el ted Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:06 AM Lemon puffs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Sttaw Legend Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:14 AM Well that takes the biscuit! |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: el ted Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:28 AM yo jOhn, I think buggery is still illegal in the army. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:30 AM By the number of recent posts you've made Joh9n, I would guess you're going through one of your fruitfull phases. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: el ted Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:38 AM Brenda has left him, and he has nowt else to do. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: mooman Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:51 AM ...and there was me thinking this was a thread about flatus in basilicum! Peace moo |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: 42 Date: 09 Jul 04 - 07:28 AM i though this was another anti smoking rant thread. So sorry to have eavesdropped. j |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST,Jon Date: 09 Jul 04 - 09:12 AM Fancy a couple of days in Norfolk, John? If so, get in touch (I'm not sure you use the Annexe regularly enough to PM you there). I could be wrong but get the feeling a break may do you the world of good (and I promise no preaching from me on any subject). Jon |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: ThreeSheds Date: 09 Jul 04 - 09:20 AM I thought it was a pro smoking thread |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: el ted Date: 09 Jul 04 - 09:22 AM jOhn smokes, gawd bless him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST,Keith A o Hertford Date: 09 Jul 04 - 09:49 AM You are allowed to be gay in the army, but it's not compulsory yet. No sex acts are allowed except in married quarters. Keith. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: muppett Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:32 AM Wot about (Puff)the magic dragoon, what's your thoughts on him then John? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:38 PM I knew some guys who puffed in the church, but they were caught and made to go to drug rehab. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Bert Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:57 PM To get back on track, there's one shurch I know of that sacked a couple of priests for having affairs with women of the church. But they turn a blind eye to the ongoing homosexual relationship of the head priest. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Bill D Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:32 PM seems like they'd be pretty quiet and inoffensive I see no problem. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: wysiwyg Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:28 PM But Bill, that's Togo's national team-- once they get going, there's no holding back the CROWD. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:33 PM No, Puff's not in the church. He's frolicking in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 10 Jul 04 - 12:29 AM Puffs: where is the term from? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Dave Hanson Date: 10 Jul 04 - 04:47 AM Powder puffs, got it ? eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Skipjack K8 Date: 10 Jul 04 - 11:10 AM jOhn, there might be two questions here. 1. Should homosexuality be tolerated in the clergy, which Keith A's post would aptly answer, and 2. Should paedophilia be tolerated in the clergy, where I suspect you are leaning on an open door. I'm told the use of the P word by non-adherents is about as popular in the gay community as the N word in race relations, and you are to be congratulated on publicly stating your anti-racist standing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Once Famous Date: 10 Jul 04 - 11:19 AM Are gays a race? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Skipjack K8 Date: 10 Jul 04 - 12:07 PM Err, no, Martin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Backstage Manager(inactive) Date: 10 Jul 04 - 12:11 PM No Martin, gays are not a race. Homosexuality cuts across all races, ethnicities and nationalities. The use of terms like "puff" or "faggot" about gays is hateful and demeaning in much the name way that "nigger" is to black people and that "kike" is to Jews, etc. You claim to be Jewish, as I am. As a Jew, I understand the consequences of such prejudice and discrimination. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 10 Jul 04 - 03:45 PM Having sexual relations with children is illegal and immoral. That said, it has nothing to do with homo or heterosexuality. It has to do with people who need to have themselves checked in to a seriously good facility to be readjusted. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: darkriver Date: 11 Jul 04 - 05:42 AM jOhn arsks: why don't they just ban them from been church people?... Good question. Unfortunately, the really big lawsuits (in the US of A anyway) stem from the fact that, so far from banning them, the church officials went out of their way to cover up the pedophilia and keep the errant priests on. So jOhn's got the right idea. Anyone want to campaign for jOhn becoming Archbishop of Canterbury? (A step up from being Sir jOhn of Hull, MBE or no MBE). Doug |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 04 - 04:56 PM What has all this stuff about poofs got to do with smoking in church? |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 04 - 09:12 PM More than you think. Much, much more. Look at it this way, |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 04 - 09:28 PM There are puffs in my church - it's from the burning incest. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Bobert Date: 11 Jul 04 - 11:27 PM Well, gol danged... I remember going to Billy D's wedding back 'round '69 'er so an' his wife ot be's parents wanted their daughter to be married in the church so, ahhhh, we all went down to the Goodwill Store and got us some $5 siuts to wear.... Well, the day of the wedding was upon us and we all looked, well, okay. Not great, mind you, but okay. Well, maybe okay minus but, hey, they were real suits. Hey, it takes a small mind to think that suit have to fit perfectly.... But there we were sittin' in the back of the church since we weren't too sure which side of the isle we wanted to side with. You'd have to know Billy D. Hey, we didn't even know his bride too well but being on Billy D's side just didn't seem right as we did know him.... So here we were in the back of the church. You know, me and my raggedy friends... Well, this was one of them long Catholic doings with lots of ups and downs and ins and outs and secret handshakes and all that Catholic stuff that we didn't know jack about.... So I look down at the pew we was sitting in and there's my buddy Bo tolling a big ol' fat doobie and about the third 'er forth up and down 'er in and out, he lights that bad boy up.... I mean, here we were in the back of this Catholic church way back 'round Waynesbore, Va., the home of the Statler Brothers and Bo has just fired up a big ol' stinky doobie and passed it down the pew to the rest of us... Well, back 'round 1969 this ol' hillbilly thought it was a sin to pass up a little puff on a stinky doobie and since I was in a church I figgured that, ahhhh, I had to do it. So I takes me a big ol' puff. Maybe too big a puff, come to think of it, 'cause I got to coughing and carrying on and I'm looking down that pew in the back of that Catolic church at them Goodwill suited frined o' mine and they is all laughing an' carryin' on while Iz coughing my danged brains out and all the respectable people were looking back at us like we'd just kilt the Pope 'er somethin'.... Well, to this very day when we all get together it makes fir a good laugh so when it comes down to puffin' in church I say, what the hey, if they can't take a joke............. Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: bengi Date: 12 Jul 04 - 12:15 AM Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Ebbie Date: 12 Jul 04 - 01:00 AM psssssttttt Bobert, wrong town for the Statlers. You mean Staunton, I believe. I used to live right down the road.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jul 04 - 04:10 AM If we banned homosexuals from being priests, we wouldn't have enough priests to go round. What got my goat was a known homosexual (and practicing, he's got it right now) priest openly campaigning that women priests were against the teaching of the Bible. Er... which bits did he miss reading?! It shows how much attitudes to the church have changed in the last 100 years though - in 1890 you would not have dared question the priest on any subject, let alone accuse him of a crime. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Dave Hanson Date: 12 Jul 04 - 08:49 AM I don;t need no priests LTS you can have my share, I'm an atheist. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 12 Jul 04 - 09:29 AM I don't like Puffs 'cos they stole the word "Gay" - a word widely used in English-speaking folk song - and a word designed to soften their perverse way of life.On the national news they should be known collectively as arse-bandits or benders. As for them existing in Churches - it's quite understandanble with all that dressing-up, how can you take anyone seriously when they dress up so theatrically and far far too much self impotance. How can an Archbishop possibly be nearer to God than us - it's ridiculous - Organised religion stinks - but it's quite important (for me) to believe in God and the principles of Christ - but you don't need an Organised church for that, especially when it's full of benders. Puffs in churches and schools is indefensible - especially near children / choir boys and all the rest of it , and as for promoting through their teachings that homosexuality is an acceptable mode of living , is beyond my comprehension and forever may it remains so. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 12 Jul 04 - 09:39 AM Does anyone know of any statistics for the rate of chld abusers amongst gay and straight people? Just like to have numbers for when people start equating homosexuality with paedophilia. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Bobert Date: 12 Jul 04 - 09:46 AM Ebbie, I told you it was a big ol' doobie, din'd I? Heck, I coulda been in Staunton. It's only another few miles west o' Waynesboro. All I remember was driving to Charlottesville from Richmond and tunrnin' left. You know me when it come to turning left, sometimes I overshooot my destination... Jus' ask T 'er Doug. They'll tell ya... Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST,Honey monster Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:24 AM I think sugar puffs should be allowed in church. