Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!

Subject: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 10:42 AM

Alarm of hunter.

40 things long year for us as that person egg ten:00 bedspreads.
Long it becomes the Cumberland assistant.
And two 40 years is the gruel l thing in cry of distress.
The car will grow on former of reputation of his certificate.
The broadcloth of scarlet will be wrong and it did not decorate.
Eye white buckskin.
The grey of usual Skidded was his clothing.
And he hazard a day, the show which is not wore hazard it.

Singing together.

The alarm of the hunter is silent now.
Compared to at bank above Ellen.
Compared to above will we listen to the echo which it is wild?
The sound o'erCaldews which is clear roaring which is dark.

When the darkness is stimulated her very frame in our surroundings.
And non-by us who are rolled home it hits and it bids.
Our children will talk, "the father talks to us.
It is noble and wise and cyan the some talk peels."
And we them of the Renter and will talk to the king.
Up lid it sprouts and it takes kick it takes and kick sound difficulty.
As it peels the fox with in the circumference of them.
This Carrack of too much melody.
And with view it will be wrong from smell and it drove.

From some time Bathwater in Skidded.
With Isle, Bewailed and Whitefield.
We ran fast the madman together.
Following tracks cyan the shell.
And us also the map to hunt in different one thing it did not know and it won but.
When the hand of the flag us the fruit it will produce bidding old age until.
We only that s step rats and will think in the sibling.
And cyan the shell tracking think the thing.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:07 AM

Writes down me. On copper family.

Writes down me, above ye strength.
The first creation loves person.
I eat the diamond in mine eye.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.

I will give you the gold, I will give you the pearl.
If you can imagine me, my girl.
I will be putting on rich expensive long gown.
If you can imagine me, I dear.
If you can imagine me, I dear.

This will not be your gold I entices.
Stops the pleasure is the wife.
For me did not mean or does not care for the basis.
Is in any young people's telephone...

Then is your way, you despise ¹ó¸¾ÈË.
Because you had proven the vacation, I will prove same.
Is not nice to me, but I discovered.
Certain other fair maids to my brains...

Oh, stop over, the young people, are not in on are hasty.
You will be afraid your time to waste as if.
Let the reason rule your mobile brains.
And your I proved the type...

So church they extremely next day go.
And has married by the request, was similar to me to hear the word.
So ¼´È» the girl she is his wife.
She proved he is comfortable day and night...

That now he troublesome and was sorrowful will be the past.
He was joyful and has comfortably come finally.
That girl always said nay to him.
She proved he is comfortable at night and the day..

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Nerd
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:19 AM

Are these translated into another language and then translated back using translation software? You can get some funny stuff that way too!

Like the following, using babelfish to go from English to Greek and back, which is actually remarkably understandable apart from the untranslatable words...

Existed three individuals
came out from the west,
their chances for in order to try
also these three individuals
made a serious oath
John Barleycorn to die
They've that orgw'cike should,
they've sparme'nos,
they've this threw in the clods above in his head
and these three individuals made a serious oath
John Barleycorn was deads

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM

Folly, Bendigo

1. Finally, I get inside of a fall morning
We heard some of the aristocratic sport
Some of the duke of Wellington, the company's co-worker
But today at the early stages of the preview -KEMASU night.

Chorus:
It was stupid, Bendigo, lord - o
Travelers behind never got to see him.
HORUBURUKKUTA, working and girls Bonnie jover
They want him to find a Hound Dog.

2 - youth, in addition to being the first Fox
His trial began just
He is a straight path to the present report
He said 'Young super Takashi Takashi
He is the lowest long-term stay in the Young
I think that 'freedom to find a development there forever login.

3. Then, the old non-Fox,
Fast owner of a trial
He is a straight path to the current river
In addition, he jumped out from the Fox
However, his hunting dog if you have a surge after
Traveling to the straited his 0 won.

