Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:49 PM I haven't been able to get in for a while. Too many sidewalk superintendents taking a gander, I suspect. so sorry |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:51 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 15 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM Guest, eorlgh Just for that I'm going in. The MOAB thread is now ready for me. Thanks for the invitation, douche. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 16 Nov 05 - 04:40 AM Not me. Seems a bit of an ego trip. Bearing in mind cluin's observations about it slowing down the place, why are those who post to it so defensive? The world won't stop spinning if you close it and start part two to satisfy whatever need it fills. Scary. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MBSLynne Date: 16 Nov 05 - 05:46 AM Not me |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Mr Red Date: 16 Nov 05 - 07:40 AM I fear this thread will run and run and may just become a leviathon it i's own right. MOAB has a lot to answer for............. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: A Wandering Minstrel Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:23 AM Not me, would take about a year to read it anyways |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:39 AM No...am I missing something??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Alice Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:19 AM never |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:27 AM I go with the in crowd I go where the in crowd goes |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:27 PM The MOAB started as a joke. For awhile it was quite funny. Then it became a daily addiction for a group of about 10 people. I can understand that. I'm addicted to this forum in a general sense. It can easily happen. You keep doing something mainly because you are accustomed to doing it. It's a mental reflex action. Running jokes are jokes that go on forever and ever....like the repetitive stuff they had on various TV shows over the years. (Example: Laugh-In was based on a whole series of running jokes. They just kept doing the same jokes again and again. People found it hilarious...if they liked the show.) The MOAB is 2 things: a running joke...and a private club for those who have become addicted to that running joke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:33 PM Khandu, say it isn't so. Did I post in the MOAB thread? Don't make me look to find out... -Joe- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Big Mick Date: 16 Nov 05 - 12:38 PM I have never opened or posted to it. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Gurney Date: 16 Nov 05 - 01:16 PM Opened it, looked at the first couple of posts, decided to go no further. Does that count? Same with any thread of many posts unless I have a particular interest, or something that I MUST contribute. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: AlexB Date: 16 Nov 05 - 01:50 PM No. Nay. Never. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: gnu Date: 16 Nov 05 - 02:18 PM No. Nay. Never. No morrrrrre.... well... once. It's just too bad that that people click on the title and open the whole works, instead of the fifty posts at a time. I was told by a long time member last night that they didn't know what the "d" was for. There's yer crash. Too bad there wasn't a way to institute the "fifty post rule". Eh Jeff? Max? Or am I just talking through me hat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 08:45 PM Well, gee, I guess I've been caught. I don't remember doing it, but khandu says that in the first message of the thread, I posted the following editorial comment:
-Joe Offer- *** -Joe Offer, penitent- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:00 PM OK, so now I took the bait and opened the damn thread, and I see no such comment. But khandu has suckered me in, and I can no longer claim that I haven't opened the thread. -Joe Offer, hoodwinked- |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: khandu Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:01 PM This is a copy of the actual first post on MOAB...note the comment added by Joe Offer at the bottom!! Subject: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: khandu - PM Date: 05 May 03 - 08:31 PM Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk. We can save time which we spend searching through all the BS threads very easily. Henceforth, post all BS here in this thread. Soon there will be only one BS thread. We won't have to look for particular threads as this will be the only one and it will contain all the BS we have to offer. My Gawd!! Why has this not been thought of earlier? It is so obvious! I swear, sometimes I even amaze myself! Once again, for those of you who are slow in understanding...hear me, Tweed! Post all BS in this thread from now on! Pene Azul and Joe Offer will thank me for making their job so much easier! My fellow 'Catters will also thank me when they realize the time my idea will save them! Maybe this will finally get me the coveted "Time/Life Man of the Year"!! I swear, sometimes I even blow my own mind!! King khandu (Thank you, khandu. I worship at your feet.) -Joe Offer- *** |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Bob Bolton Date: 16 Nov 05 - 09:58 PM WHAT thread ... ? Regard(les)s, Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MOAB Date: 16 Nov 05 - 10:54 PM I strongly object to being referred to as "THAT thread"! How would you like it if I referred to you as "THAT human"? My name is "The Mother of All BS Threads", or "MOAB" for short. Watch it, Buster! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM That's telling 'em, Mom! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 17 Nov 05 - 01:41 AM Whoa! This thing's getting outta hand. Now THAT thread is posting to other threads. We'd better kill it before we all get banished to the cornfield one by one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 17 Nov 05 - 01:49 AM I didn't say that! It's GOOD that THAT thread posted here. Yes.... Good.....
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Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: My guru always said Date: 17 Nov 05 - 05:54 AM Not been tempted at all, it was much too big before I realised it was there & growing like a plague. Just don't have enough time on my hands! i'm sure it;'s a fabulous thread though.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Fibula Mattock Date: 17 Nov 05 - 06:48 AM Me. I never ever yielded to temptation. And never will! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: GUEST Date: 17 Nov 05 - 11:43 AM I agree with little hawk. Too snooty for the likes of me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Cluin Date: 18 Nov 05 - 06:50 AM It's good to have a hobby, isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: Bard Judith Date: 18 Nov 05 - 11:11 AM (sung with guitar accompaniment and a cowboy twang) "There is ah thread they caall the MOAB, A beast so great an' pale, It mite be relayted tuh Moby Dick, Cause it shore is a whale! Ah've been in bars where whiskey flowed, An' men sang 'Eskimo Nell', And rough saloons and frontier dives, But MOAB looks wuss than hell. Ah've heard of threads upon mah coat, Ah've picked them frum mah shoe, Ah've follered the 'conversayshun's thread', But now Ah think Ah'm through... Oh mawthers, tell yore children, To stay away frum there! It wuz that thread that did me in, An' gave me snow-white hair..." |
Subject: RE: BS: Who else has never opened THAT thread? From: MMario Date: 18 Nov 05 - 11:56 AM Martin - compared to the ralfs you are a minor (very minor) annoyance. |