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Subject: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:42 AM Where would the suppository be applied? My vote goes to K******Y but I can't admith that in public.. What do you say Eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: frogprince Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:50 AM Most U.S. Navy vets would say Great Lakes Naval Training Center, in Illinois. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:51 AM I can't argue with that mate, but if the world needed an enema they'd stick the tube in Bournemouth. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Bill D Date: 16 Apr 07 - 10:52 AM I'm not sure...but you're going to get spelling corrections from BOTH sides of the pond! *grin* |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:06 AM Sorry but, here you are. Giok Eric I was thinking of another 'mouth' town, a wee bit further west along the coast ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:14 AM Bill Bryson visited K******Y and he did not have many good things to say about it. Indeed he would probably agree that it would be an appropriate place for a colonic ir.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Mr Happy Date: 16 Apr 07 - 11:59 AM If the world had hemeroids, then we'd all have piles! & astronomers would have asteroids! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Apr 07 - 12:34 PM I think I know the place you mean Giok, and having lived there (albeit temporarily), I can safely say, the place is so full of **it that you'd have difficulty finding the right hole. I could probably come up with a B hole and a C hole but I think we all know the prime A hole site...! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: mack/misophist Date: 16 Apr 07 - 06:15 PM 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC USA attn: Oval Orifice |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rapparee Date: 16 Apr 07 - 06:26 PM Kentucky??? I mean, it's not the best place in the world, but it's not THAT bad (except for Ft. Knox and Ft. Campbell -- ask anyone who's been stationed there). |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Peace Date: 16 Apr 07 - 07:59 PM Hemorrhoids. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Sorcha Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:53 PM Piles and piles of piles. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rapparee Date: 16 Apr 07 - 09:54 PM Piles and piles of piles of piles, as the proctologist said after his stint in surgery. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson Date: 17 Apr 07 - 01:37 AM By the way, if Typhoo put the ' T ' in Britain, who put the c**t in Scunthorpe. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Apr 07 - 02:30 AM Blind River? |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Gurney Date: 17 Apr 07 - 04:00 AM Ooooooh, must revisit this thread when Shane wakes up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: GUEST,K******Y Date: 17 Apr 07 - 04:32 AM What you got against Keighley? It's got Timmy Taylors Brewery and the Worth Valley Railway. There are people who would give their right arm to live there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 Date: 17 Apr 07 - 05:54 AM There is a saying from K******Y that was unwisely repeated on one of the episodes of the League of Gentlemen. Most regrettable, most regrettable. I suspect those who give their right arm to live there are probably resident in Rampton. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: gnu Date: 17 Apr 07 - 06:44 AM KY would help, I suppose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rog Peek Date: 17 Apr 07 - 06:54 AM This reminds me of the rhinoceros in the song 'The Wild West Show': Here we have the rhinoceros, the richest animal in the world. It's name comes from 'rhino' meaning money, and 'ceros' (pronounced sore arse) meaning piles. Put together rhinosorearse means piles of money! "We're going to the Wild West Show, Never mind the weather, as long as we're together, We're going to the Wild West Show! There, needn't be in the B.S. catagory atall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson Date: 17 Apr 07 - 07:08 AM There are NO bleedin rhinoserhorses in Keighley, now stop being silly. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Mr Happy Date: 17 Apr 07 - 11:30 AM .........not forgetting the oomigoolie bird!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Leadfingers Date: 17 Apr 07 - 12:44 PM When I was attempting to pacify the Middle East in the 1960's , we used to say that Aden was the Arsehole of the World and R A F Khormaksar was ten miles up it !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Apr 07 - 03:10 PM Not forgetting the Red Pepper bird....eats red pepper, drinks red pepper and flies backwards to keep its 'a...' cool..... good one for a haemorrhoid thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Apr 07 - 03:14 PM And the leopard.. there's a spot on the leopard for every day of the year.. What's that ma'am? Leap Year?? George, lift up the leopard's tail! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Apr 07 - 04:08 PM All these memories of my days playing Rugby Union...has anyone ever done a thread on rugby songs...probably eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ragdall Date: 18 Apr 07 - 08:54 AM In keeping with the topic, from George Bowser and Ricky Blue's "Working Where The Sun Don't Shine (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song)" We praise the colorectal surgeonMP3 of the song |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ced2 Date: 18 Apr 07 - 10:25 AM 'ey Eric 'ow do you know there are no rhino-sore-a***s in K******Y. Bet there are. We can be a load of miserable b*****s tha knows. Sithee Ced |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: RangerSteve Date: 18 Apr 07 - 06:22 PM I was in the Navy from 69 to 73, and I'd like to suggest Norfolk, VA, but I understand it's been improved since I was there. But of all the places I visited overseas in my Navy days, it's probably a toss-up between Naples, Italy and Montego Bay, Jamaica. Wait, I forgot Izmir, Turkey. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 18 Apr 07 - 06:43 PM I'm predisposed to dislike large cities. Pick one. It doesn't matter which one. Anything with a population of over a million. Who said the world has to have just one hemorrhoid? |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ced2 Date: 19 Apr 07 - 02:08 PM I didn't K******y has several, indeed some, but I hasten to add not I, would say numerous if not infinte. Sithee |
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Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Donuel Date: 19 Apr 07 - 04:53 PM When things go down the tubes and people dig a black hole of Calcutta they can't get out of, preparation H balm is always at the ready. |
