BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers

Subject: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Mickey191
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 11:47 PM

Strange Stories

Man puts his 12 & 13 yr.old kids in the car trunk. They were going on vacation & his car seated only 4.

Man brings woman's body part into the police station to prove he'd killed her.

Man keeps 45 sheep in his home.

Keith Richards snorted his Father's ashes.

Folks, I think I'll be leaving this world before things _really_ get weird. Have you any interesting fillers?

Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Peace
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 11:49 PM

"Man keeps 45 sheep in his home."

Uh, what's strange about that?

Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 11:52 PM

my cartoon of Bush waking up in bed and saying "I just dreamed we won the war"
Laura: "What war dear?"
George: "It sounded like a bomb, um, oh yeah,
it was Grenada!"

below it a cartoon of Blair waking up in bed
"I just dreamed we won the war!"
what war dear?
"The Falklands!"

Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 11:54 PM

I agree, Peace. Now, if it were 45 goats it would be strange.

Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Peace
Date: 03 Apr 07 - 11:56 PM

Stud tires out

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

Man is fatally slain