BS: Shane?

Subject: BS: Shane?
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 02:29 PM

Does anyone know how Shane is preparing to survive the coming winter?
I'm concerned for the lad.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 03:58 PM

They tend to keep jails fairly warm so if he does his usual he will be fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 05:47 PM

Hey. Winter is the best time to be in jail. That's how many of us survive. As long as the judge is a cool guy.

Eddy the Bum (on gnu's computer... Dale's new best friend.. he let me in)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Riginslinger
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 02:09 PM

I thought Shane was a movie.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 02:23 PM

Ah yes......How well I remember.............................




Shane!!!



SHANE!!!




SHANE!!!

SPAW DON'T NEED YOU SHANE!!!

SHANE!!!Don't come back Shane.....

SHANE!!!!

SHANE!!!!!!

GET FUCKED SHANE!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 02:35 PM

Spaw, it seems that you're getting him confused with Stella!!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 03:38 PM

No Ebbie........At the end of the Alan Ladd cowboy movie "Shane," the kid (Brandon De Wilde) calls out after Shane to return as Alan Ladd rides off toward the mountains. Its one of the most famous endings in Hollywood but also one of the most parodied. I hate it. In an otherwise very good cowboy flick, it just stinks. I want to yell too but more along the lines of "Come back Shane and shoot this little fucker!"

LOL

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 03:51 PM

I always felt that way too about the little kid in "Shane", Spaw. Exactly that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Wesley S
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 04:02 PM

It makes you wonder what type of whiner that little kid grew up to be.......

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Skivee
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 04:03 PM

I always just wanted to slap everybody involved with that ending.

But has Shane watched "Shane"?
Maybe that's what happened to the boy. Maybe he couldn't live up to the onscreen image and it just crushed him. Sent him down the wrong path. Twisted his thinking. Rumpled his feathers. Shook his world.
Made him question his basic assumptions about his place in the universe.
Shane, won't you tell us?...Shane?.........Shane?........SHANE?.......SHANE?????

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 04:20 PM

Flip ME!!! And FlIP YOUSE! All of youse! I am doin' just fine, eh? I am the king here. I flippin' kid you not. Artixes and the boys have been teachin' me everything I need to knows to save the flippin' Yunivearse so's you flipheads can go on drinkin' yer crummy Americaan beer and flippin' the dog all day long! Yeah, that's right! No word of a flippin lie, eh? I will save all yer sorry asses and then returne in flippin' tryumph to have my reward, eh? The girls will be linin' up waitin' for ME.

Just wait and flippin' see.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 04:26 PM

"Shane" has been taken, and is being fattened up by, a star-faring race called "The Greys." He will undoubtedly be eaten. Unless...the "Shane" who nearly perished in a pit of chickenshit on chicken farm outside of Mayo, YT last summer is actually THE "Shane" and in that case he's in a mental hospital in, I believe, SK or MB.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane?
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 05:02 PM

Brandon De Wilde was killed while riding his motorcycle to a play in which he was performing (Butterflies Are Free) in Colorado in 1972....age 30.

Spaw