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Subject: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 16 Jul 07 - 12:50 AM This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law). Be well. Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Janie Date: 16 Jul 07 - 12:55 AM Wow! |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Ebbie Date: 16 Jul 07 - 01:13 AM Makes you wonder, huh! |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Barry Finn Date: 16 Jul 07 - 02:05 AM Thier si pelt their, balk about two much chime on one's pans. Barry |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on their hands From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Jul 07 - 02:29 AM There are programs that generate anagrams. It isn't as difficult as it looks (sad to say--this says more about diligence than cleverness). SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Date: 16 Jul 07 - 05:30 AM Stephen L Rich: thresh pencil lip her stench rich hen slept helps in retch (Using a program I wrote myself about 20 years ago). |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: TheSnail Date: 16 Jul 07 - 06:02 AM ENDEARMENT = TENDER NAME |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Wolfgang Date: 16 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM Nessiteras rhombopteryx (scientific name proposed for Nessie in a Nature article just in case she was found) Monster hoax by Sir Peter S. (anagram in a subsequent letter to the editor mentioning one of the better known Nessie hunters) Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 16 Jul 07 - 01:37 PM My frequent musical partner, Sandy Andina sent me this one: MONICA LEWINSKY: I LICK MAN. NEWS. OY! Jack Campin, what would ha[[en if you added my middle name "Lee" into that mix? Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Dave the Gnome Date: 17 Jul 07 - 07:35 AM Cecil Parkinson - Lock penis in car OR Rockin' sec in lap Ayatolah Khomeni - I am in a hot hell, OK? :D |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Dave the Gnome Date: 17 Jul 07 - 08:07 AM Whoops - last one should be I am YN a hot hell OK. |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Date: 17 Jul 07 - 02:33 PM Stephen Lee Rich: shelter epic hen hi, serpent leech inspect her heel lecher instep, eh? the sincere help perish, net leech the senile perch pet leech shrine her pestle niche spleen itch here incest help here herpes client he ripe heel stench her ethnic sleep the lichen spree lichen pest here her help entices thence his leper snip thee, lecher hit lecher penes lecher's thin pee he spent her lice lithe hens creep preen this leech he retch in sleep the leper's niche hence leper shit pinch three eels he lent her spice |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Date: 17 Jul 07 - 03:08 PM Dave Polshaw: whoa, VD lapse wop had slave shave pow, lad wash a VD pole swap a VD hole wave, posh lad wasp had love wash love pad pa's VD hoe law |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: SharonA Date: 17 Jul 07 - 09:30 PM "Weapons of mass destruction" = "US team swoops. Finds no trace." |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: cookster Date: 17 Jul 07 - 09:46 PM RACECAR spelled backwards is... RACECAR |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: cookster Date: 17 Jul 07 - 09:49 PM Oh yeah and you spelled,"their" wrong. |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 17 Jul 07 - 11:56 PM I'm reasonably sure that shifting from anagrams to spoonerisms doesn't count as thread drift. Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Jul 07 - 11:57 AM Hey, cookster, and you should have put a comma after "Oh yeah", but not before "their". ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 21 Jul 07 - 04:06 PM Jack, I had no idea that you could make that many phrases from that. Next time somebody asks "What's in anam?", well... Stephen Lee |