4 - to look over the valley
However, soon to come back
Fox and Hound Dog never fails
Today from 12 months,
To say that listening to the owner since
Following shark, I will forever be brave dog.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:36 AM

All of the natural appearance of the morning Magic Gay
I return to the streets of your brave boys horse
First and foremost is to treat Harry Fishing
Action is not a moment to spare

Chorus:
Shark fishing is fair in the morning, even dogs
The brave boy - fishing, rabbit

Century is a lively way to seize seems smooth
This word of caution musicals Mary hound dog
Beard found in the field under the lights during yon who is
Shark fishermen are now viewed cry mechanism, we are moving

Chorus

Now, along with hunting dogs before you see where to go eyes and ears
We are tired of the massive face
Oh, we are not in the trenches and boundary stakes
Our commitment to the world at the same time as a hound dog

Chorus

Glory and how to impose the death of voices together
This is a century and a chorus of cries of a hound dog
It's all good health and a long life, fishermen
Valentine's wife and the blessings occur whois

Chorus

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:44 AM

Your fault Happy, you've done it now...

John Kane straw you do?

Are you with Keane, John straw coat so gay?
John Kane, Are you with the bark on brakes?
You need the crust away at the time, John Kane, Alan
His century, and said Horne with Sarah

When the first line, Was me, the sound of bullets in the town of Horn my bed
Call me, and said movement led of times
For all of the bark hollow will wake the dead
From his hideout in the morning or Fox

Voice death Twickenham you clear?
Her son, Ken, do you think peerless
You need to Ken with his last breath Fox
While they all died the morning of the curse?

Yes, I peeled Hemingway, Paul, John, Ruby also
Bellman and True, property Ranter
Drag from Chase, and Chasm's view,
Given Death in the morning

I am often followed by John peeled away and all
O'er the fence and gate and the Bar Association user Rasper
Benton scratch mere wound to the low-hole
For Division in the morning when we Brush

Then peeled my heart and soul: John
This year, fill, fill it Fullness Sultanate
We look forward to the next John straw throe fair or error throe
While the owner of the century, and we waked in the morning

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: s&r
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 11:57 AM

Abdul Abulbul Amir
The sons of prophet were hardy and bold,
and is sufficient unaccustomed in order to fear,
but tell the bravest of these was man,
4 named Abdul Of abulbul Amir.
This son of desert, in the aroused battle,
could spit 20 people on its spear.
Terrible creature, and sober and soused was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
When is necessary man in order to encourage van,
either to isvesti foe from the the zadego, or to the storm redoubt, they had only to shout for Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Will heroes in the abundance and people znannye to fame in the troops were conduct tsar;
But the bravest of these was man by name Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. It could imitate Irving, play Euchre and sklozhit' together and carry out on the Spanish guitar.
In actuality, sufficiently slivk of the command of muscovite was Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Ladies, is which everything they fell in love its its, rivals were several; It could drink them all under advokatskya class.
As gallant or tank, there were no one, it was which necessary to erect in a number with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
One day this boldest Russian did load his gun and did put on its truculent center of city sneer,
was which it it did go, where it did tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir
"young person" quoth Bulbul, "life did grow by such dull that you were anxious to finish your career? Vile infidel! Know, you tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir."
"so taking your last view on sunshine and brook sends your regrets to the tsar; by this I imply you to the ides to die, Mr. Ivan skavinsky Skivar."
Quoth Ivan, "my friend, your notes, at the end, avail you but a little, I is which I fear, for you ne'er will maintain in order to repeat their living, Ghana Abdul Of abulbul Of amir!"
After this, this bold mameluke drew it trusty chibouque with the cry "Allah Akbar!" And from the intention to complete murder, it ferociously went for Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
After this, they parried and thrust and they side-stepped cursed ' to their blood it would fill large tank.
Fellows philologist, who rarely crack jokes, they speak that hash it was first made on that spot.
They warred completely that nochu, ' neath pale yellow moon; Din, it was heard from afar; And large multitudes arrived; therefore was large fame Abdul and Ivan Skivar.
In proportion to knife Abdul's of dlinniy extracted life - in actuality, it it was shouting "Huzzah!" - - he felt it struck by the fact wily Kalmuck, counting Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Sultan governed by in its krasno1-breasted fly,
expecting that victor cheered up; But he only drew nigh in order to hear the last sigh Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Tsar Petrovich, too, in his blue of spectacles went upward in its new uvenchivannom automobile.
He arrived exactly in the time to exchange by last line with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. -.
zvuca4 splash from danube was loud the heard meadows o'er
Resounding afar; It arrived of the carbine of insert close to tail end Ivan Skavinsky Skovar.
There will be the lifts of the tomb upward where of the blue danube it passes;
It is engraved there in the natures clearly;
"stranger ampere-hour, passing, if you please prays for soul Abdul Abulbul Amir." Muscovite maiden it lone vigil holds,
"Neath the light of pale polar star;
And name it murmurs as oft in proportion to it cries will be Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

Stu

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 12:36 PM

16 tons. M. Earl Travel is.


