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BS: Most stupid last thing people have said

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Subject: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: folk1e
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 08:59 PM

How about the Electricians last comment " F#*k it! It'll do."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:26 PM

"Hey, of course I can! You think I'm some sort of wuss?"

"Hell no, it's not loaded!"

"I've been crimpin' blasting caps with my teeth since Hector was a pup."

"Niiiiiiiice doggie."

"Just do what I do."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM

Jehova's witness woman trying to get me to take her bible tracts as I'm peeking out the door, in my night gown, holding the dog's collar so he would not bite her skinny ass. I politely said: "thanks, but I'm not interested." As she _threw_ the tract into the house (over my head) she said: "Let the dog read it."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Midchuck
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:36 PM

Cut-and-paste from Wikipedia article on General John Sedgwick - a Union commander in the (American) Civil War:

Sedgwick fell at the beginning of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, on May 9, 1864. His corps was probing skirmish lines ahead of the left flank of Confederate defenses and he was directing artillery placements. Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 09:45 PM

"I wonder what would happen if I lit this."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: bobad
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:08 PM

Hey guys, watch this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: pdq
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:21 PM

I've been picking mushrooms for years and these look real tasty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:27 PM

"Shit yeah, I kin drink a whole quart at one go!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM

I just had a good chuckle about the things y'all wrote. I started to laugh when it struck me I know people who've done most those things and I may have done a few myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:01 PM

Shee-it, Hardin, you couldn't out-draw my old granny!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Joe_F
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:24 PM

Give me a match. I think the tank is empty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 11:29 PM

Let's mix these things and see what happens .


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:30 AM

Now you tell me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Chip2447
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:43 AM

That fat assed biker is nothing...

The dog's bark is worse than his bite...

Awwww honey, put the gun down, she didn't mean anything to me...

What does this big red button do?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a trained professional, don't attempt this at home...

Oops!

Go ahead, He'll stop.

Bet ya I can do it.

That's Mike on accordion, Elizabeth on Bodhran, and I'm Ernie on the Banjo.

The bear is just trying to chase us off, that is a bluff charge.

Anything you can do I can do better.

Look ma, No hands.

he's more afraid of you than you are of him.

Chip


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:45 AM

That sure sums it up, Chip.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 03:27 AM

Nah, it'll never get through that!

When the pin is out, Mr Grenade is not our friend.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:21 AM

"I think I will have one of Bellamy's pork pies" - UK prime minister - Disreli I think.
"Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: greg stephens
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:37 AM

One of the Pitts, and veal, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:58 AM

veal meat again, don't know........... had to be said


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 12:02 PM

Don't use that kind of language in front of my girlfriend, Mr Dillinger.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 02:11 PM

"Let's wade across, It couldn't be very deep; it's only up to here on those ducks."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:12 PM

Is the white or the black wire the hot one?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:31 PM

Naw...it won't bite


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:38 PM

If I remember correctly . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: alanabit
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM

"Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde. I shall have to check that one Mr.Red, but I think it was actually Palmerston. Oscar Wilde was reputed to have said, "Either that wallpaper must go or I will!" It was still a pretty good exit line!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: alanabit
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:52 PM

Palmerston.
Oscar Wilde.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 04:59 PM

I'm sure the ice s safe


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 05:06 PM

I'm going to cheat death!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:26 PM

"A voice in my head was telling me what to do and when to do it".


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:38 PM

Hey Eugene, reckon we can get on 'Police, Camera, Action' with this stunt?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 06:41 PM

"Go away, I'm all right".    Herbert George Wells.

Oh Shiiiiiittttttt!   Various people.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:35 PM

True story in this week's news. Man and his live-in girlfriend were doing lots of illegal drugs. Had a fight. He stabbed her in the heart with a paring knife. At the trial, his lawyer asks the jurors, "Do you really believe such a little cut could kill a person?"

They did.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 07:54 PM

Billy Bob to his friend Jimmy Joe: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Lin


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 08:24 PM

Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.
Executed in electric chair, Florida.
~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: HuwG
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM

Voltaire, on being asked by the priest whether he renounced the Devil and all his works:

"This is no time to make fresh enemies!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Midchuck
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 09:37 PM

HuwG, With all respect, I don't think that was stupid at all. Makes very good sense.

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Neil D
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM

"hey fellas, check this out"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 11:10 PM

Oh, Katie... just sit back and relax... I've driven this road thousands of times.

Helllloooooo... ... ...is anybody home?

