BS: Iraq Free Thread

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:08 AM

Brucie,
       My beloved's dog is a lurcher, and whenever we take on the moors it will roll in the first dead animal it finds. It's a hunting reflex, they do it to mask their smell to other animals. Once the bugger has rolled in a dead sheep it then goes on to happily splatter rabbits all over the place!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 07:01 AM

Yeah, then when it comes home smelling something awful it tries to sit on your lap...so you've got this huge great smelly thing trying to lick ya face...aww, bless!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: s6k
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 08:51 AM

it wasnt me

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:10 AM

So, I'd have better luck hunting if I rolled in something that was long dead? I'm going to suggest this to all the hunters I know: collection roadkill and roll in it before going afield for the purpose of taking game.

Wow. I'll be famous.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM

Try it Mr Rapaire. I'm sure it will work. Why not save yourself the trouble of tracking down roadkill, and simply rub yourself all over with a couple of tins of sardines?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM

El Ted:

Sensitive sniffers.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:27 AM

I've just covered myself in sardine juice, now i am going hunting
I am going hunting for zebras and lions, down Marlborough Avenue, i got no guns, but i will take a big stick, to bash them on the head with.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:00 AM

OK, we could be onto something here guys and gals.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:07 AM

If you stink of fish jOhn darling, the cats will be hunting you.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:25 AM

Brucie

You are probably right about the sardines. Montreal should have bragging rights on this.

Now if you want to talk about an Italian beef sandwich........or do I have to first describe what this very famous culinary delight is?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 11:01 AM

I once had a cat called Whisky, at night I stood at the door calling for Whisky....the rest is history

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 11:28 AM

Whisky loved sardines but struggled to get them out of the tin

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:38 PM

Whoa! Wait a minute!

If I rub myself with sardines or roadkill or...and go hunting...hey folks, there are mountain lions in them there hills! Really! And black bears! I could get hurt or worse!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:57 PM

Sardines and whisky and old roadkill rollin'
They'll drive you to nausea, they'll drive to puke.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:18 PM

They'll drive you to groanin, and burpin' and belchin';
You'll wish you had never got cod liver flukes.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:31 PM

Never thought of rubbin' myself with sardines. You Catters are one very strange breed.

However, if I did, do you suppose it might attract Little Hawk's goat? Just askin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 04:21 AM

John! I am ashamed of you...don't you dare bash any Zebra's over the head with a big stick!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM

Sweetfia: He has it in his head that they are horses with pyjamas.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:11 AM

There have been so many Kerry/gay threads that I am beginning to miss the days of endless threads on Iraq, so I have dug an old one up. Enjoy!