BS: qu. for middle aged men ???

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:53 AM

Guest : If I am trash, why do you bother to read my posts?

P.S. Guess.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:01 AM

Don't contribute to a bullshit thread and the pile won't get higher.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM

oh for pete's sakes gnu...I'm just giving you a tweak. I actually think you're very cool. So rest assured I do not think you are trash. Far from it.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:05 PM

Leave my peter out of it... wait... the thread is about peters.

Anyway, thanks for the tweak. Best I've had in years.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:20 PM

Too bad Mick Jagger doesn't post here. It would be fun to read an opinion from someone who actually does think it's meaningful to run around shagging ladies younger than his youngest daughter.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:44 PM

We all need to read the Stockings and suspenders thread !

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 05:16 PM

Elmer - I think his youngest daughter, Georgia May, is only in her mid teens. I don't think the old goat has quite got to that level yet!

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Schantieman
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM

But it's true, middle aged - well, alright, 48-year-old - men do lust after young ladies.   Don't they?

;-)

S

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM

Try Bill Wyman's history on that score.
G

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM

Depends how far they take the lusting. I know of a couple of gentlemen of advanced years who do seem to need the attention of much younger ladies - whether they would go any further than flirting I'm not sure.

It does seem to be a predominantly male thing - there are some women who go for toyboys but most seem content with their peers, or older men.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 08:41 PM

Oh, to be eighty again!

--William O. Douglas, upon seeing a lovely lady

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 08:45 PM

This thread has been garbage from post number 1.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 08:49 PM

jaquic, evidently I've lost track of Mick's offspring. I wuz thinking of Elizabeth Scarlett. And did that Brazilian babe have a boy or a girl? If a girl, my original post is totally erroneous, irredemable, and irrelevant (so what else is new?).

E.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:33 PM

The BRazilian had a boy. It was difficult to avoid news of Jagger's exploits when I lived in the UK and bought a daily paper!

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST,Billy
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:34 PM

Sitting in bar with one of my 50+ year-old buddies, he asked me,
"Billy, have you ever been to bed with two girls in their 20s at the same time?"
"No, Fred," said I, "How much did that cost you?"

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 01:15 AM

What a rejoinder.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: GUEST,senior citizen soon
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 10:56 AM

Well I was quite pleased with my new clothes - the trousers a soft olive green, the tee-shirt in 'buttermilk' and the jacket, parchment. Then I saw what was wrong . . . my hair. My HAIR is turning beige.
It's not wearing beige that's the problem, it's BEING beige.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: robomatic
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 04:01 PM

It's not being middle aged

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: robomatic
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 04:01 PM

It's being aged around the middle.

That's the problem

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM

For ladies of a certain age:

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

In general:

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up again.

The following is worth keeping in mind (if you can remember it):   

The Senility Prayer

Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 07:45 PM

For a really authoritative answer to the questions posed we need to hear from two very notable middle-aged men:

Bill Clinton and William Shatner!

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:35 AM

LH - is this wishful thinking on your part? If those two are middle aged us baby boomers must still be spring chickens!

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:49 AM

There ya go Jacqui.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:51 AM

Just what I always wanted Giok melove.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 09:38 AM

Yes, Jacqui, you have a point there, I must admit.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM

So if Walliam Shitner is middle aged, what does that make me.... a toddler?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 01:06 PM

Definitely a mere babe Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 01:49 PM

I guess I can't really claim to be middle-aged anymore. When the Big Bang occurred, I'm the one who said, "What the hell was that!???"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 03:53 AM

Ah now Don.... you're only as old as the woman you feel...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 07:27 AM

I know a song about that.

Subject: RE: BS: qu. for middle aged men ???
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 08:01 PM

A song is not in the offing for what ails.