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Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM

Congratulations! This thread has has moved from being about absolutely nothing to merely being about something that absolutely nobody understands.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM

They say it makes you go blind, so - no-one to see it at all.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:34 AM

Who farted?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:00 PM

The dog.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Severn
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:13 PM

Azizi,

Your "long lost relative" St. Francis Of Azizi--Now HE knew the value of silence!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:37 PM

He was 'Asissi'.

Jeri,
Straight Lines R Us

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:44 PM

No, that was Francis the Sissy. Azizi lives in Pittsburgh, a place unfamiliar to both Francis AND the people who claim to live there.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 02:32 PM

The lord gouerneþ me, and no þing schal faile to me; in þe place of pasture, þere he haþ set me. He nurschide me on þe watir of refresching; he conuertid my soule. He ledde me forþ on þe paþþis of ri3tfulnesse, for his name. For whi, þou3 y schal go in þe myddis of schadewe of deeþ, y schal not drede yuelis; for þou art wiþ me: Thi 3erde & þi staf, þo han confortid me. Thou hast maad redi a boord in my si3t, a3enes hem þat trublen me; Thou hast maad fat myn heed wiþ oile; & my cuppe fillynge gretli is ful cleer. And þi merci schal sue me in alle þe daies of my liyf; And þat y dwelle in þe hous of þe lord, in-to þe lengþe of daies.

It's Sunday and I thought I'd toss that into the mix. Have a great day everyone.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:28 PM

Thou shalt not take Azizi's name in vain.

Or else---or else--something.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM

open yourself into nothingness.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:51 PM

And recall the words of the Zen guy at the hotdog stand: "Make me one with everything."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:56 PM

And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:09 PM

The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer".

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:11 PM

"The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer."

Nope. One's OT and the other NT.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:14 PM

Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum;
Si þin nama gehalgod   
to becume þin rice
gewurþe ðin willa
on eorðan swa swa on heofonum.
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas
swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge
ac alys us of yfele soþlice

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:17 PM

Psalm 23 is 'the Lord is my Shepherd', not 'The Lords' Prayer'.

Psalm 119 has 176 verses.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:23 PM

是笨蛋

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:31 PM

ÄãÊÇ, ¿ÍÈË¡£

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM

Yeah I know that.

I just wanted to see how many people were on their toes

[as opposed to sitting on their butts]

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:39 PM

However, methinks it is you who are, Guest.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:57 PM

I agree.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 06:02 PM

I'm on my own....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 06:52 PM

Ain't we all . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:04 PM

Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga.

(say it three times fast, and you get harmonic resonance)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:19 PM

'you get harmonic resonance'

Will it help me go bathroom?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:47 PM

Mary had a little plane,
And in it she would frisk.
And when she flew it upside down,
Her little *

∞∞∞∞^∞∞∞∞∞

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:49 PM

You allowed to say that here?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM

If you're allowed to say "ampersand" you're allowed to say anything.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: bobad
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:08 PM

"Will it help me go bathroom?"

Day-o, day-o,
Daylight come and
Me want to go

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:10 PM

ampersand

Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Kinda like spatula.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:12 PM

This will purge everything...

Oh, yeah!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:38 PM

"And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen"

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...it's just a spring-clean for the May queen.

(ooooo-it makes ME wonder!)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:47 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM

This thread has just as much to say as Amos' big Bush thread.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:10 PM

1.    Puer: desperare noli - heus
       surge: nec sedere humi -aio
       quia: nuper huc venisti
       non te_oportet esse maestum.
       puer: locus est quo pergas -aio
       opi-: bus si tu careas - si man-
       ebis: ibi, invenies
       delectationes multas.

   (Chorus) placet manere en sussitio (bis)
            ibi omnia delectant iuvenes
            comitesque tu cognosces.
            placet manere en sussitiw (bis)
            te lavare potes, cenabisque bene
            facies quodcumque tu vis.

    2. Puer: modo mihi audi - aio
       puer: ecquid vis fieri - aio
       vera: fient tunc somnia
       sed oportet scir(e) hoc unum:
       puer: solus vero eris - aio
       modis: ne gestas superbis! - age
       i nunc: eiV to sussition
       scio eos adiuturos

   Chorus:

    3. Olim: aliter non eram - obortis
       sinum: lacrimis implebam - sensi
       vitam: non cur(ae) esse cuiquam
       nemo est quin sit defessus.
       tunc ap-: propinquavit quidam -
       vade: mecum nunc per viam- locus
       est nom-: ine sussition
       demonstrabunt tibi viam.

   Chorus:

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM

He looks upon the smoking ruins from the brow of the hill of outside, that once was the great city, its name, once in a now lost language, that was simply called 'sanity'.

The invading horde have destroyed it all, without ever understanding it. They sit atop fallen sentances and collapsed chords, strumming their melodians, whilst the last of that mad band, the Forlorn Hope, wander, still carrying their bodhrans, not believing they're alive after storming the breach.

No words can match the scene, so he simply shakes his head, and goes to rejoin them.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM

BTW, I forgot to say, I'm back.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

Hi, honey, glad you're home.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:45 AM

Yes, but has anyone found the brown note yet?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:22 PM

It was in the yard near the petunias.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:30 PM

You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:39 PM

so the Galapagos tortise said to the Drosophila melanogaster," I think I ate your 10²⁷ great-grandfather. He sure looked a lot like you."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:40 PM

~

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 03:06 PM

Behold, our bidding is to be befittingly beholden to BS because it behooves us to behave as the beginning of this thread begot, that is, by begging the question by which we may beckon the inner bard to becalm and beatify our own beasts of burden, without beating around the bush. But... I could be biased.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:29 PM

blatant blustering, befitting bourgeois banality!~

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:34 PM

But your way is WRONG!!!!!!!!!! You cant hear satan unless you sing it the RIGHT way. Its bustle in your hedgerow. Jimmy Page told me that so there. And it IS spring-clean for the May Queen. Lookit up.
"You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine. LTS"

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Metchosin
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM

ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM

How are these things the same? How are they different?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:38 PM

Take the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble it will be time for you to go.



SWOOSH



OK, best two out of three?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:40 PM

101. HA HA