Certain people said a person is manufactured the out putty.
A pitiful person is manufactured out muscle ' the n blood...
Muscle and the blood and the skin and the bone.
Is the weak brains and is strong behind.

Chorale Society.

You load 16 tons and shady to obtain?
Other day older ' deeply in debt.
Disciple Peter douche tells the cause which I ' I is unable.
I owe my soul to company stoop '.

If yaw hears me to approach ' a yaw better withdrawal.
The lotto person is not ' the lotto person dies.
With steel fist each ' other steel.
If is correct you to Don ' the etch then left will.

I am born morning ' when the sun has not shone.
Reorganizes my shovel and I goes to the ore.
16-ton number nine coals which loads.
And straw boss said that, "is very good, blesses my soul!"

I am born morning in the under fine rain ' rain.
Fights ' and the trouble is my middle name.
I am trained pursued in the cane stem break by ' old ' mama.
Is not the high tone woman pushes I.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 03:52 AM

Van Incoherence Fishermen

When the disciples are obliged famous incoherence
I have my country to deploy Masters in seven years
It quickly got to know it and artificially hearing Yorkshire
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

I ambushed a convoy of development
'Twas then to spy a bird guard, so you have to be careful did
Now the struggle and wrestling who's, I jump to the other boy
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

As soon as his bodyguards four or five discovery
Taking 'weather - another measure, just because we live beaver arrest
Harry, we are alive and my child has been through direct advertising agencies
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

We are shoulder to the next floor of my house
Jesus is our neighbour's house, and sold it to the Crown
He sold our crown, my children and I did not tell you where
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

The success of respect from the men every mountain incoherence
All of the successful fishermen to sell Harry hopes-
Unfortunately sell their monastery, every Guard is not a bird,
Ah, 'this the season for my joy flashing during the night ..

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 04:01 AM

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
All good time o'er
GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
Little darling not the place does not need

Let's pray to God I was born
The childhood death, or when
Your enemy is not sparkling blue engine
Lie on your language, or to hear

Turtle doves, who is, and is not showing
Pine and flew the pine
His genuine love of mourning
I also grieve for my country

It is not, please refer to the train who is
He said "at least one week
I belong to his true love,
Never again

Turtle Dove, who's See,
Flynn 'Pine, Pine,
It is true love of her grief,
I like mine a memorial.

A tree does not know "But pectin 'nose,
Under the blue sky,
I am fully aware, "sesame" I met you,
How can you love, love the five failures.

My true love of speaking,
That is something I would like to talk about her case,
This is a call to leave wasting 'time
Running 'and some other NOKI KORIMASHITA round.

I return to his true love back to
Stay with me,
Friends think about the world's attention to the lawyer
Actually I have a friend

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 06:19 AM

Beside finally dances for me. Apple, Shuman.

You can dance.
Each dance and person.
Who gives you the eye?
Let him take you to be tight.
You can smile.
Each smiles for she grasps your hand person.
' Neath pale moonlight.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, mmmm.

Oh, I knew (oh, I know).
Music fine.
Likely light sparkling wine.
Obtains your pleasure.
The wrong extension and hard cock oils makes.
Smiles and sings.
But works as we are alone.
Do not give you heart any person.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, the mmmm.

Baby, you knew I love you not so.
Cannot you feel it when we contact.
My will never, never lets you go.
I love your oh, extremely.
You can dance (you to be able to dance).
Goes to and the continuation. '
Goes until the night.
And is the time goes.
If he asked if you are all alone.
Can he adopt you?
You to have to tell him no family?
The ' cause did not forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and comes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me.

---- Is helpful the interlude ----.'

Cause not to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and goes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me, outside mmmm.
Finally dances for me.
And the mummy excessive smoke.
Beside finally dances for me, hmmmm.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 06:40 AM

I myself was a difficult time finding
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission
And my time in the dark
She is standing before me,
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

And good people, broken
Living in the rest of the world's consent
There will be an answer
Permission
Yereuljiman parted in the whois inquiry
They still have the opportunity to see a murder case
There will be an answer
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Yes, there will be the answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

When night cloudy
Use light or I,
Tomorrow's brilliance
Permission
I woke up to The Sound of Music
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
There will be an answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked+ Thesaurus!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 07:50 AM

Here Santa Claus comes.

