Subject: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:53 PM just testing oakley's theory! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: khandu Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:54 PM Oakley's theory???? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:58 PM Yeah he reconns any thread that has a 9 or punch the horse in th etitle will automatically get at least 60 postings to it! (see thread "Thread ignored, I must be a looser" |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 03 Nov 02 - 10:15 PM Well, don't know about sixty posts, but it'll definitely get four. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Date: 03 Nov 02 - 10:54 PM Five, or should I wait for (9? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 04 Nov 02 - 01:00 AM This could be an all-time classic thread or there again, a dud or indeed anything in-between. There is only one thing for it, I'm off to Banbury in me Toyota Avensisisis. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Chip2447 Date: 04 Nov 02 - 02:47 AM I'll take my turn and add the contents of a mucked out stall, punch the horseshit. Chip2447(never afraid to add more B.S. to the atmosphere) |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Leadfingers Date: 04 Nov 02 - 02:34 PM I can not understand why any body would bother posting to a thread like this.Acomplete waste of time and effort. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Date: 04 Nov 02 - 07:49 PM Absolutely leadfingers! Hey Oakley I thought you were dead and don't give me all that shit about being in the shower I'm no mug and can spot a fellow dead person at several feet (I can smell them at more than a mile) |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Date: 04 Nov 02 - 07:59 PM 9. It gets me every time (sob)...It wants to be 10, but never quite gets there... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,smallpiper Date: 04 Nov 02 - 08:01 PM Way to go guys only another 49 posts to prove oakley's teeory!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D Date: 04 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM 999 |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:04 PM Or as we say in `ull "nayhn nayhnti nayhn" (£9.99) ((the h is silent!!)) |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Snuffy Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:14 PM Nein! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:34 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:35 PM Sorry, dont count that one! I clicked the wrong thingy!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 AM That dosn't matter it still counts - I really expected the drivel mongers to get going on this one.tut tut tut |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Micca Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:50 AM Is there any truth in the rumour that you guys are force feeding Eric the Viking beer to give him a large beer belly and thus Paunch the Norse!!!???? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:56 AM no force involved he does it voluntaraly in fact its hard to stop him ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: gnu Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM It's snowing again here in beautiful southern New Brunswick, Canada. Can't wait to get up country and go for a long walk through the wilds. The air is so clean and crisp when it snows... or maybe it's the "acid snow", I dunno. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Edain Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:20 AM Damn silly idea, you'll never get people to post in this thread, it'll never work. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Nigel Parsons Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM I refuse to be drawn. I will not post to this thread! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Jeanie Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:42 AM Time to be poetically Celtic. The threefold nature of the universe, multiplied by itself, makes nine. Here is today's three times three blessing from my favourite little book "Celtic Devotional", for Tuesday mornings in Samhain: I waken my soul at the harp of harmony: chord of grace, chord of gladness, chord of glory, beautify my being, awaken my heart, inspire my soul. The chorus of peace preserve my soul this day of hard Winter. Wishing harmony to all, - jeanie |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:19 AM I am disappointed to report that Catters from Hull did not appear last night at the Barton session although they were eagerly anticipated. And I'd rearranged the furniture too. Nearly half-way there...... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Skipjack K8 Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:47 AM One who came before rightly condemned this as unutterable poppycock, so as of now this thread has been boarded and commandeered as a colony of Twillingsgate |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D Date: 05 Nov 02 - 10:07 AM this thread is obviously the work of the Devil.... .."sing ninety-nine and ninety" |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Catherine Jayne Date: 05 Nov 02 - 10:48 AM You can force feed me beer any time!!!! Are we nearly there yet....???!!!! Cat |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:00 AM Better this than a thread entitled "BS: Where can I buy a Pozidrive Screwdriver in Luton". Unless someone wants to do the honours... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: beadie Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:04 AM How does Luke Skywalker activate his lightsaber? . . . . Punch the Force. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,PC G Dixon Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:49 AM Hello Hello Hello wots going on 'ere then? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:54 AM BTW has anyone heard from Fatcat, the basoon playing dentist from down south, recently? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 05 Nov 02 - 01:56 PM Posidrive screwdrivers are not unknown in these here parts! