BS: Am I turning girly?

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:32 AM

DtG,
    You sound like a raging queen to me! A spot of fox hunting would help redress the balance.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Peace
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:30 AM

Redress? Did you say REDRESS?

So, about Friday.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

i met a woman, lets call her Daphne, who challenged a bunch of blokes to a pissing competition - she demanded one rule - and they agreed, and she won, hands down.

the rule?









no hands....

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM

DtG...

Lots of us across Canada... I am a couple hundred miles from St Stephen, in Moncton NB....

Brian.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: jaze
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 08:49 PM

Freda, where were they pissing? Down their legs?

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:51 PM

freda, I hain't believin' that `un, b'y.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 09:54 PM

I've had to pee standing up ever since i read those scary rats-in-toilets stories in the mouse thread...

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: JennieG
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 01:39 AM

I am told that if a woman bends over forwards, and pees while in that position she can outreach a bloke any day!

Haven't tried it meself.......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 02:54 AM

Oh wow, thanks for the tip! I am so gonna try that...

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 04:48 AM

Tickets tickets, I demand you sell tickets! Not that I'd look, as I'm too polite ;~)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 05:46 AM

Damn you all! *L*

Had to log out to post this, as I'm confessing to having a pee fetish, & am all 'excitable' now!

Sorry for having to share that....

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: JennieG
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:21 AM

BI, let me know if it's true!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:23 AM

GUEST, let me know if it's true. I go about twenty times a day. I'll save it and send if you wish.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:28 AM

's true.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:35 AM

Snot!

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:54 AM

Ah but can she write her name in the snow at the same time?

Ebbienotimpressed

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 11:50 AM

I wrote my name in the snow once. Wrong handwriting. Big row.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM

*ROFLMAO*

Er...thanks for the offer Bruce....

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:03 PM

Well, here's the results of my experiment...

I went outside, dropped my pants, bent over...then realised i didn't need a piss. Went back inside, waited till i needed a piss, went back outside...then i heard a car pulling up, and decided to postpone. Waited till car went away, started to repeat the procedure... noticed a squirrel was looking at me funny. My arse remembered it was November and started to freeze. Contemplated the fact that i was stood outside, in the middle of winter, with a frozen arse, trying to pee further for no good reason. Decided it wasn't worth the hassle...gave up.

The moral of the story is- ladies, leave the pissing contests to the guys, we don't need them. We can have multiple orgasms. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:06 PM

Ha...that was the 69th post...

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:43 PM

Well, Brucie's 'kind' offer calmed me down...a LOT....but now I'm all excitable again....

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:10 AM

I'd post more, GUEST, but I gotta go pee.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 03:25 AM

Re "Am I turning girly." Rest assured you're the way you want to be. I received no answer about Friday, so, snubbed, I slink off.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:15 AM

freda, very funny! (22 Nov 6 o'clock post)

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 06:30 AM

tis.

(and its the woman's hips that have to tilt forward/upwards).

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 06:43 AM

thank you sue, takes a woman to appreciate that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:51 AM

Didn't understand it at all so am I not as girly as I thought?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: JennieG
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 10:42 PM

Don't worry about it Dave, just roll over and go back to sleep.......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 12:25 PM

When you have to fart in bed, do you lift a butt cheek by hand so as not to wake the spouse?

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 12:28 PM

Nah! I gently pull the duvet over her head, and then do it!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 04:16 PM

Ah, the dreaded Dutch Oven!

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 05:43 PM

[I didn't pee in my pants exactly, but this thread did bring tears to my eyes, so REFRESH.]

Subject: RE: BS: Am I turning girly?
From: Joybell
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 06:23 PM

freda, When is the workshop? Please book me in. Can I arrive wearing a brown paper bag over my head? Joy