BS: Nonsense

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: J-boy
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:10 AM

I have no idea what you guys are blathering about. It's utter nonsense. Are you institutionalized or something? What a stupid thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:11 AM

That's why you're reading it!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:16 AM

Mabel? Is that you?

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:26 AM

J-Boy digging the rainbow!!!!!


THEN,....taking the actual recording and 'auto-tuning it, into a song:
The song.....pretty slick!

Enjoy!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:39 AM

My stains are gloriously benevolent, and cutlery of a particularly exotic nature dances with reticence like a splendid pronoun in the firelight.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:55 AM

Smokey: "My stains are gloriously benevolent,..."

May I suggest you putting your shorts in the laundry?

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 12 May 11 - 09:27 AM

Benevolent stains and exotic cutlery, Smokey? I see you are a veritable emporium of plumptious pulchritude!

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 12:20 PM

Why, thank you, Eliza - I try to be.

GfS - You may by all means suggest that, but I usually burn them in the local park like normal people do. We like to stick to the old customs around here as well as our foundation garments.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 12:26 PM

Smokey: "GfS - You may by all means suggest that, but I usually burn them in the local park like normal people do."

Hmmm.....Wow!... You mean you actually carry them there?? How long does it take you to pick the two fingers you like the least???

yukky!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 12:35 PM

Do you not have string in the colonies? Admittedly it hurts a bit at first, but we get used to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 12:43 PM

You mean you tie them all together, and pull them in a long, trailing line of dirty underwear???....Still, you still have to pick the fingers you like the least, at least to tie them together.....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 12:59 PM

No, only one pair apiece - we aren't made of underpants, you know. You lay the string down first, and position the pants strategically on top with a stick before securing the string around the aforementioned sacrificial offering. It's only once a year, and it brings the community together in a special way.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:07 PM

Me??...Make soup out of them.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:13 PM

Ah yes - a common custom in mediaeval France, I believe. How quaint.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:15 PM

Enhances split peas!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:23 PM

All those burning underpants! What a moving sight! And the ashes, I presume, are presented to the village maidens, as they have been since time immemorial. Wonderful tradition, Smokey. Here, it's bras. To the accompaniment of the local asparagus orchestra.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 01:38 PM

Eliza: "All those burning underpants! What a moving sight!"

Burning underpants??..noo, those are just nicotine stains on the back of 'em!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Bill D
Date: 12 May 11 - 02:07 PM

Erudite ecdysiasts efficiently emulate ecclesiastical elocution.

(stream of consciousness using one starting letter)

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 11 - 03:13 PM

This thread is about nonsense so why would you post that? Makes no sense.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 04:08 PM

And the ashes, I presume, are presented to the village maidens, as they have been since time immemorial.

Indeed, Eliza, and even to this day it still worries them a bit. The old superstitions (or were they?) still persevere behind the satellite dishes in some parts of Old Blighty. I must say I envy your asparagus orchestra - it's strictly root vegetables in these parts. Asparagus is considered a little 'past the bucket'.

Streams of consciousness? Pah. Rivulets of ridiculousness to that.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 04:10 PM

Why would you want it to make sense...I make sense a lot of the time, and get back nonsensical blather, much of it!...however, you and I seem to make sense to each other....does that mean.........maybe its us?

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 04:28 PM

I make sense a lot of the time

Out of what, GfS? I tried making some with wood once, but I didn't really know what I was doing and it just turned out to be a waste of good wood. I've never bothered since - it only seems to make people unpleasant anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Bill D
Date: 12 May 11 - 04:49 PM

"...why would you post that? Makes no sense."

Oh, it does too not! One could more easily make brownies, but the universe requires Julie Newmar to emulate Kant's sensible manifold. The universe does NOT have a 'sanity clause', as GfS insinuates, but rather a redundant tautology redolent of fig pudding.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 May 11 - 06:03 PM

Bill D: "The universe does NOT have a 'sanity clause', as GfS insinuates,...."

When did I say that??? You don't make sense, but then YOU might be your whole universe...Then of course, you might have a point, but its all in you!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Joe_F
Date: 12 May 11 - 08:16 PM

"A little nonsense, now & then,
Is relished by the best of men."
But, more important, last & first,
A lot is relished by the worst.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Bill D
Date: 12 May 11 - 10:14 PM

"...but then YOU might be your whole universe."

Bah! Hume-bug!

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Smokey.
Date: 12 May 11 - 11:07 PM

This is all well and good, but will it solve the brisket conundrum? I say no, but not why. I hope I make myself clear, yet still sufficiently reflective for practical visibility.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: J-boy
Date: 13 May 11 - 12:53 AM

Why don't you assholes get a life already? Oh wait. ...nevermind. I resemble that remark.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: J-boy
Date: 13 May 11 - 01:27 AM

OK. Fine. Watering sodas are present in the gong age. Juice of livers drain upon my fantasy of cauliflower. Stupendous acts upon us drain the mollusk. The scream of the gorge.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 13 May 11 - 01:32 AM

Huh??.I believe you!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 13 May 11 - 06:39 AM

J-boy, your liver juices draining upon your cauliflower moved me intensely. Long may your gorge scream!

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 11 - 09:18 AM

Medic !!

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 11 - 11:33 AM

Medics are useless for this disease, except after logarithms and before catatonia.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 13 May 11 - 11:39 AM

Ah, Catatonia! Have spent many wonderful holidays there!

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 11 - 03:07 PM

It's Elephant Talk.

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 11 - 03:59 PM

And remember, should catatonia overwhelm someone, contact the "James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Clinic" at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Let the phone continue ringing til someone answers as the staff is also catatonic.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 13 May 11 - 04:57 PM

Spaw: "And remember, should catatonia overwhelm someone, contact the "James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Clinic" at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Let the phone continue ringing til someone answers as the staff is also catatonic."

Laughing my ass off...so hard, once it had a chance to escape, it started heading for the door!
Neil Young's staff was probably still trying to figure out 'the hidden meanings' of his mystical chord progressions!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense
From: J-boy
Date: 14 May 11 - 01:25 AM

Stimly My Ser. Decantations await these gloves. Have ye not spoken for this?