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BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?

Janie 28 Jul 07 - 03:32 AM
JohnInKansas 28 Jul 07 - 04:05 AM
autolycus 28 Jul 07 - 06:13 AM
autolycus 28 Jul 07 - 06:26 AM
Big Al Whittle 28 Jul 07 - 06:37 AM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 07:16 AM
Dave Sutherland 28 Jul 07 - 07:35 AM
GUEST,beardedbruce 28 Jul 07 - 08:04 AM
GUEST,beardedbruce 28 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM
GUEST,meself 28 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM
john f weldon 28 Jul 07 - 08:47 AM
John Hardly 28 Jul 07 - 08:52 AM
GUEST,meself 28 Jul 07 - 09:11 AM
John MacKenzie 28 Jul 07 - 09:49 AM
HouseCat 28 Jul 07 - 10:49 AM
Janie 28 Jul 07 - 11:24 AM
Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 11:34 AM
autolycus 28 Jul 07 - 12:07 PM
Janie 28 Jul 07 - 12:24 PM
Ebbie 28 Jul 07 - 12:40 PM
robomatic 28 Jul 07 - 12:55 PM
Don Firth 28 Jul 07 - 12:59 PM
Bill D 28 Jul 07 - 01:17 PM
Megan L 28 Jul 07 - 01:22 PM
Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 01:34 PM
terrier 28 Jul 07 - 01:46 PM
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Ebbie 28 Jul 07 - 02:17 PM
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Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 02:35 PM
Bill D 28 Jul 07 - 03:01 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Jul 07 - 03:10 PM
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Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 05:15 PM
Janie 28 Jul 07 - 05:26 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jul 07 - 05:37 PM
Don Firth 28 Jul 07 - 05:40 PM
Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 05:50 PM
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Little Hawk 28 Jul 07 - 06:29 PM
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*daylia* 29 Jul 07 - 07:56 AM
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Subject: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Janie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 03:32 AM

I know there are other contenders, but I vote for me. Having the last word is just a gift I was born with:O)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:05 AM

No Janie. It's me.

I did a check on my own posts a few months back and found a very large number of threads in which my last post was the last post.

It is rather a tedious thing to look at, but I was mildly depressed that month.

I can also claim a couple in which LiK replied to my last post (my fault of course) and her post in reply terminated the thread.

John

(Is this thread closed now?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:13 AM

Well, then it's possibly a three-way tie. I WAS going to claim the prize.

   Interesting we want to win this one ?!?!?!

   I'm still biding my time for the end of the Someone has to be Last thread - I booked last place a while AGO.





      Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:26 AM

Among my recent successes are Realisations about Iraq,; Surveillance; and All Muisic is Good, tho' I've just had a shot at keeping the patient alive a while longer.



      Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:37 AM

I once posted a thread that no one wrote anything on. Nothing at all. Pick a dull enough subject, something that interests nobody except yourself and the sheer indifference of the population to a subject you find fascinating, will take your breath away.

I thought, is it just me.....?

and it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:16 AM

I guess the competition on this thread is going to last .......until when? and how many posts?......Who will have the last word, that is the question? Great idea Janie! Another mammoth thread to contend with......for me...you can have the last word. Whoever has the last word on this thread...has it for me..Thanks you!
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Dave Sutherland
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:35 AM

I'm glad I'm not alone - I always thought it was me! We'll know if this thread makes eight posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:04 AM

related:

"Subject: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 07:43 PM

Jim Dixon uttered something cosmic in another thread, regarding posts that kill threads. He said, "In every thread someone has to be last."

He's right. This is really something to ponder, so I have launched a thread to explore it in depth. Feel free to post and give your own thoughts on the matter.

WHO will be last in this thread???? Who will it be? And when will we know?

The suspense is mounting...

- LH "


So I should start posting sonnets here, as well?

8-{E


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM

sonnet 160 of 288 to my last muse...

