BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: Peter T.
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 07:12 AM

"I just want some space in our relationship". Breakup lines one comes to regret.

yours,

Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: kendall
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 09:46 AM

Speaking of typos, does everyone know the difference among:
To'
Two'
and Too?

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 10:24 AM

Know, I don't think we dew.

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 11:09 AM

I due two Jeri!! Oh......Your just making fun of you're peers huh? There you're peers so, they're ya' go......Their open to your jokes!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 11:19 AM

Stilly said....."She was separated from her husband. The new man in her life isn't married but has a couple of kids. There are a lot of gray areas in the story."

I would suspect a few brown areas as well. If she had been successful, she could have easily gotten a contract from Depends. I can see the ad now.................She's standing outside the car smiling and says, "Thanks to Depends I was able to take control of my life.".......(pulls .357 and shoots rival in car)...then says, "And HERS!"

Seriously, the real problem with this whole story is it is so damn funny all by itself that making a joke is simply redundant and stupid! That's the problem with most of the news anymore. It is already so fucked up that the truth is funnier than anything you can add to it. "Vice President shoots hunting partner in the face." What can you possibly add to that?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 12:01 PM

I think Cheney going Penguin hunting would be funnier.

mmm, Lunch of the Penguins.

Subject: RE: BS: Homicidal Astronauts in Depends
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 12:02 PM

My only Depends story began with my asking a grocery clerk "where are the pens?"