BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...

Subject: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:09 PM

This just in...

With the TV Writers out on strike, Chongo Chimp and his Buds have been hired to fill in...

"Fill in, my butt", Chongo was overheard saying. "We'll kick their sapeien butts back to Space Odessy for a rematch that that will make the crap they have been putting on TV look good. And that's hard to do."

When asked about scabs being brought in to write fir TV, a spkesman for the union only had one thing to say and that was "Bring it on".

Hmmmmmm, "Misssion Accomplished" can't be far behind, can it???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:13 PM

Goddamn scabs!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:19 PM

When Chongo gets involved, things happen. This oughta be good.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:29 PM

Yeah, I just keep thinking of the possibilities myself... Take "Survivor" for inastance... Boy, things gonna be different when Chongo and Co. work out a deal with the California Department of Corrections to have Charles Manson in the cast next year... Eoooweeeee, looking forward to that Survivor... Word on the street is that they will be filmin' it back at Charlie's farm... This one oughtta be good...

Good work C.C. and Gang...

And that's just for starters...

How about June Cleaver as a crack head???

Oh yeah... Gonna be good...

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: John Hardly
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:29 PM

I'm guessing he won't save all of Hollywood. Prolly just remakes of Tarzan films and the like. Maybe Bomba Jungle Boy films too.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 09:38 PM

Chongo would have Bomba get eaten by the cannibals...he detests Bomba. But I think you're dead right about the Tarzan thing. And then there's Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Count on a whole series of Sheena films. Chongo goes for babes in skimpy loincloths in a big way.

Say, Bobert, you seriously need to read the more recent posts on your "critique" thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Sorcha
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 12:37 AM

So, are we gonna have naked apes on the telly now?
Chimp Babes!
Chimp reality shows! Yea! (go ahead, try to steal that last banana, you sucker....)
Chimp dating games?
Ape Trivia?
The Secret History of Chimpanzees?
Chimps in the Sacred Temple of the Golden Globes?
Last Chimp Standing!
The Ape Who Saved the Planet!
Chimps Reveal the True End of the World!
Secrets of the Chimpanzee Brotherhood
10 Steps to Ape Enlightenment
Who Survived the Circus?
Was Washoe really literate?

I could get into this in a big way!
Go Chongo!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Slag
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 01:18 AM

It's about time. I'm so sick of the drivel H-wood has been cranking out. They had only ONE writer and a thousand plagerists as it was. We're glad to see you Chongo and, yes, that IS a banana in my pocket.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:35 AM

I really like the sound of "Last Chimp Standing".

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:42 AM

Let's Make A Chimp!
Chimp Trek
Battlestar Chimpactica
Chimp of Fortune
Chimp or No Chimp
Chimp of the Hill
South Chimp
C[himp]-Span
CSI: Monkey Island

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 04:31 PM

Chimpaholics Anonymous!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:42 PM

I still say he's a union-busting scab.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: San Francisco Bill
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 12:35 AM

Who is kidding who here? There is another hotbed of scripts and movie-making. Bollywood, India. They make more movies there than Hollywood does. They have been waiting for this for years.

Our screenwriting has already left our shores. Hey, movies are now an International business. How far of a leap is it to move the production and writing offshore?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 12:43 AM

Then, how far is it to Out Species screen writing?
I think that is what it should be called. We have out sourcing, why not out speci-ing?

Just think, films and shows from the Monster's point of view!

Oh, look honey! What shall we do with this fine human for dinner tonight? The Lion Cooks Tonight!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Chimp Rescues Hollywood...
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 05:05 AM

Why stop there?

There's the Pan-Galactic Writers' Guild waiting in the wings and headquartered in the Aldebaran system.