Sonnet 07/05/04                         CMX

In blossoms heart a simple beauty finds,
With shape and color to attract the eye.
In these gardens, thought of my muse reminds
That hope might pleasure lend, to tears deny.
Breeze, perfumed, soothes a weary heart, to ease
The aches of everyday. Still, I would share
All I have found: A calm, to senses please,
And thoughts of one whose dreams are key to Care.
Sun filtered by new leaves provides a light
To show desire: A shade of bright that lends
More than a hint of longing to my sight.
Do dreams offer a future when tears end?
I plant desire, and wait for dream to grow,
But will I ever touch of my muse know?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM

Sorry - but it's definitely me.

And I challenge the world to add just one more post to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: john f weldon
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:47 AM

Sometimes it's not the last post that kills the thread. Sometimes what gets posted provokes an outraged reaction, which scares everyone away. But the prize should go to the outrager, not merely the outraged, surely!


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:52 AM

heck, wee. I've done the no-posts-to-my-thread thingy no fewer than three times.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 09:11 AM

Okay, so you took my challenge that time. I dare you to try again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 09:49 AM

Now you've done it, Bearded Bruce has discovered this thread, and it will now live for ever. He will revive it to post random sonnets for years now, much like the 'In every thread someone has to be last' thread.
You will never close this thread now.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: HouseCat
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 10:49 AM

It has to be me, even the TomCat agrees. And it can't be that I outrage anybody because he says I'm SO nice I make people sick...could that be it? So somebody do something for my waning self-esteem and post after me, please?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Janie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:24 AM

Here ya go HouseCat:^)

Oops. I had never opened "In Every Thread....' so didn't realize this is something of a duplicate. At 3:30 in the morning when the insomnia bug hits, perhaps I should read threads to amuse myself rather than start them?

Ivor, do you suppose our line of work has anything to do with it? *BG*

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:34 AM

"I once posted a thread that no one wrote anything on." (weelittledrummer)

WAY TO GO, weelittledrummer!!! I have deliberately tried to start threads so boring or obscure that no one else would bother posting to them. Never succeeded yet. It's not an easy thing to accomplish.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:07 PM

Janie, you mean p-t? I have found if I put something in about feelings or the unconscious, posters rush off to the pub/toilet/ mother/a couch somewhere/the shower/the video shop/(please complete as applicable).   

    Naughty.

    I wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunder what posting to this thread is a substitute for, or what painful feeling you're avoiding?

    Hm?

    you must watch these little points.





       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Janie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:24 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:40 PM

A long-gone thread, which nowadays would still be alive and working, was another stab at this conundrum. It was titled 'Killing a Thread' and we all quivered with anxiety.

:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: robomatic
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:55 PM

The proper way to end a thread
Is when all's been said


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 12:59 PM

Jeez, now I thought it was me! I figured it was either because I said all there was to say on the subject, or people got so bored reading my post that they moved on to something else. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:17 PM

Will the bugles sing "The Last Post" in chorus?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Megan L
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:22 PM

Now its time to put a stop to this thread :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:34 PM

You're close, Don. Close. I have tried comparing watching paint dry with reading some of your more lengthy posts to figure out what was more tedious...I have even tried watching grass grow.

The trouble is I keep falling asleep halfway through the exercise, so the jury is still out on this one. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: terrier
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 01:46 PM

The post that always kills is the official

****THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED**** post! I think the mods have it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:08 PM

Pfffftttt! Fookin ameteurs all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Megan L
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:13 PM

GNU   SKELP :-(


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:17 PM

"The proper way to end a thread
Is when all's been said"
But when all is said and done
It ever needs another one


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: robomatic
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:29 PM

And the last one said urge
Keeps it hanging on the verge.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 02:35 PM

Like one of those old short cliffhanger movies where Nell is tied on the railroad tracks, with the train bearing down...


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 03:01 PM

say, have I ever told you about my collection of waffles? I have them in series, according to color (degree of doneness) and within that, according to size. I have 843, so far, each with a text description of the recipe, or the place I acquired them....

If anyone refreshes this thread, I will assume that means I can go ahead and post the details....like BBs sonnets....


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 03:10 PM

Here you go, Bill D, have at it.

I know I've been the last poster who escorted more than a few threads off of the bottom of the page.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 03:42 PM

You dunno what you're missing, Little Hawk. Lately, people have been paying me for my writing. Seventeen published articles so far, book in the works.

