BS: Who would YOU be chained to?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: bflat
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:40 PM

My friends, Bob and Gus because they are so funny. I would want to laugh during the ordeal;Paul Newman and Sean Connery for their sex appeal just because; and Leonard Cohen for his songs.

Ellen

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:56 PM

Actually, most days, not even myself!!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Troll
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 12:38 AM

I am chained to the people in my head. Why would I want to be chained to anyone(except the Memsahib) externally?

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Peg
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 12:50 AM

not sure I would wanna be chained to anyone!

Amos, thanks for picking me!

BobP: my friend Fritz met Valerie Bertinelli years ago and tells a great story about it: she was pregnant and miserable, hanging out at a recording session of her husband's. Fritz was a sound engineer. He saw she was not happy and he had a very cute picture of his two kittens. He thought he heard she was a cat lover and just went over to her and said "Hey Valerie do you like cats?" She said yes, he showed her the photo, and she went gaga! "We have three Persians!" she crowed. (I remember a spread in Seventeen magazine when I was a kid; she posed with one of them; beautiful photo). He got her to sign the photo for his cats: "To Trixie and Dixielove, Valerie Bertinelli"

Cute huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Michael in Swansea
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:27 AM

Isla St Clair. Only Isla, no-one else.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM

No chains for me Bert. Been there, Done that.

wdyat12

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:47 AM

Well on the Man-band thread 'Spaw wants to chain me to Lane, Fielding, Swan and Paterson. I'd be honoured to be in their company, but once they'd heard me sing or toot my kazoo they'd vote my wazoo (is that the correct North American expression?) out of there fast! But it would be worth it to hear them sing, talk and play!
RtS (as for five females, at my age that would be four too many, and my faves are all now of a certain age -Felicity Kendall, Joanna Lumley, Julie Christie, Jenny Agutter - I like a bit of class, if they'd like a bit of rough!)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:58 AM

Roger? You masher you!

wdyat12

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 05:44 AM

My bestest friend Dorcas - cos she's seen me pee already, my mate Ian the biker because he's a bloody good laugh and has a nice bum, Sean Connery, because he is just sex on legs, Morty, because she's good at that sort of thing and Christopher Lee to undo the bottle tops.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Grab
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 06:01 AM

Michelle Pfeiffer, Honor Blackman, and Bert Jansch for some quality music. And my wife Emma.

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 07:12 AM

It would be interesting to be chained to the Queen, Lily Savage, Robbie Williams and Catspaw.
Liz Windsor cos I'd like to check that she does go to the loo like the rest of us
Lily Savage cos I think her conversation might be enlightning for Liz
Robbie for personal reasons.......
And Catspaw cos I'd like to meet him - despite rumours of certain aromas
Patrish x

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Kim C
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 10:40 AM

Doesn't anyone want to be chained to Bill Gates? He's the guy with all the money and he could bloody well GET the keys. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Willie-O
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 11:31 AM

Chained to Liz Windsor II? I'm pretty sure she does not pee like the rest of us...she'd just restrain herself. For a couple of years if necessary, I'm sure.

Willie-O
Her Majesty's Dubious Subject

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:04 PM

not a bloody one...hell, i wouldn't even chain me to me....

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,#1
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:15 PM

Man with hacksaw, boltcutter, Locksmith and Houdini.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 01 - 04:26 PM

Jesus, Budha, Yeats , Jung... at least I'd learn something. Who am I kidding ?Bring on the supermodels.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:23 PM

She does pee like everyone else, she just has a flunky who takes her own personal toilet seat with her, special arrangements are made and the seat is fitted into any 'restroom' she may be scheduled to use......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:24 PM

She does pee like everyone else, she just has a flunky who takes her own personal toilet seat with her, special arrangements are made and the seat is fitted into any 'restroom' she may be scheduled to use......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Axeman
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:30 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Axeman
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 04:34 PM

Sorry about the itchy Enter-finger, doh. I guess it would have to be Jennifer Kimball, a chef, masseuse and an auto-mechanic. -Axe'

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 07:27 PM

LTS, and just HOW does he describe his job on his resume?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Philibuster
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 07:29 PM

Hmnnn... Phil Ochs..dead..damn. Janis Joplin...dead too... Woody Guth...never mind.

How about just Jeniffer Lopez? Why Jeniffer Lopez? (_!_), thats why. Of course, she wouldn't be alive much longer ;P.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: flattop
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 08:21 PM

A woman once told me that the Queen had been outfitted with a colostomy bag so that she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom during long public events. Come to think of it, that woman told me many strange tales.