Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: Bill D Date: 03 Oct 97 - 05:31 PM I remember the Skunk song as The Woodpeckers Hole...(to approximately the tune of "Dixie"
I put my finger in the Woodpeckers hole
I removed my finger from the Woodpeckers hole
I replaced my finger...etc
I rotated my finger in the woodpeckers hole
I reversed my finger in the woodpeckers hole Of course,I have NO idea what all that might mean! |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: kiwi Date: 05 Oct 97 - 06:20 PM Hi guys... I have returned after a long while away.. vanished into that great hole where marching band people go. :) Anyway, here's a little ditty I 'member from when I was in middle school: No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks / kick the tables, kick the chairs, kick the teachers down the stairs! |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 Oct 97 - 08:39 PM Great stuff. This thread is getting a bit lengthy, though. How about we move to: Naughty Kids' greatest hits II |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: rechal Date: 06 Oct 97 - 01:22 PM Jerry: the mosquito song goes:
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)
Oh I'd bitty and I'd bitey under everybody's nighty
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)
And then there's
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)
Oh I'd go down with a slurp and I'd come up with a BURP!
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)
There's also one about a skunk but I cant' remember all the words-- I wish I were a little striped skunk, oh, I'd something something something and I'd perfume in the breeze?
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop) |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: Carolyn Date: 19 Jun 98 - 12:18 PM One from Girl Scout Camp...
Sam, Sam, the lavatory man
Down, down, down beneath the ground |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: leprechaun Date: 19 Jun 98 - 02:28 PM Old man Lucas Had a lot of mucus Coming right out of his nose! He picked and he picked 'till it's makin' you sick And back again it grows! |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: BFP Date: 19 Jun 98 - 10:31 PM Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S You can strike them on wood and you can strike them on glass I know a man who can strike them on his--bald head. Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: Kazoo Date: 19 Jun 98 - 10:32 PM Driving down the highway doing 77 Someone blew a big one and blew himself to heaven The car couldn't take it, the engine fell apart All because of someone's (insert persons name) Supersonic fart Fee-fi-fo-fum here comes another one two-four-six-eight everyone evacuate. |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: Cuilionn Date: 19 Jun 98 - 11:31 PM I didnae see this ane posted yet, an' this is surely th' place where it belongs! SUFFOCATION (to the tune of "Alouette")
Suffocation takes co-ordination Anither twa we usit tae sing at church camp in Washington State: 1) [sung to the tune "Blowing in the Wind"]
How many beans in a can of Hornel 2) [sung to the tune "Pass It On"]
It only takes a raisin (That last one was a response to our camp cook, who put raisins in EVERYthing.) Gabh spòrs, --Cuilionn |
Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:07 PM This thread is too long. Please post new messages to the sequel thread - Click here for Part II-Joe Offer- |
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