I really do think it's because I've said all there is to say on the subject.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:23 PM

Perhaps, Don. I was just funning you. (grin) Look, man, I could get paid for my writing too. I'm just too damn lazy and disorganized to bother doing what needs to be done to accomplish that most of the time. Instead, I run my export business which is not too demanding, and it keeps the bills paid.

I did write a column, though, for the local newspaper for about a year one time. I had attracted their attention with my letters to the editor. They contacted me and offered me a job writing the Business column.

I went in and talked to the editor and said, "I would rather write almost anything than the business column. I am completely uninterested in business."

"What would you like to write about?" he asked.

"Life in general," I said. "Society, politics, people, philosophy, religion, culture, stuff like that."

"Okay," he said, "we'll have you write a weekly 'Life' column, and you can write about anything you want."

That turned out to be a lot of fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:48 PM

so, I got this waffle when I stopped by Clermont College in Cincinnati last week. One of the fellows photographed it for me when it was fresh. I really shouldn't post ones I haven't entered into the catalog yet, but it is SO pretty, ...don't you think?...even though it came from a commercial box.

Perhaps I'll switch to Belgian waffles for the next one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: maeve
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:05 PM

Served with real maple syrup?

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:15 PM

That is an exceedingly attractive waffle, Bill. Let's see some more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Janie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:26 PM

OhhhhNooooo, mr. bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:37 PM

A thread can be killed using a number of techniques or modes:

The Unanswerable Question Mode - Unanswerable questions come in two forms. First, there are questions that are so profound no answer is possible. Unfortunately, nobody on this forum has ever asked such a question, so it is irrelevant to this discussion. Far more common is the question that is unanswerable because it's so full of grammatical and spelling errors that nobody can understand what the hell it's asking.

The Definitive Answer Mode - The definitive answer is so complete, perfect, and all-encompassing that adding something else would only detract from its perfection. Actually, this has only happened once in the history of the Mudcat, but it's frequently used as a psychological defense mechanism by thread killers. It's easier to say "Hah! I aced that one! Nobody can even think of a reply!" than it is to admit that you suck and nobody really likes you.

The Out of Touch Mode - This is the mode favored by people who are prone to buying a pair of shoes only to discover weeks later that they are, in fact, the last remaining pair in a style that was popular a year ago and that no right-minded person would be caught dead wearing today. Unfortunately, that description fits a very large number of Mudcatters. They are the people who insist on "adding" something to a thread even though everything that could possibly be said on the subject has already been said.   

The Posting Under the Influence Mode - Postings made by those posting under the influence are frequently so incoherent, morose, or bilious that anyone reading them feels the immediate need for either two aspirin and a short nap, or two antacid tablets and a long walk. Either way, no reply to the post gets made.

The "Hey Mom, Look at Me!" Mode - This mode is used by those who post something not entirely related to the subject at hand in an attempt to draw attention to themselves. Such posts frequently receive no reply because nobody likes a smart-ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:40 PM

[That waffle reminds me:   I'm hungry!]

No problem, Little Hawk. Just tweakin' your nose.

Good to hear that you're getting published. Sounds good.

Except for some stuff I chipped out on clay tablets a few thousand years ago, my first recent published work was, sadly, sort of an obit for an old friend, published in the "Last Chorus" section of Sing Out!   It surprise the heck out of me when, about the same time it appeared, I got a check in the mail from them.

Lately, most of my stuff has been published in Victory Review, a more-or-less local music magazine, in a column called "Musical Traditions." It's Stewart Hendrickson's column ("Stewart" here on Mudcat). He found that cranking out an article every month was getting a little much. He spotted some of my posts here on Mudcat and asked me to do some guest articles. Seventeen so far, at last count. Also had stuff published in "Letters to the Editors" columns in various newspapers, mostly bitching about one political situation or another.

On the book (sort of a memoir—more or less centering on reminiscences of the folk scene in this area in the 50s and 60s and beyond), I've got about 120,000 words written so far. First draft. Gonna require some serious editing.

Now back to our regular broadcast. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:50 PM

Sounds like a fine subject for a book, Don.