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:07 PM My g, I haven't got the bottle to start the thread!! Read yours about the Barton session. Our visit will be soon, but not yet. I'll keep you posted. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: alanww Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:13 PM Dr: Please cough 9and say 99). "We are three jolly fishermen, we are three jolly fishermen, we are three jolly fishermen ..." and that makes 9! Alan |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,Glenda at work Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM I suppose I should help you reach the "60" mark more quickly even tho' I have nothing to say either. g |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:29 PM Just think of how many high minded people are missing all this fun. Could be because you put a BS [Optional] prefix on it. 99....Change hands. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:54 PM So Oakley reckons if he puts 9 anywhere he'll get 60, he'll be lucky |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:21 PM This makes 38 posts. Just by shear coincidence the "Thread ignored, I must be a loser" thread that prompted this thread's creation also has exactly 38 posts at the time of this posting. I suggest we all play a few bars of the theme to "The Twilight Zone" in honor of this auspicious coincidence. Bruce |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:22 PM It was that bloody Smallpiper who decided to prove my theory - don't blame me. Giok, earlier today, I had the same thought. If the "BS" was missing from the title, we'd have cracked it by now. I will remonstrate with him later. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: alanww Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:30 PM I think 'BS' attracts a certain sort of Mudcatter ... Alan |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:27 PM Only the elite & open-minded, especially those with milk-bottles... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Max Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:38 PM I can ruin this theory you know. I can shut down threads at will. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Cllr Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 PM I heard that eric the viking was given water instead of beer but he couldn't contemplate the idea of it, which only goes to show you can lead an norse to water but you can't make him think. Cllr |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:49 PM UNSPORTING MAXIE. [But tempting!!] Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bassic Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:40 PM And not a word as yet from the guru of the "order of the 9", John of Hull??!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: SINSULL Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:45 PM Why would anyone punch a horse? A bodhran player, maybe...but a horse? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:22 PM why? "he wouldn't go ahead and he wouldn't stand still, He'd just go up & down Like an old sawmill" Turkey in the Straw |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: X Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:38 PM 9 is only half of 69. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Art Thieme Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:48 PM so i'm the last post?? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:56 PM Oh God, I've just started a new thread about posi-drive scewdrivers in Luton. Will you please forgive me in this thread, even if I don't ever receive forgiveness in that one? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:08 PM This is bloody stupid. I like it. Let me take the opportunity to put in a plug for "Pinch the Hearse", a band that has played nowhere on several occasions already. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:14 PM LH, if you post to the "screwdrivers in Luton" thread, I'll have to assume that you are not taking this forum seriously. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:15 PM Too Late. Heigh Ho, Little Hawk..... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:16 PM Yes, but have you seen my comments on the political threads or on social issues? Have you read my analysis of various Dylan lyrics? Perhaps it's more a case of having an eclectic personality, which is better than an apoplectic one, I think. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: rangeroger Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM Or Punch the Llama, the traditional rock hard band from Maine which will gnot be playing at the Wheel Bar,The Happy Landing or Johnny's,the only bars in beautiful downtown Smelterville. That would be at gnighn tonite. rr |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:30 PM Uh-oh...we've attracted the attention of the wizard himself...yikes! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:38 PM Who? Oakley, you should know that I once started a thread called "Don't Post To This Thread!" and it ran to an incredible number of posts. Over 300, I think. People are just naturally inclined to disobey orders if they have half a chance of getting away with it. Imagine what would happen if you installed a button in the wall of some building in Picadilly Square, with a red sign below it saying: "DON'T PUSH THIS BUTTON!!!" And what if every time someone did, George Bush got an electric shock in a very sensitive and private spot. What do you think would happen? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:39 PM shhh....I mean Max |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:43 PM Kill it Max! This is #59! Don't let it get to 60!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM Where are we up to? I've forgotten. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM There are probably thousands of brain dead wasters other than I with nothing better to do, poised at their keyboards, frantically refreshing , eager to make posting number 60. I hope I am the one to succeed. I know I will regret this in the morning.... Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:45 PM You did it Oakley, you were number 60. Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:50 PM What an honour! Sort of like being Jerry Lewis. Can we go now? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 06 Nov 02 - 04:05 AM Fancy attracting Max.... Will he give in to the temptaion? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Date: 06 Nov 02 - 04:49 AM Oakleaf, the posidrive/Luton thing is going too far...!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 06 Nov 02 - 05:26 AM But Barton's only just down the road... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,smallpiper Date: 06 Nov 02 - 08:19 AM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:12 AM come on boys and girls lets make it 100 or even 99 would do! Never mind rubbish about Saadam or screwdrivers from luton this is important stuff - serious deep and meaningful discussions etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: allanwill Date: 06 Nov 02 - 12:21 PM In the words of John Lennon - "Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine ..." Allan |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 07 Nov 02 - 03:12 AM Three score & ten, slowly coming up to the 100 mark... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Date: 07 Nov 02 - 04:07 AM Pass me the aspirin please. I have a headache, and have just read elsewhere that I am late for a 9am start at the Foresters Arms. What a crap start to the day.... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:00 AM Where are we up to now? Gerry |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:09 AM Gerry, last time you tried to swell the volume of posts to acheive an arbitrary quantity, you forced a scoutmaster of high local standing to crawl from beneath the central heating pipes, fire up his browser, denounce you and then buy you beer for months. Are you thirsty again? Anyway its 73 now. A bit like the temperature in Scunthorpe. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:33 AM There is a Masonic order of Nine Elected Knights in which nine roses, nine lights, and nine knocks are used. I always thought there was something funny about Oaklet's handshake & one rolled-up trousie leg!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:38 AM How old is your granny, brother KJ? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:51 AM Too young for you I think my man and anyway what would the delicious Penelope have to say about you lusting after yonger women? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:05 AM Smallpiper, the answer given, will signify whether the person to whom one is addressing is a member of the craft. If a number is given i.e "she's 457", then they belong to lodge 457. The correct reply is usually "A grand lodge, brother - I remember well brother "insert name". errrrm.......... aparently. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:38 AM Oakleaf Mr Chadwick didn't buy me a beer I bought him one!!! Gerry |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 11:47 AM #### redo return to start ###### whatever happened to 457 then insert name bingly bingly beep |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 07 Nov 02 - 12:48 PM Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong performed a "communion" ceremony "33" minutes after landing on the Moon and that Buzz carried a Masonic flag with him to the moon, and that he brought it back to Earth and presented it to the "Sovereign Grand Commander" Smith who was the Supreme Commander of the Supreme Council of the World. The flag Is hung in the Library Museum in the Scottish Rite Temple in Washington, DC located at 1733 Sixteenth Street, NW, Washington, DC Alas Oaklet my dear grandmother is no longer with us but achieved the grand old age of 99 |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 Nov 02 - 01:37 PM This is post #81 or 92. I am greatly honored that my humble self was allowed to make such an auspicious posting. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:40 PM congratulations mr 9 squared |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Mr Red Date: 08 Nov 02 - 07:09 PM Er sorry to be an exponent (sic) of pedantry but.... 9 is already a square, so 81 is a quartic. May the fourth power be with you...... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 09 Nov 02 - 05:50 AM Oh bugger there go's my professorship in hard sums then! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 09 Nov 02 - 11:22 AM I'm sorry to say that my dear Mr Oakley is living in the past with his obsession with sprouts & the number 9. Every modern thinker knows that onions are far more significant, especially octonions. Once one has achieved that mental leap - slightly difficult for Mr Oakley's brain, one must admit - one realises that the number 8 is the ultimate number as it is the key that will give us a theory of everything.However,if we have a theory of everything then there's nothing left to explore so we may as well all expire on the spot 'cos life won't be very interesting. Hmmmm, maybe sprouts & 9 may well be the saviour of the human race. Thankyou Sage Oakley for your wisdom. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 09 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM He's not as green as he is sprout looking! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Nov 02 - 04:17 PM Hey we've not reached 100 yet! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 10 Nov 02 - 05:07 PM Hell no! We haven't reached 100 yet! Who's slacking off here? This is my fifth post to this thread and |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D Date: 10 Nov 02 - 06:11 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Dec 02 - 09:31 PM Okay you lot the forum is definately lacking in drivel these days so come on post to this thread its been dorment long enough!! lets see if we can reach 100 oh and seasons greetings to you all |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:00 PM How Ass - i - 9! I like it! ;-) daylia |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:14 PM shouldn't that be ass - in 9? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:19 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:39 PM Oops, hit the wrong clicky thing ... Now, a little wine with that 9 sounds fine ... Can YOU find the hidden 9?... |