Come quick everybody! Have a look... I've discovered how to induce fusion right here in my own little basement labratory!

Holy Cow! That huge shimmering thing just landed right over there in the 'Toys R Us' parking lot without a even a sound... and it doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before... Stay in the car, dear... (grabs camera out of the glove box)... I'm going to go get a closer look...


That's funny... I've never heard a hampster growl like this little one does...


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM

Hey, Warder! Any news on my Pardon from the Governor?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:49 AM

King Harold at Hastings " watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that "

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 08:56 AM

No, I never drive one before, but I'd like to try..


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Emma B
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM

I'll get everyone in the frame if I just take a step back.

darn! I did that one:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 12:21 PM

What's this for?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: 3refs
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 12:29 PM

Hockey game.

Coach: Ref, that was goal!

Ref: Sorry Coach, the puck never crossed the goal line.

Coach: Yes it did! Go ask the fans, they'll tell ya!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:45 PM

I'll just tug on his tail, that should get him out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:46 PM

Nah, it's not as far away as it looks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,ED
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 05:48 PM

Let's see what happens if we rev her up a bit more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:02 PM

I kin lick every man in this bar!

What did that manual say now? Cut the red wire, I think it was....

Dang, I'll betcha the fuse went out!

Aw, c'mon. It's ain't nearly as deep or as swift as it looks!

Of COURSE that board will hold me!

Sheeee-it, I ain't chicken!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM

"We're outa vodka? Shit, there's some alcohol in the bathroom cupboard...we can mix it with gatorade!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: annamill
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:13 PM

Oh, my pitbull's just tryin' to be friendly...


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: folk1e
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:59 PM

You talkin' to ME?

Now was that 6 shots or seven? Do you feel lucky punk?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 09:17 PM

Sure, the ice is plenty thick


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 11:04 PM

Sure, I can jump that little bit of a gap!

Of COURSE the rope will hold!

Rotten ice? That's just a little bit of overwash, that's all.

I can bail faster'n the boat can fill.

Bad horse, nothin'...hell, I kin ride anything on four legs!

Just get going fast enough and you'll clear the rocks. Like this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 11:26 PM

Hold this beer and watch.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:28 AM

She: "Honey, does this *** make me look fat?"

Stupid He: "Well ... compared to what?"

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 08:46 AM

Hey, I can get it all cleaned up before she gets home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Eye Lander
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 08:55 AM

BBC Radio Two programme. The Organist Entertains! IMHO only, no wish to offend anyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Michael
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 02:09 PM

The Organist Entertains- An oxymoron?

Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 03:25 PM

"I'll jusk kick the snow out, that will free her up".


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 03:26 PM

Let'see, if we cut a notch on this side, the tree should fall away from us.Yea, that's it, I remember now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Nickhere
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 03:27 PM

This is not exactly the most stupid LAST thing someone said, but it's pretty thick all the same, and it's a true story. I saw in one of today's newspapers that a man was arrested in Dublin for shooting another man dead. When the police arrested him, they told him eyewitnesses had placed him at the scene of the crime. He immediately retorted (I kid you not) "That's bullshit! I was wearing a balaclava and gloves at the time!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 03:30 PM

She asked me to wear a condom.

I said, no way, it's like walking in the summer with galoshes on. Anyway, I know her very well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: robomatic
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:10 PM

"Too many zeros on that voltage sign!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: bankley
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 04:26 PM

are you sure these bungee cords aren't too long ?

I usually pack my own 'chute, but I didn't have time today.

which one of you biker faggots wants a piece of me ?

naw, this aluminum ladder doesn't conduct electricity

It's okay, I saw a high-steel worker do this once

isn't this just the cutest litle Grizzly cub


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 05:20 PM

"It ain't over till it's over!"

"I just wanna go the distance..."

Somehow Sylvester Stallone is the perfect person to utter both those lines.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM

So the can is swolen,with a big bump on the side, Big deal. I've eaten food from cans like this plenty of times before. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 08:54 PM

No need to go through all the trouble of putting the boom down...we're only driving across the road, and we won't be anywhere NEAR the high-voltage lines.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,JTT
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:00 PM

Heinrich Heine, asked on his deathbed if he thought God would forgive all his great sins:

"Mais oui, c'est son metier!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM

It's people who don't forgive. Trust me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:05 PM

The doctor asked the great jazz drummer, Buddy Rich, "Buddy, is anything bothering you?" Buddy answered, "Country music!"====and he died!

