BS: Crud - What's it good for?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Don Firth
Date: 08 May 08 - 09:22 PM

Bloody brilliant, Giok!!

Bilingual pun. Takes a second.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 May 08 - 06:51 AM

Besides, everyone knows that toothpaste is a substitute for spackle (polyfilla to my homeland)... great for filling in those holes where you tacked up pictures, especially in rented accomodation where you want your deposit back but don't want to do any work!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:11 AM

I made a deposit this morning, and I don't want it back thanks.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 09 May 08 - 01:29 PM

"Donated to the national trust" Giok?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 02:52 PM

Just seeing an old friend off to the coast CC.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 08 - 03:04 PM

You know who is gonna you know what, G.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T
Date: 09 May 08 - 03:46 PM

Can you make urinal mints out of this stuff?

Did Soddam shoot crud missiles at Israel? Must take alot of crud to build one of those? Missiles of mass crudruction?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:06 PM

Nah, you're confusing them with scrud missiles.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:12 PM

The newer version: GSCRUD Missiles
The earlier version were somewhat cruddy.
They were fueled by crude oil.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:20 PM

I prefer my oil refined

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,There is even a crud drink
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:31 PM

ASPEN CRUD
• 4 oz. milk
• 3 oz. bourbon
• 3 large scoops vanilla ice cream
Whipped cream

Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients, except whipped cream, until thick and creamy (consistency of a thick milk shake). Serve in a chilled Hurricane glass. Top with whipped cream.
(Source thats the spirit)

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:46 PM

When did crud replace gunk? What's the matter with kids today?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 08 - 04:50 PM

Gunk is available world wide.


G

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 07:48 PM

I once saw the influencial Tom Hanks use gunk. Maybe it was Brylcreem.

nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly
Date: 09 May 08 - 09:06 PM

there are no sinks below the basin dixon line.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 08 - 10:59 PM

And no soap either according to Andy Kaufmann...

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 12:04 PM

Andy... now, there is a man who KNOWS crud.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T
Date: 10 May 08 - 02:30 PM

Andy (s) crud them all.
He may even be remotely post'in here today.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 08 - 02:48 PM

That's pretty remote.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 10 May 08 - 03:44 PM

Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places.Garrison Keillor

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 10 May 08 - 03:49 PM

"happiness is like p*ssing yourself, everyone can see the effect but only you can feel the warmth" - Francesca Thomas

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 May 08 - 06:26 PM

*Groan*

"Happiness, is a warm crud!"

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 10 May 08 - 06:34 PM

Refried crud, maybe.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 May 08 - 08:03 PM

That's Incrudible!

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:15 PM

Only a very crudulous person would believe it.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:17 PM

That has ruined your street crud, LH.

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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 01:57 PM

No way, man....

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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu - PM
Date: 08 May 08 - 03:42 PM

Incrudulous!
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I rest LH's case.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:25 PM

Go ahead Giok, you can say it:

Aw Crud!

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:37 PM

Er, ah, I rest on LH's case.

Not that... nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:39 PM

What is the street value of a gram of Jamacian triple filtered, 12 oak barrel aged gold XVSO crud?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:43 PM

I dunno. Fire up the bong and give us a hit and we'll talk... maybe, if we can.

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:45 PM

My case will be coming up on the 30th, gnu... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 04:54 PM

I hope you have a good liar, LH. I could... well, Dale and Johnny and... PM me if ya need... anything eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:25 PM

I was hoping to get Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys to appear as a witness on my behalf...

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 08 - 07:32 PM

Wel, if ya need a liar to get him out long enough to appear....

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney
Date: 12 May 08 - 02:14 AM

Your case is coming up, LH? When did you eat it?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 May 08 - 08:12 AM

crud is useful for pontificating. Witness - Sturgeon's Rule:

nine tenths of everything is crud

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 08 - 08:31 AM

And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 12 May 08 - 07:28 PM

"nine tenths of everything is crud"

"And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!"

9 out of ten dentists agree!

wait a minute...

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 May 08 - 04:53 AM

gravity with cavity?

Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 08 - 07:36 AM

What gravity, he hasn't a carie in the world.

Fangs very much.


G