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
Vixen and suddenly bombarded and completely it Ran.
' On the bugle pull out.
Kookily ring ', the children of peas '.
Everything is homosexual and vividly.
Hang her socks and reason Santa Claus say you your prayers '.
Who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It has bags filled with the play goods.
For the boys and devout shook again.
Clampers the Jingle of those bells sleigh.
OH- beautiful Antiserum.
So hop into the bed and cover your head.
' Treason Santa Claus, who he comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It does not worry itself, if you are them richly or plonks.
He loves you exactly this Santa Claus.
Whom he knows that we are by all set Gods.
The entire model T is correct.
Thus you fill your hearts with jeering Christmas.
'Treason Santa Claus, who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It arrives completely around, if bell plays outside clips.
Which morning is Christmas again?
Peace on the mass arrives at all.
It we follow exactly the light.
Prevented so owing to Pliability to the lord above.
This Santa Claus comes this evening!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 11:24 AM

English-Russian-English

THE KNOWN SONG OF PIG (Chlarke the van Of ness, notes F Of yuenri Of klichkmann)

' Twas evening during October, I acknowledge to me not was sober,
I was carting domestic load with manly the pride,
hen my feet began to stutter and I fell in gutter,
and pig arrived upward and lay down by my side.
After this, 4 to treasure there in gutter and my heart was to all -.PORXAET,
to lady, passing by, made chance to say: "you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

After this, I heard tenderly mooing, it it was as pigeon cooing
as domestic vozvrashchayushch cow stopped into its its stride,
and eyes they were large and tender; its expression sentimental,
in proportion to it made a curtsey of low- and sat downward by my side.
I saw its eyelids to flutter after this, and break was lowered in gutter,
the owner of cow it was loud she said in proportion to: "leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.


After this, the moon began to shine in that old gutter 4 vozleubezhal inside,
dumayushch of the weakness of chelovecheskya the society,
when dog sat downward near me, and I thought it it arrived to chide me,
to it tenderly licked stubble on my side.
In gutter, fixed to vozleubezhat', 4 beginnings "sweet Adeline- ING,"
thus far the dog raised upward on its head it was loud in order to pursue;
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

Downward clatter arrived from the street, and tenderly pitter-.pitter-patter,
in proportion to the pair of goats along gutter broke into a run;
And it seemed that Billy it knew me, because he rapidly drew to me,
until his husband munched on the empty sardine can.
Then again my IMP of ul's fluttered, and my heart was soft as oil;
To goat Nanny, unto its mating part, he said:
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

After this, 4 beginnings to inside mutter and I raised upward from gutter,
after this I despondently went about my lonely road;
I was tired, sick and busted; 4 it was actually sufficiently it opostylet,
and I was vowed to sign pledge which very day.
For each humble, lowly to creature, large lesson it can learn ya
as learned one thus far I in position gutter;
In the tavern, make not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

By jaunt away, it goes for a walk away,
for the "horrors" there will be awful the price,
it is which necessary to pay,
in the tavern, it makes not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

CODA
Now posledn I thought that I I will end my to drink. 4 to ides to leave from viskia, beer and grog,
because not it will be comfort, but only aggravation,
you cannot even find friendship with hog.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM

He Chocolate hand roars WILLIE. Tingles van Robert,

Chocolate hand, Willie, a roars which is stopped to the fair.
For defender fiddle his.
Purchase some others truths.
But leaving wigs his fiddle.
Its eye of the gleam of the crack of sauté.
And chocolate hand, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.

Willie, come sell to his fiddle., sell its fine of sae of fiddle!
Willie, come sell his fiddle.
And a wine buys of the point!
If I fiddle Miss Sale.
The chain me would think only crazy era.
For moony a day ranting.
Fiddle and I have had Miss.

