BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:40 PM

Hmmm. Illogical. I think you are just trying to muddy the waters, Amos, with a red herring, as it were.

However, if it was an effigy of Chuckles the Freds, that's okay. We detest Freds here. Har. Freds suck majorly. Har. Freds can go jump in the lake. Har. Hear that, Freds? Har.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:25 PM

I have a new rumor which I seen on the cable telly:

William Shatner involved in a NEW SERIES called "Invasion Iowa". Seems to be some kind of animation even cruder (in appearance) than South Park, but the head of Lord Will is used on a a cartoon body so he's skinny again.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:46 PM

Excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:56 PM

You can burn me, but you still have to face the truth that Shatner is an awful excuse for an actor and serves no purpose other than to separate people from their money.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:01 PM

Little Hawk: The only explanation which accounts for all the observed data in this thread is that you, sir, have fallen into degradation and perversion, and are no longer a sentient and sapient organism. Bill, on the other hand, has yet to attain either state.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM

When he was younger he seems to have been fairly good at separating girls from their "virtue" too, according to stuff I've heard from people who went to school with him. He was said to have an ego at least as large as Newfoundland, and an unquenchable ambition to act, and to seduce women. It obviously worked well for him.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:48 PM

Well, he did Joan Collins in 1932.

how like a Canadian

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM

Good Lord, this thread is STILL alive?

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:45 PM

Well, now it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:52 PM

yeah... thanks a lot Doug!   This could have been dead and buried.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 02:40 PM

Wouldn't matter if the thread was buried. The great Shatner, when faced with adversity or times of neglect would still claw his way out of the very depths of obscurity and rise again. Re...surgo!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:11 PM

You can burn me, but you still have to face the truth that Shatner is an awful excuse for an actor and serves no purpose other than to separate people from their money.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:19 PM

Anyway, it's not true! He also exists to piss off people like Ron Olesko, and set an unreachable standard of awesome masculinity which leaves them feeling perpetually inadequate and frustrated. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:23 PM

Or just piss them off.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:00 PM

Yeah...more like that. If Shatner, to Leedle Hack, is the epitome of masculinity, I think I can understand why LH remains single..sort of an archetype of mis-located masculinity transferred to the cerebral from the genital region, as it were.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:16 PM

"He also exists to piss off people like Ron Olesko, and set an unreachable standard of awesome masculinity which leaves them feeling perpetually inadequate and frustrated"

He does not piss me off, people who have been brainwashed may make me scratch my head and feel sorry for them. As for his "masculinity", Paris Hilton could beat the crap out of him.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:26 PM

Don't give him any ideas!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 01:54 PM

I think that the WSSBA might be able to arrange a steel cage match featuring Ms Hilton and Mr Shatner, so as to test out that theory. I hear she will do anything for money and attention. We'll look into it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 02:09 PM

I did it as a tribute to my friendship with L.H. I wasn't sure that the newspapers where he lives would carry a notice of his birthday and I knew George would want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 02:11 PM

I don't know how sad it is when my philosophy of life (POL) is based on the words of James T. Kirk and The Simpsons, but here we are.

MaDON'! (okay, throw in a little Sopranos)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 03:52 PM

sounds like one step away from someone needing to have their food chewed for them.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM

"it's a wonder we can even FEED ourselves" - Bob Dylan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 04:20 AM

"Jim, I've figure it out, if you stop feeding them they'll stop reproducing!"

- McCoy

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:03 AM

Shatner?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: 42
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:37 AM

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh