BS: Sportsmens Clothing

Subject: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: jimlad9
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 07:19 AM

What is happening in the world of sport. In my beloved sport Rugby League the officials are made to wear the most offensive to the eye strips. Steve Ganson in last nights match dressed in a 'pukey' coloured strip of a shade I have only seen after my mate 'Chalky' threw up after downing 6 Rum and Blackcurrants,Ganson looked like a 'Pox Doctors Clerk'

Cricketers now turn out in what appears to be Rainbow shades of Pyjama's.

But the ones who take the first prize are Soccer goalkeepers,OMG some of them look for all the world like "Knife Throwers Assistants'

Lets get back to the good old days were Black and Blue were the Bruises, and Red meant
Blood

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Rasener
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 07:33 AM

I don't know about all that, but the worst thing for me that has been introduced is the advertising boards that go round the edges of the pitch. its not so much the advert as the fact that the bloody thing is scrolling and moving about and it is really off putting. I do wish they would stop that. It spoils the game.

Howveer i do agree with the things you say jimlad.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 07:42 AM

I quite liked it when tennis players dressed in white.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: bobad
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 08:18 AM

They should all adopt the dress codes of the classic Greek sporting events.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 08:29 AM

Esp. true for the ladies events, bodad.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 08:38 AM

All them anatomical specimens flopping around? Right...talk about distracting from the game! And what do you do in tennis mixed doubles? And coed bobsledding could lead to, well, frigidity. Skiing would be troublesome, at best, and ski jumping downright frightening. Fencing, well, the least said the better. Curling would curl your toes, and hockey would be disgusting. It would, however, give a whole new meaning to men's "ball" games....

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: jimlad9
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 10:22 AM

Bobad

You have a razor sharp mind. Can you imagine the womens Long Jump,High Jump,Hurdles

OMG I imagining it now!!

Please
          excuse
                     the
                           shaky
                                    handwriting !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 01:14 PM

Story goes that a well-endowed woman bronc rider was on a bad horse when her "upper story" slipped free from its restraining garments. When the pickup finally got her off the horse she thanked him profusely and remarked that she was very afraid that before she could be taken off she'd have beaten her own brains out.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 10:44 PM

You might want to think twice about that, or end up like this poor fellow.

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: Sorcha
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 10:54 PM

Rap, I kinda thought that was already the meaning!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sportsmens Clothing
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 03:57 PM

yer cant beat the cricket box,or rather you can