Such as the cam of I hook Allan.
Kike Cannily of kike I the summer.
Chocolate hand, Willie roars.
Sit in placa-board in yon went.
In yon enter to worry about.
And between companies of the Girl Guides.
Chocolaty handout, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:23 AM

Beating The Bottom Of Men

And then you come to all the young comrades of the sea,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
And pray for me to pay attention and listen,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


I am only in the deep sea water in Hong Kong,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
If keeping a close eye on some grog, the first to sing songs and to determine the standards,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'When the first line, and I have my Baller Twas the first black Africans working hours,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
I lost my prime minister in the Black Baller,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller ready to fulfill If the Sea
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Viewed from the perspective of your laughter is desired Split scene of the killings.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Along with the reformers and tailors, and all soljers
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Room provided by the black of the prime minister gongeule the right.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller is clear land,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Then, the word is the command us our gimsamrye
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


"Radius Blow," is crying, "the citizens of the rest!
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Or, will help with my Toe shoes! "
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis in the left corner, Starboard deck will be walking,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
"Kicking for Jack" Williams, a black gongeulhapnida leadership.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Attention to orders, and now you Kamel,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
There are over flying rights for the black ball.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:18 AM

Dunno about spelcheking but I definately heard a few 'strumpets will sound' last Saturday during our performance of the Messiah!

LTS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:53 AM

Audible mangles??

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 06:47 AM

Swing Low, Sweet Basket

Do not

Swing low, sweet basket,
The first time I to do the following:
Swing low, sweet basket,
Following the first move.

Jordan, I can see that at least we can see?
The first time I to do the following:
Band of angels to me,
Following the first move.

Do not

And then, if I did not accept and
The first time I to do the following:
I have all my friends to talk.
Following the first move.

Do not

Sometimes, sometimes I quit,
The first time I to do the following:
I still feel the spirit of God obligations,
Following the first move.

Do not

Bright, today, I said, has nothing to do with you,
The first time I to do the following:
Jesus Christ is my guilt, a waste of money,
Following the first move.

Do not

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:00 AM

I promotion
(Clarke / Hikes / Nash)- The Thorny Plant Parties

Payment of straw, and I pay straw

When we have a simple Our Games in school
I may have a role in monitoring a security guard
Then, in the age of the boys and rulers with Performances
What you want to do is magic

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Will you always be a special one for me,
Quite independently, the absolute attention
If you are aging, it loses its magic
Where is the magic disappear

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Even you, as a woman, like me, (so that a woman like me)
, (Even), will be (even), a woman like me, (for example: a woman I)

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

People live and learn, but, in this case, and that he was still learning
Teachers will use my mind
The lesson of the case, with me, I saw this sign
Then other people say that these votes, and we will

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

I promotion

I promotion

I promotion

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 AM

Hornpipe bone of calculation.

On port to wall in the helmet of sailor.
Old, old person with the old grey tomcat.
And it dreams entire day about the time, which it was twirled.
In hornpipe sailor entirely around the peace.
Before it there was much slow-acting yr.
When it began on the high-speed, the finger of leg.
For to win the price of silver zeros tossing they.
It is which peace around the dance.

In the country of France they became and as d'ye -.
For the old bones Billy it did not be able parlyvoo.
And people started themselves completely.
Along their helmet of sailor further.
And its zips tarred and its dancing tomcat of free flight.
From France to the homosexual Parsee.
Frenchmen began to cry, "la, la! Louis, oui!
Oh -, it wins the price of silver zeros toast.
If it dances peace all around ".
Then from port wall it began its dance.
And it accepted road on the road to France.

And its old grey tomcat, because they fell in love thus such.
Hornpipe further to the part of the end made.
Also to the finger of leg.
They danced to the platform and seventeen brigs.
With hornpipe first and after this tightened.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.
After this, ye the weeks, and months grew by length.

And it danced Rodney¡Çs trunks downward.
And juju, it is which people they broke into a run away in the fear.
As to be twirled men its tomcat drew closely.
To withdrawals sandier Timbuktu.
They accelerated forward stroke into one yr or into 2.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

But Lethe sends in the past on port wall.
And no communications of pair arrived to everything.
And people sighed and they said, "that those!"
And calculation it forgot bones and his reliable tomcat.
But when 20 years away exceeded.
Old, old person and grey tomcat arrived thus.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

The mayor and consultation also raised after this.
And they asked rapidly, "now, which you.
With your jagged clothing and your old blacks by helmet.
And by you tarred zips and your dancing tomcat?"
"I will be bone Billy and my wand am of feet.
And 4 he wanted it would be to dance never not at all more length.
But I arrived to state that silvers zeros tossing.
For me the peace danced all around."