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Ebbie Date: 12 Jul 04 - 12:05 PM You know, when there is a discussion on homosexuality- among just about any mixed group- I have to wonder just how silly we're going to feel when eventually the last word on causality gets known. I'm not homosexual, as it happens- and believe me, I think it just happened that I'm not; I had nothing to do with it- but it doesn't threaten me. When someone speaks of being gay or lesbian as a lifestyle or a choice or even a preference, it makes me laugh. Anyone who thinks of it that way is saying the equvalent of 'If you decided to or gave yourself the chance or met the 'right' person, you would not be lesbian or gay.' In actuality we will continue to respond and react to the side we innately favor. If it were an actual choice, then any close relationship between two people would have the probability of becoming a sexual relationship. And that is not so. If I, for example, spend a great deal of time with a female friend, or learn to love and admire her very much, I may become closer to her than to any other human being in my life- but it will not necessarily involve any sexual feelings at all. In that sense, sexual acts are just another way to come to feel close to another human being. There are numerous routes to closeness. Believing this as I do, it makes no sense to me at all that heterosexual people should feel any sense of superiority. The homosexual could be you- and in all likelihood, in another lifetime, will be you. (It is true that I don't want to dwell on the sexual acts between two men, but it is also true that I don't want to dwell on the acts between two different-sex people!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Jul 04 - 05:40 AM Homosexuality is very common among animals, including female animals, so it's not "unnatural". Having sexual relations with children is wrong, because it's very bad for the children. eople in responsible positions should behave responsibly, as no doubt most of them do. It's not a good idea to put someone in the way of temptation if they are not good at resisting; and it's very wrong of anyone to try to put themselves in a position where they can abuse their responsibility. So there. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 04 - 07:53 AM The laws of nature are quite simple - opposites attract. We are attracted to the opposite sex - we are not attracted to our own sex, or, for example , not sexually attrracted to members of our own family , it is innate. Some priests and vicars choose to enjoy anal intercourse with men and boys and I simply cannot understand how such people can stand up an preach the moral values of a family life and a decent Society . Rememeber,that other Social Vandal - Thatcher saying "There are men, there are women there are children - but no such thing as Society ". I fear that many of these chameleons ( which is what homosexual priests are ) are extremely good in articulating their position in this matter - but my advice to them - would be, to, go and get a proper job. Incidentally the church of England assets were published yesterday - 4.5 Billion Pounds Sterling , (for US$ X BY 1.8) it's not only the puffs who are indecent - Organised Religion is decadent. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Dave Hanson Date: 13 Jul 04 - 08:52 AM Turd burglars |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 04 - 09:57 AM "I think we've been through a period where too many people have been given to understand that if they have a problem, it's the government's job to cope with it. 'I have a problem, I'll get a grant.' 'I'm homeless, the government must house me.' They're casting their problem on society. And, you know, there is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first. It's our duty to look after ourselves and then, also to look after our neighbour. People have got the entitlements too much in mind, without the obligations. There's no such thing as entitlement, unless someone has first met an obligation." Prime minister Margaret Thatcher, talking to Women's Own magazine, October 3 1987 |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: Bert Date: 13 Jul 04 - 10:34 AM GUEST, that sounds like a typical government spiel. A government trying to get out of doing the job that they are being paid for. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: katlaughing Date: 14 Jul 04 - 02:14 AM From PFLAG: 95% of the men who are paedophiles are heterosexuals and very often married or in heterosexual relationships. |
Subject: RE: BS: Puffs in the church. From: ossonflags Date: 15 Jul 04 - 12:01 AM A few things to ponder on John, if your doing nowt. Sexual Orientation is an enduring emotional, romantic, sexual or affectional attraction to another person. It is easily distinguished from other components of sexuality including biological sex, gender identity (the psychological sense of being male or female) and the social gender role (adherence to cultural norms for feminine and masculine roles) Sexual orientation exists along a continuum that ranges from exclusive homosexuality to exclusive heterosexuality and includes various forms of bisexuality. Bisexual persons can experience sexual, emotional and affectional attraction to both their own sex and the opposite sex. Persons with a homosexual orientation are sometimes referred to as gay (both men and women) or as lesbian (women only). Very rarely refered to as "puffs" or even "poufs" Sexual orientation is different from sexual behavior because it refers to feelings and self-concept. Persons may or may not express their sexual orientation in their behaviors. So there. |