That's for real!

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 09:06 PM

I wonder how he would have felt if he'd lived long enough to hear Rap and Heavy Metal?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:12 PM

Hold on,I tkink we can make it


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:14 PM

Just tie the pop-off valve down and we can beat that other boat, sure!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:22 PM

I never use those safety harnesses, they just get in the way


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:24 PM

Who ever gets down to the ski lodge last buys a round of beers


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:25 PM

Could I have my hamberger rare?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 09 Oct 07 - 10:26 PM

Don't worry about how long it was in the fridge or the best before date, it's fine to eat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 02:01 AM

"Watch me beat that train to the crossing..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 03:19 AM

What fucking iceberg ? [ Captain of the Titanic ]

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 06:12 AM

Hello...great thread!

"I feel better now!" (quoted by Spike Milligan)

"That's that...bears live in caves!"

"Now this is the Total War button... and this one next to it is the door to the washroom. Or is it the other way around?" (Both by cartoonist, Styx).

Best wishes,

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 10:39 AM

""Watch me beat that train to the crossing..""
One of my uncles died very young, before my time, in the remains of a Hupmobile; those may very well have been his last words.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 10:53 AM

Do it for God and Country.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 11:12 AM

"Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!"

                -Admiral Farragut


except it worked! ....well, except for one ship...


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 11:36 AM

"Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!"

Having served a hitch in the Navy, I've long suspected that that quote may have been softened from the original "Fuck the torpedoes.."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 11:41 AM

We need some kindling.
I'll hold this stick, if you cut it up with the axe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Midchuck
Date: 10 Oct 07 - 12:48 PM

"I'll hold the nail, and when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer."

Peter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: folk1e
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 05:29 PM

Oh Sh1t!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 05:31 PM

Yeah...I figure that "Oh, SHIT!!!" is definitely the most common last statement around, at least in the English language.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 06:03 PM

Here, let ME show you how to use dynamite!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 06:31 PM

"Hell, don't be so chicken...it's just a little nitro."

"I wonder if I could use this bullet to replace that headlight fuse..."



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 08:01 PM

I know what I'm doing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 08:29 PM

Hell, it's intuitive with me. I don't need to read the instructions.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 07 - 08:32 PM

Don't tell ME what to do!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Alba
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:43 PM

I wonder where the mother bear is?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 10:06 PM

I wonder how they make a profit on this stuff at four bucks a quart....


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 09:19 AM

"I can lick any number of Indians." George A. Custer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 09:30 AM

Oh, fer chrissakes! It's a garage and it's St. Valentine's day! What can happen?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 01:30 PM

"EEEE-YAAAAAUUUUAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!"

(uttered by numerous hunters and other such people who have made the mistake of bothering a grizzly bear, a lion, a tiger...) Now, I don't know if it's precisely a stupid thing to say or not, but it is generally the last thing they say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 09:39 PM

Brain surgeon..."Ooops."


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Mrrzy
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 09:48 PM

No, it's not Oh Shit here in the South - it's "Hey Bubba! Watch this!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 05:38 PM

"I wonder if I could use this bullet to replace that headlight fuse..."

A genuine one this, and it won the moron a Darwin award, despite the fact that he survived.

Seems he removed himself from the human gene pool because the fuse holder was aligned directly with his reproductive bits.

Makes yer eyes water just thinking about it.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: kendall
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 04:32 PM

Natural selection?


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Greg B
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 05:23 PM

They say the most common two words uttered prior to a fatal
small airplane accident are 'Watch this!'


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: bubblyrat
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 03:07 PM

I KNOW that Waylon has had some misgivings, but I"m telling y"all, flying is real safe nowadays ! ( Buddy Holly )


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: folk1e
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 03:41 PM

"You and who's army?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 05:31 PM

"You're mistaken, Don/Ron/Teribus/Bearded Bruce/etc...and that is definitely the last word on the matter, because I know there is nothing further you can possibly think of to rebut what I have said." ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 06:58 PM

SHEE-it, that ol' tank car is empty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 07:04 PM

"And so is this gas can..."

"Say, I can't see what level the battery fluid is at here. Anyone got a match or a lighter handy?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Canberra Chris
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 08:51 PM

On a very nasty final descent into Heathrow Airport in appalling weather, the plane was struck by lightning. My only concern at the time was to come up with my last one-liner. It did make my travelling companion laugh, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 07 - 12:11 AM

Ouch! Can you describe what it was like being in a plane struck by lightning?


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