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:28 AM

Beautiful woman of the edge of Blake of water.

Wide Howard is surrounded and Jimmy Smith.


OH -!
The edge bloke of the water which it beautiful woman is.
Goes far from the races of station of North the train.
The happy sight in Saturdays harms, the one area is ' Greenhead.
The mother and the dad, do not have the girl right.
And who them young vehicles, which are young with free.
At side to smile in the thousand yellow gilded.
In the edge bloke of water by the sea.

Choral society.

I remember very well.
Beautiful woman of the edge all happy groups bloke of water.
I remember to them my Crumpet above.
If I assemble those peripheral line bloke of water.
And we sing together a song bloke.
With the beautiful woman of the edge of water.
There little handles to have Greenfield him inside.
It thought that it is equal impressive.
It bought a hat in the thousand gilded yellow.
The thought hat "embraces my rapid".
Young vehicles mania to have it is all the girls.
But it drank beer much.
It made it support on a race.
And on its Wharf girl of boy of Liverpool.

Choral society.

The ice Quilting its Lining never stabilizes.
She lives for her Knickerbockers room.
She clicked with the man who said that he is a cunt.
But it can freeze him to it IQ, which humiliates the history.
It took it completely, to smile above and to grin seem.
It stumbled for Jake sailor.
They go for the island of anybody of room for manoeuvre.
And never turned over.

Choral society.

Some-of we let us assemble that now peripheral test bloke of water.
The people like the tunnel.
Some-of made peripheral sand bloke water for that.
Under Wharf in top.
Always has with haste in the hour of midnight.
But formed we it same.
And me Liverpool used lasso, to make.
But I can never recall to his name me.

Choral society.

That has the beautiful woman bloke now edge of water 1.000 fables.
If all they can say.
Much those which I point out.
The similar morning of way me to increase oldest.
They are happy a few days to miss time.
With me is similar for us to slow down behind the curtain.
And the open truck of passion can absorb the family.
Because us at the city outward journey capacity.

Choral society

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM

If you want to move overseas, I

If you want to move overseas, I
Some aspects retreat Greenwood
I heard a girl singing
"I was a bride."
"Thank you, beautiful fair maid
This song is a song;
This is a sign of my marriage. "
"Polite guests, and my brother."

"You are a good young
My bride for a more suitable
Everything in this world who is
My wife and I married servant. "
Nine years time, I said the future of Ruby lips
I saw her eyes Sparkling
I watched white hands in training
One night, and said she was lying.

This is all part of the night ahead
How do we compete with sports and I
The following is the latter part of the day, every night
Homespun still my age:
One day, the day before,
Today also marks.
Young Rose, clothing,
He said: "The price of a ticket, and of course, my dear."

"What can you promise last night
Ray, I am on your side?
If you promise to marry you and me!
I am your bride is legal. "
"Last night I did promise
Feel great;
I swear, I swear, and another Declaration
So I am not very good.

Even your father's garden
Saturdays, colour, and fill out the dimensions
What has been completed is probably feel murder
Responsibility for progress logs. "
"My Father me
Like a bird cage
Now, I recommend that children
Rarely elderly 14 years.

Then another daughter Farms
So the market
However, I am a poor woman, a child at home
O'er the Bethlehem and rocks
The cradle rocks o'er and o'er
Classic singing 'me lullabies;
At the time, a beautiful maid and paper
Through my love "?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM

Family, boy, family.

Who oh gushes out not to be able to be a sailor.
Young fellow navigates in is main.
Gains him captain's good name prestige.
His ashore came evening for to see.
And that is the beginning I the real love with me.

Chorus.

And it is the family, the boy, the family, the family I hoped is.
The family has the period of time in I country.
And the oak and the ash and the lovable flower clutch tree's place.
Are all growths green in the North Country?

I request her candle to light my way to supply the lodgings.
Similarly is the handkerchief hitch nearby Minehead.
She tended to have needed to look like the young maid to me.
To be supposed to do.
I to her that then said at present, I cannot jump you and I also am.

Chorus.

She has not plunged into the bed and makes the warning.
Thought a young sailor young fellow can do to her.
Does not have the harm.
I hugged her, I have kissed her for a long time all night.
She has wished the short night is seven years long time.

