BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat

Subject: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 May 07 - 06:32 PM

One wonders whether leather or weather are safe messages for mudcat.
Could be heather, tether, feather......................

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: RangerSteve
Date: 12 May 07 - 07:22 PM

I'd like to respond to the above. but I'm all in a dither.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 May 07 - 07:37 PM

Now listen here, I ain't talkin' bout no female sheeps! I leaves that up to Giok!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 07 - 09:55 PM

Or not. I dunno.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 May 07 - 10:54 PM

I used to have a wether.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: heric
Date: 12 May 07 - 11:00 PM

This appears to be a reasonably appropriate thread for a SISSY BOY SLAP PARTY
(It's a rather large video. And its intense.)

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 12 May 07 - 11:35 PM

Feather. I think feather is definitely safe.

Ummmmm....not so sure, now that I think about it....feathers and leather, could be kinda kinky, ya know?

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 May 07 - 04:05 AM

Some people are allergic to feather, so probably not...

Heather is a plant, that gives off pollen.. lots of people get hay fever so that's out....

Leather comes from animals and that will upset the vegetenarians amongst us... (not to mention the Hindus)

We COULD talk about nethers... Nether Cerne is quite pretty, hidden in a fold of the hills on the River Cerne, 8 cottages and a tiny church - very Merrie Olde Englande and scores 1000 pieces on the jigsaw scale (the higher the piece score, the cuter the village/harbour/kitty/steam train/ancient farming method). Nether Wallop isn't too bad, (500 pieces) but it's got a very busy road straight through the middle of it (so has Middle Wallop) so isn't really nether any more. Nether Thong is a village and not a piece of JimmyT approved underwear. Ah... we're on to underwear. Nether garments... some people get a bit upset about people talking pants, so maybe that's not so safe...

Tethers.... leather tethers? Nope, we're back to the kinky stuff again and you know how that gets some people riled...

Zithers anyone?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: GUEST,Eduard
Date: 13 May 07 - 11:41 PM

Feather dusters and tubs of fuzzy green beans.

Wonder What people hoard?

If so, check this site out:

http://understanding_ocd.tripod.com/hoarding1_what1.html

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Rowan
Date: 13 May 07 - 11:43 PM

So, Liz, whither a safe topic?

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 14 May 07 - 12:37 AM

If I had my druthers, 'twould be Smothers Brothers.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Gurney
Date: 14 May 07 - 12:49 AM

Sometimes the weather be cold,
and sometimes the weather be hot,
whatever the weather, we'll weather the weather,
whether we like it or not.



And you thought all limerics were saucy!







Safe topics aren't always very interesting, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 04:40 AM

Chocolate's good... chocolate may be safe to talk about. I'd far rather eat it, but it's an option....

Gurney, strictly speaking, that's not a limerick. Limericks have a strict 5 line, 9,9,6,6,9 syllable formation.

And I learned that one as:

Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 07 - 05:20 AM

Or...
There was a young lady from Leicester,
Her postings were never a tester.
But when she wrote bits,
About her great tits,
All the men there then tried to molest her.

Is that a Limerick Liz?

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 05:43 AM

It is, but I don't live in Leicester, nor do I come from Leicester.. I don't even think I've BEEN to Leicester.

I come from Dorset. Rhymes nicely with corset...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 05:59 AM

And I'm not sure about being referred to as a 'lady'... I like the 'young' bit though!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:07 AM

OOps Liz...not sure where I got the Leicester bit from but was convinced you lived there for some reason...sorry chuck!

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:08 AM

Also rhymes with 'take it off easy don't force it.' LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:16 AM

Actually, I can't remember the last time I was molested either. But I do remember when last I wore a corset in public!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: GUEST,Edourd
Date: 14 May 07 - 07:11 AM

There was a fine maiden from Leicester
They prodded and poked much to pester
Her postings were trite
Tongue in cheek with a bite
A well-oiled Squeak, the thread jester

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 10:16 AM

It's been a while since I was well oiled too.....

but thank you!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Gurney
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:12 PM

Yeah, Liz, I learned it your way too. Just couldn't remememember it .

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:24 PM

Age is a bugger, ain't it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:34 PM

You can say that again..........(cos I can't remember what you said)

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Rowan
Date: 14 May 07 - 06:42 PM

Intriguiging, she was, from Dorset;
said she'd once worn a corset.
Her most interesting bits
concerned lots of tits;
there's more but I'd better not force it.

Cheer, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 May 07 - 02:53 AM

A lady from Englands South West,
Her tits rated, up with the best.
She wore a sweet corset,
Whilst wandering through Dorset,
And posted on Mudcat with zest.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 May 07 - 04:29 AM

I've warned you before about calling me a lady!!!!

Don't make me come up there!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: beardedbruce
Date: 15 May 07 - 09:37 AM

If we call you a lady, yopu will come to see us?

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 16 May 07 - 12:25 AM

I'm jealous, Squeak. None of the guys ever send ME mash notes.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 May 07 - 02:47 AM

A woman from Dorset please note,
Kicked a limerick writer int'scrote.
She said he was shady,
To call her a lady.
And I'm sure that she'll come back to gloat.

He still loved her postings to bits,
Especially the ones 'bout her tits.
Which bounce round in her garden,
So I beg her pardon,
And await some more of her 'hits'.

Liz when you come back for a peak,
I hope you are pleased 'so to speak'.
That your fame is now spreading,
Not sure where it's heading.
Makes my writings feel a bit weak.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 May 07 - 05:04 AM

should be peek of course!

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 May 07 - 05:07 AM

Georgian - next time you're in London, come and look me up!

Thank you.

Oh, and in case you missed it on the Happy thread, my tits are back! I've put sunflower seeds in their feeder and they're bouncing about all happy again.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 May 07 - 05:12 AM

Hopefully in London 28th 29th July for Red Bull Air Race but unlikely to have time to call on you. Thanks for the offer.......... not sure I want to get kicked in the scrote anyway...LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 May 07 - 08:18 AM

If you're on the north bank, Silvertown lookout, you're only a matter of 2-3 miles from me! If you need a cheap bed for the night.... rent is a bottle of something drinkable.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 May 07 - 01:42 PM

I like beaver...

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 07 - 03:01 PM

Shall we ghether by the rhevir.

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 May 07 - 05:12 AM

Donuel - I really think it's time someone reviewed your medication dear!!

Georgian - it's been a long time since I've intentionally kicked someone in the scrote.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 May 07 - 09:23 AM

I guess I have never been kicked there which either says something about my behaviour or my luck!