Have you read Dylan's "Chronicles"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:22 PM

Chronicles : Vol. I   by Bob Dylan (I presume that means there'll be a Vol II). Hadn't heard of it. Thanks for the tip, Little Hawk. I just looked it up on Amazon and it sounds good. I'm putting that next on the reading list.

I'm currently wading my way through Rainbow Quest, by Ronald D. Cohen.

I noticed that in Baby, Let Me Follow You Down by Eric Von Schmidt and Jim Rooney, they have one of those weirdo maps (reflecting what people think) showing where all the folk music activity was talking place. Seattle and the Pacific Northwest in general are not even on it. There was a huge scene here in Seattle and another in Portland, Oregon, not to mention Bellingham, WA, and both Vancouver and Victoria, B.C.

I'm hoping that what I'm working on will help to repair that omission.

I think that John Ross, another Seattleite who posts here from time to time, is working on something, too;   something a bit more formal that what I'm writing.

Don Firth

P. S. I've lived here since I was nine years old, but I was born in Los Angeles. Does that make me an "artificial Seattleite?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:29 PM

"Baby, Let Me Follow You Down" is pretty good. I read it a couple of years ago. Bob Dylan's "Chronicles - Volume 1" is a stunning piece of writing, in my opinion. My God, what a memory for detail the man has! He also is very respectful and complimentary toward the many fine musicians who preceded him or were his contemporaries. His absolute love for the musical traditions and the whole scene, specially in the early days, comes through loud and clear. It's just a splendid book.

I'm not surprised there was a vibrant folk scene happening in the Pacific Northwest. It's always been a great area for that sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:20 PM

"That is an exceedingly attractive waffle, Bill. Let's see some more." -LH

"OhhhhNooooo, mr. bill." - Janie

well, Little Hawk...I have to SEE Janie at the Getaway in a few months, there may BE ugly waffles there for her to use against me. I guess I'd better try a new strategy to kill threads..


So, have I ever explained about logical fallacies used in arguments? Well....it seems that   
   
    Hey! No....get away with the duct tape...I have every right to mpph...ggll..NO..I'll...ugggmmmmmpppffff


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 08:24 PM

LOL! (snort!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 09:58 PM

I'm very glad that so many people are prepared to accept responsibility.


I thought it was just me being me.

I feel so much better now!


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 03:17 AM

It might be possible to add a stats program that would calculate this.

I think the relevant parameter would be to identify the last poster on each thread, count the number of last posts by that poster, then count the total number of posts by each poster (that can already be done) then the poster's kill ratio is the first number divided by the last.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 04:18 AM

THIS IS THE LAST POST....................O.K not for long but!


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: *daylia*
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 07:56 AM

I opened this alluring thread
To see who's tried to strike it dead
No one?   *gasp* MY turn! (she said)
Follow this, I'll eat my head.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: SharonA
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 08:22 AM

Let me follow, then, your post
For, of the threads, I kill the most.
But ere this one to death thou kickest,
Tell us all: who'd kill it quickest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,Igor Beevoar, Lab Assistant
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 09:57 AM

Honestly, Master, I don't want to KILL the thread, only to MAIM it a litle bit and watch it twitch, and maybe pull a leg off of it....

PLEASE can I, Master, PLEEEEEEEEZE?

What! You say these Folkies are "Anti-Maim" types and would frown on it? So what! I might even get a SONG written about me-That's what these people DO when they're angry!

I always WANTED a song about me, Master, even if nothing DOES rhyme with Igor. And torture is SO-O-O-O much fun. But you're no fun at all, Master!

Come on, Master, if torture WASN't fun, then why do treat ME this way, and at this lousy pay scale and health benefits program......


PLEEEEEEEEZE, I implore you!.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 10:48 AM

I can add more thread-killer methos to Bee-dubya-ell's interesting list.

The Please-Refer-to-My-Previous-Answer-Which-you-stdiously-avoided Method.

   Self-explanatory - don't know why.

The I-Quite-Agree-with-You Method.

   Works very well when in the midst of an apparent row. Best if the sgreement is genuine.

