BS: bye

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 Oct 03 - 05:36 PM

After a night on German lager long ago I found myself out of Minehead in Somerset. Now I'm not often in Ebriate.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: RangerSteve
Date: 29 Oct 03 - 09:04 PM

Stay out of Vain. People just go there to die. And we all know what happens to people in Effigy.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Oct 03 - 05:58 AM

But Terment is where people end up when they die !

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: C-flat
Date: 30 Oct 03 - 06:28 AM

I currently live in SIN which seems to be quite popular being in close proximity to VAIN, a place some people go to die in, and just a short drive from HOPE(another popular place to live).
For entertainment we often go drinking in MODERATION.
We're not sure wether to go to BUGGERY for our annual holiday or spend a fortnight at LOGGERHEADS.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM

The first verse of my farewell ode to Michigan:

G
I've been shafted in Shaftsburg,
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Been lynched in Lynchburg town;
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I've been sharpened in Flint,
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And Highland's got me down;
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I'm all washed up in Bath,
C----------------G
Impaled in Lansing too;
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Yes, I've been shafted in Shaftsburg,
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Come on and get shafted too!
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Yes, I've been shafted in Shaftsburg,
-----A----------D-----G
Come on and get shafted too!

There are nine more equally brilliant verses if anyone is interested.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Deckman
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 11:49 AM

Charlie ... You'll find that "Gig Harbor" (Washington) has REALLY grown the last ten years. I can't say the same of "Dismal Seepage," Wyoming. Bob

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 04:59 PM

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: MARINER
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 05:05 PM

I once walked along Shitepoke Lane near Sardinia Ohio.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 06:17 PM

If you turn right off the A417 between Wantage & Stanford in the Vale at a sign that says "Weak Bridge" you will end up in Denchworth without passing through another village, so where is Weak Bridge?

Also where is Ausgang in Germany? there are signs at every exit on the Auotbhans pointing to it? but I never found it!

Regards skipy

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:26 PM

In Southfield, Michigan, we have a Lois Lane (I am not making this up!).

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Deckman
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:38 PM

Dismal Seepage, Wyoming was SOOOO small that when you drove into town, you saw the sign "Welcome to Dismal Seepage." If you stopped and looked at the OTHER side of the sign, it also said "Welcome to Dismal Seepage!" Bob

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Bert
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:48 PM

Hope to see you soon Red & White.

Of course, like everyone else I was searching around to find some crazy name and looked up one of my favorites, Messing in Essex, England. AND much to my surpise I find that it's greatest claim to fame its that it's the ancestral home of the Bush family here.

How appropriate!

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 06:43 PM

i'm going to take time off in lew, just down the road from here near Carterton & RAF Brize Norton.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:53 PM

Skipy: Ausgang Germany is on the corner of Feuermelder and Einbahnstrasse.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: HuwG
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 07:58 PM

A man asks a girl for a dance. He manages to tread on her toes several times. "I'm sorry", he says. "I'm just a little stiff from rugby."

"I don't care where you come from", she says. "You're not dancing with me again."


Of course, you could also be a little stiff from Badminton. Or Saling, near Braintree in Essex.


And, of course, you can also be born just outside Wedlock, which I believe is in Berkshire.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:44 PM

A full year with no mention of Bug Tussle, Oklahoma?

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: Gurney
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 05:46 AM

I once met a guy who lived by Andby, but he's not too reliable.

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:32 AM

That's an abfahrt mein herr.
No an abfahrt is not Spaw's german cousin!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: bye
From: MudGuard
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:32 AM

I once spent a whole night in beer ...

(this beer)