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Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw DigiTrad: BYKER HILL Related threads: Help What is Bumble? (Byker Hill) (36) byker hill (10) (origins) Byker Hill: background info anyone? (147) Question about Byker Hill (52) Elsie Marley & Byker Hill revisited (2) (closed) Lyr Add: Byker Hill (9) (closed) |
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Subject: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Mr Happy Date: 19 May 03 - 05:26 PM i dun this little ditty from the Kippers at the Yorkshire 03 Gathering. Seemed to go down well, so here's the words: Biker Bill and Walter Shaw [The Kipper Family] When I've had enough of Penny I would call on Gillian I would take her for a ride The bonny lass all on my pillion Biker Bill and Walter Shaw Jollier lads you never saw Biker Bill and Walter Shaw Jollier lads you never saw When I first came to the pits I found me bike was all in bits Then along come Walter Shaw He's the man who tunes me Harley Walter's worth his weight in gold That's more than two hundred pounds He did a skid without his lid And now he's only half a crown If I had another gill Then Penny wouldn't ride along with me She hates it when I drink and drive She loves a man who is T.T. Walter Shaw he had a pig He hit it with a shovel and it danced a jig Now he has been took away By a man from the RSPCA |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 May 03 - 05:34 PM It's already in the DT, but thanks!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Mr Happy Date: 19 May 03 - 05:41 PM its not listed under 'B' in the DT- but the original, 'Byker Hill' of which this is a parody is. think you're a bit contused Liz- too much Abbotts!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Noreen Date: 19 May 03 - 06:33 PM Not in the DT, but you posted it on the Forum here on 05 Sep 02 , Mr Happy. It did go down well at the weekend, didn't it?! :0) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Dead Horse Date: 20 May 03 - 04:05 AM Old Mrs Walker, she had a black cat. Hit it with a shovel & it went *splat* Now she wears a big fur hat And she looks just like Bob Marley. Oi! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Micca Date: 20 May 03 - 04:07 AM or alternately Biker Jill is round and Short built for comfort not for sport round the country she holds forth on the back of her big Harley |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Mr Happy Date: 20 May 03 - 04:14 AM FAB!!- any more? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Micca Date: 20 May 03 - 07:52 AM Sure enough Mr H (There may be more to come, when I have the time and inspiration) Biker Jill Biker Jill is round and short Built for comfort not for sport Round the country she holds court On the back of her big Harley Some bloody idiot called her fat She hit him once and knocked him flat Then upon his face she sat And said ,now while you're down there One night Jill went to a dance Hoping to find some hot romance Dressed in skin tight leather pants That turned on all the perverts She went and pulled this little bloke And took him home for a fumble and poke But his equipment was a joke He nearly smothered in her cleavage She said to him is your name Morgan All lower case like your Church organ Or did it come as a basement bargain Or just a case of dicktheria He said no,it has kept me happy ever since I was dressed in nappies usually its firm and not so floppy but its never played in a cathederal Biker Jill met a Chauvinist pig Hit him with a shovel and he danced a jig Said he thought himself so big But he's all horn and no drive shaft! The 2 things that bring Jill to the boil Are the smell of leathers and hot sump oil She uses a bike spring for a coil If you bounce too hard you fly off |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw From: Les from Hull Date: 20 May 03 - 12:09 PM It's a pity I never got a chance to do this for you, Mr Happy: (gentle reggae beat in D - on the melodeon no less!) Start with as many of the regular verses as you need to lead the unsuspecting audience into a false sense of security) The calypso amd and the lilt man come They drink rum punch made from rum Then they dance and they have such fun To the rhythm of Bob Marley. When Gary Linaker went to Spurs They gave him a number 9 shirt Expensive cars hes getting two or three He say 'Walkers Crisps done well by me'. Winston Charlton he had a pig He hit it with a shovel and it danced a jig All the way to Kingston Town To the rhythm of Bob Marley. |
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