The Other Person's Methods method.

Sort of mental judo, where you use the other's own methods on themselves.

The Elephant-in-the-Room Method.

Where you mention the one thing everyone else is hoping no-one will mention because it'll ruin/undermine the continuing argument.

The Hypocrisy Method

Like the previous method, best used if it appears to apply to everyone else. Neat if you include yourself. Then you've shot the only fox in town.

The Esoteric Method.

Where you solve the problem of the thread by alluding to an area outside eveyone else's mindset. Helps, for this one, to be an alien.






       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 11:27 AM

KILL?

Perhaps all the salient comments are made at a certain point , but "killing" certainly has nothing to do with it figuratively or literally.

Quickest?

Be you a brown fox or the first to post a plane crashinging into the WTC on this forum, quickest not the defining requirment in communication.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 11:39 AM

The trouble is that with the prevalence of these spammers who randomly revive old threads to tell us all about the porno sites, aphrodisiacs, and prescription drugs we are missing...there's no guarantee that any thread will stay "dead" any longer (unless it has been permanently closed by a clone).


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 05:05 AM

Congratulations, LH, you w.............. oh.





    Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 06:44 AM

I think that the following post by an unnamed volunteer fellow poster was the most effective way to kill a thread quickly during the last year:

This Thread Is Closed.

Wolfgang (grinning nastily)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 07:46 AM

Surely it's me.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 08:46 AM

Let's hear more about those waffles...

Sonnet 1 of 2 to K Colleen



Sonnet 09/05/01                                DXLVIII

I read your words, and my dreams try to feel
The coolness of soft silk, and warmth of skin:
I would reach out, and with sweet kisses seal
My heart, that I might heart's desire win.
As soft, and subtle scented as a rose,
But without thorns, you pull me to your soul.
I touch, with lips and tongue, yet hope heart knows
How much these dreams can of my hopes take toll.
I reach to touch you, but words do not hold
The softness of your lips, nor feel of hair.
How can I taste skin, or let fingers fold
With yours, when only written words we share?
Would you, then, drive me crazy with desire
When distance and some years prevent love's fire?


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 09:44 AM

Here is the Last Post.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: skipy
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 10:25 AM

When the word "the end" appears & the sun sets over the horizon.
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 12:24 PM

The Last Post


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 01:05 PM

I was glad to see how many 'catters feel that they've killed (or "had the last word" in) more than their share of threads. I've had that experience too many times, and it's reassuring to know that I'm not the only one.

I've been participating only sporadically since August 29, 2005 (Katrina), so I haven't been finalizing as many discussions as I used to.

There have been a few instances when I may have satisfatorily summed up a discussion; I don't feel so bad about "thread-killing" in those cases.

But there seem to have been many more instances when I had truly hoped to get an answer, or to stimulate further discussion, only to be ignored and to see the thread drop down, down, and off the page, never to return.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 08:37 PM

I have managed the ultimate.

I typed in a thread starting post on a subject so boring that I fell asleep before I could press the submit button.

This thread must have fallen straight off the bottom without a single post from anyone, including me.

I CLAIM THE RECORD!

Strange......I can't seem to find it now.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: autolycus
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 01:41 AM

I've just discovered i can revive a 'dead' thread.

proof of life after death?






       Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

DIE, DAMN THREAD!

Charley Noble

Amazing spam!


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 11:26 AM

From a slightly 'warped' point of view...I believe we all share the final thread.........inasmuch as we have all said our piece and the thread is finally laid to rest by us all......if it weren't we would carry on contributing to it. So we 'share' the last post...OK?????????


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Subject: RE: BS: Whose posts kill a thread the quickest?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 11:33 AM

I don't think mine haven't killed threads exactly, but I have this bad habit of taking time to reflect upon a matter before knowing what I really think-- even though I THINK I know what I think as soon as I see the thread title. :~) But this habit of continuing to reflect has often brought me to add a thought to a thread that, as far as its other posters are concerned, has already run its course. So my "last post" is either stunning people with its revolutionary, amazing new viewpoint or, more likely, is not seen by the folks who just don't care about that topic any more.

~S~


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