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Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: bobad Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:32 AM Because too many gun owners wouldn't be able to figure out how to get at the bullets. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:19 PM Almost all simple and common terms are now considered offensive, Skipy! In order to avoid offending nowadays, one is obliged to concoct ridiculous, convoluted descriptive terms like: "physically challenged", mentally challenged" and so on... This sort of thing was predicted long ago by writers like Orwell and Huxley. One of them called it Newspeak. It's a symptom of a certain kind of cultural fascism...given that the main modus operandus of fascism is to rule through fear. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:28 PM Hi Hawk, The above was a straight cut & paste from a dictionary not my typed out opinion. Regards Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:29 PM This place gets pedantic faster than a goose can shit corn. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:37 PM Heh! Yeah, it does... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Amos Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:52 PM I thought pedantery was illegal? A |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:06 PM I don't know that the internet is full of idiots, but I do know that there are a lot of people in it who separate their internet life off (deliberately or unawarely) as not worth being their own, best selves. I also have seen, however, how that has a way of changing over time, when something compelling brings them to a new paradigm. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:10 PM they kicked us off the corner by the drugstore. where else could we go? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:20 PM Fookin right, Mario. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Skivee Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:29 PM MMario, how about Ren fairs, then?...or have we filled them up already? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Ernest Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:38 PM I always thought Ren fairs were for fools - do they admit idiots now? Even when they don`t wear those little bells etc.? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again Date: 20 Jun 06 - 03:54 PM I believe the Ren fairs are still off limits to idiots, but they are allowed in the gate with historic re-enactors. And Guest 10:30 a.m., I refuse to respond to anyone who would actually attempt to define 'idiot'. Oh wait, I just did. OK, but I'm just the generic definition of idiot. I think some of you could stand to be a lot more specific in your definitions of idiot. Also, no one has yet responded to my query as to what we would do if dogs could get on the internet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:00 PM Dogs will never get on the internet until cats show them how and give their permission! Skipy What I have just written was dictated by Simba |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,village idiot again Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:08 PM skipy, this is too strange but, my step-mom has a cat names Simba. Village Idiot Staff to 2 cats one looks and behaves like an otter, the other like a lemur. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Peace Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:11 PM Not THE Simba of Lion King fame!??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:16 PM godsteeth! In sooth some knave has scarpered off with my post! In response to Skivee - I said: I will admit plenty of idiots seem to come through the gates at ren-faire - but we know no idiots would ever *work* there!!!! *choke,cough* sorry |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: skipy Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:41 PM Swahili ( or some other spelling ) for lion. Neon lershi mateetee wan oumay malia Phoenetically spelt, means Show me your tits you male prostitute, amazing what my wonderful Kenyan workers will teach me to say! |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 06 - 06:53 PM Q. You the village idiot? A. Nope, 'smy turn nex wik. Q. You lived here all your life? A. Not yet. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM My Grandad always told me the tale of visiting the local nuthouse (Prestwich). He reckoned two blokes passed while he was watching. One was pushing an upside down wheelbarrow and the other was pulling a piece of string. "Did you know your wheelbarrow is upside down?" he says to the first. "Aye. If it was the right way round people would put things in it." "And why are you pulling that string?" He asks the second. "Ever tried pushing one..." Who were the daft ones? Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:07 PM And still no-one has posted anything about the Mad men of Gotham.... (and we don't mean Batman! although... there's a song challenge....). LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Jun 06 - 08:13 AM The Fooles Troupe hath a residence in Gotham, whence they doth retire from time to time... |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Amos Date: 21 Jun 06 - 11:02 AM Idiots are like helium atoms -- very hard to keep out of anywhere. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: freda underhill Date: 21 Jun 06 - 01:19 PM "If there are any internet idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an internet idiot?!" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: MMario Date: 21 Jun 06 - 01:23 PM though there really are some "internet challenged" people out there - one of the e-lists I belong to includes on EVERY SINGLE POST instructions on how to un-subscribe from the list. and about once a month someone sends in a plaintive plea to "take me off the list please" completly ignoring the instructions. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Mr Red Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:51 AM So tell me this: Why do medicines come in child-proof containers and bullets just come in a box? Because only Children can instinctively open the former and what you find in side are magic bullets. If they could be opened too easily the magic would dissipate. Then what would you have to bite on? The ones in the idiot box? |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: Gurney Date: 23 Jun 06 - 05:54 AM [1] Because if those PlayStation-tanned types ever expressed their typical mannerisms and behaviour in a public place, particularly a Public House, they would get the hiding they needed about 10 years ago. [2] Because it's there. And they can be. And they're using a pseudonym. [Signed] Chris Marden. Before anyone points out that I am, too. I agree with 'spaw about their orientation, though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Why is the internet full of idiots? From: GUEST,Hg Date: 25 Jun 06 - 08:24 AM You can't find any real info online because it is all programed by idiot's, all info is posted by idiot's, and it's made to be read by our illiterat, idiot's populating the world today. I may have some mis-spelling adventures sometimes but I'm not stupid. I love to read and learn, but this idiot computer doesn't seem to contain any knowledge beyond what a sixth grader can use.Somebody tell me is there a chip in here to limit knowledge to a lower level? O' that's right, it's made by idiot's for idiot's! May some force guide you if you need to find intelegent info, best of luck! |