Chorus.

Very good, a sailor young fellow early time under morning raised.
And entered Mary's apron to gain several gold medals.
Said took this I dear has done for me the mischievousness.
I fear I for the tonight to leave.
Behind you and the daughter or the son.

Chorus.

And if this is the girl child dispatches her to the nurse.
With gold medals in hers pocket and with silver in hers wallet.
If this will be the boy child he wears the jacket blue colour.
And rises the rope embodiment.
His daddy to pass water frequently does.

Chorus.

Then comes your everybody to be fair unmarried, warned takes by me.
Never lets a sailor young fellow each inch above yours knee.
I trusted you and he have cheated me.
He leaves behind me by pair of twin dandelions in mine knees.

Chorus.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:48 AM

She was like a rainbow
(Pop / Richards)
RORINGUSUTONZUMASU.

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She did not wear the blue
Reconciliation before you empty
He dealt with a similar boat people
Bali is fair and white spots
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She won gold medals in both absolute
Earlier today, as the Queen
She shot more than color
Disembark as sunset
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:49 AM

TEDIOUS PREOCCUPATION BEGONE.

Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
I writhe begonia my.
Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
Thou and I cannot go never the agreement.
Kew¡Çs long thou hast here tarrying.
Kay fain thou wouldst Scotch wine tag.
But the I "conviction, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou shallot has not wanted never thy.

The surplus preoccupation.
New men¡Çs entrails will make.
The surplus preoccupation.
A old person in the clay will turn.
My woman will dance, and tragedy¡Çs.
Thus merrily the day passes.
For I keep this waste pustule I am.
Chase the tedious preoccupation.

Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
No one thy enterprise.
Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou art a union for with.
We the wild boar will chase from wold.
Thus merrily the day passes.
And then logs harms, him our cheerful boil.
We will chase the tedious preoccupation.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:23 PM

YE piles and BRAS. Robert ignites.

The ye the pile and the bra.
Oh the crooked o' the fate which is healthy.
As is the ye possible and blossoms.
Obsolete language freshness to do and it is fair?
Ye praise and the eye which are possible as the dickeybird.
And the 1 obsolete language is tired, futon' care.
My mind and to eye the sun shouts the bird the sound is born sickly.
The writing the bad attempt from first until end uses the thorn.
Which the flower decorates.
The ' the joy which departs avoided my hole.
Returning departs assuredly.

Is frequent and the fate which is healthy.
Approximately it sauntered it will carry sand.
The rose and the welcome jute hair, which it adds.
It will load and it sees.
And the ilka ' it loved it in the o which dawns song.
And obsolete language of love is iron ore.
The holiday ' sent a rise to the hearty isopod which is cheerful.
Inside the tree where it thorn is many.
With food sweetness fortune meal.
But item woman loves me, who made an weighty stool?
It happened for ampere-hours!
He will carry and puncture hazard.
In the holiday when it sends he is remaining.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 03:33 AM

'An Weighty Stool'- is that a follow up to 'A Mighty Wind'?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:34 AM

Carsick Fergus
Artist: SHARUROTTO CHACHI

Carsick Fergus 2006, and I
Where castle out of the sea to see.
I said the deep ocean swimming
I love me.
However, the answer to a wide sea and swimming through
I was flying wing
I was born 2006 times
Through Perry, I, love

We prefer to land in the air to see,
Where the mountains to reach the sea.
I remember going to my flowers.
My true love is and where he says to them.
However, sea and the server via the configuration will be swimming.
I was like blown wing.
Now back to elementary school, carsick Fergus
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..

Carsick Fergus 2006, I,
Love at the same time

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:37 PM

Surface-to-air missiles hall.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline,
The territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I have viols and.
And my neck will pay them, as I die, as I die.
And my neck will pay them, as I die.

I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is, which is not a lie.
I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is.
To have me twenty books in the store, and I more for twenty flies.
For the rich weapons so that the assistance of necessity must I of a similar fashion owe me.
For the kingdoms, must help the weapons, and then you owe me.

I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, more levies to hang what hangs more levies.
I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, which hangs more levies.
To have me candles; to see the bar of space, and they have volt enticements I by the night. Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die, until y'! What I will die.
Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die.

It say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go, me sachet goes.
They say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go.
They say y'! Me in the prison, no which I will drink English more strong biceps.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die, until y'! What I die.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die.

Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill, and I have cuss, means will make.
For the best of the piece of friend so that the necessity must I owe me so much.
For the best of the friends, must join, then you owe I.

In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché, which is not a joke.
In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché.
In top of the criteria, which I feel has recherché, and then of Hank the cobbler has trim.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique downwards, been done warts dug ring plant has pearls.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique A pearls downwards.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is abhor van Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I of you and them.
They are not a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of eyes, anything are your eyes.
They are a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of your eyes.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 03:44 AM

Lully, lullay, small very small boy of thousands,
close, close, lully, lullay.

The sisters of Or also, how we can do,
to preserve this east day
poor Youngling for which we sing
close, close, lully, lullay?

Herod the king, in his to rage,
loaded to hath this day to him
its men of the force, in its own Vista,
all the young children who killed.

That affliction is I, young poor man for Thee!
And the morning and the day for the separation opinion of
Thy neither nor always sing,
close, close, lully, lullay.

Lully, lullay,
small very small boy of thousands, close, close, lully, lullay.

LTS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:07 PM

Babelfish--English, Russian, English

FROZEN LESOPOGRUZCHIK (James Stevens)

Un proportion to I sat downward one evening
Inside small cafe,
Waitress foot 7 and 6
To me these, it was which words they said:

"I see that you will be lesopogruzchikom,
And exactly general bum,
Reason no one but lesopogruzchik
Stirs it kofeyego will be thumb.

My lover was lesopogruzchikom,
There none as it today;
If you would pour on whisky on them,
Then it could eat bale hay

It never it shaved its whiskers
From its horny hides;
It exactly would govern them inside with the hammer
And would hold in control them inward.

My lover arrived to see me
On one freezing bottom;
He held me in him fond it embraces
It broke 3 vertebrae.

He kissed me when we they divided,
So difficultly that he broke my jaw;
I could not have a talk in order to say to it
He o she forgot it mackinaw.

I saw, that my lover left,
Sauntering through the snow,
Going gaily homeward
On forty-eight below.

Weather, it is which it attempted to freeze it,
It attempted its level most in the best way;
By 100 degrees under nul,
It buttoned upward along its vest.

It froze clean through to China,
It froze to the stars above;
By thousand degrees under nul,
It froze my love of lesopogruzchika.

They attempted in the vain to melt it,
And you would believe to me, to Mr.,
They were which it made it in axeblades,
In order to interrupt fir douglas.

And so I lost my lover,
And I come to this kafu,
And here I await to someone
It stirs it kofeyego with its thumb."

That actually makes more sense than most two-way translations!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 07:11 AM

SHINING ENGLISH BEER.

Choirs.

English beer, English beer, shining English beer.
4 approximately served on its plinth.
More tar! Speaks the history.
Some persons like the endives.
Some eyes pastry ' of wave Kohl.
But flexibility erased the Passionate.
And of the large Cockle taters.
And the closely united piece of ham.
And pinto of the property it is ill.

If I were young individual, the father said to me.
The summer comes also time makes hay.
If you make hay, in order the failure to never experience now.
So that power ' the health is ill ape '.
Not the property more gaffer on.

Now our delegates in the parliament are our security.
This, which indispensably it that they keep.
Now we that we set there now it for us.
Do not hope it assayed step and NSP will have ourselves.
But all will organize my choice, if these exist the failure.
So that you price approximately under the panties.
For well ill to be keep.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 07:38 AM

The coastal coast. At 1927 nautical mile tree.

See you this sun of the mornings.
A view over the hill throw?
It of Stun him at jig.
I was determined that he has always.
And some this always.
It is that I think partially.
That partially it thinks mine.
We are sure that we are arrested '.
Is the kind it that we will always be?

Revere and.

Ah! We were not received a barrel to money.
We are perhaps loquats exurb and aster ' bones.
But will travel us the length, singin "a song.
The coastal coast.

Does not wet it is this morning comin ".
It is perhaps the load and the pain.
But us the road, sharin "our debit journeys.
The coastal coast.

From all types it survives, if into that the sky falls?
They determined that we together are.
It does not go in by any means.
If they have damp lint jumper to already make them and be separate.
We one us to have even begun to be swum.
Precise meant in "the length singin a song.
The coastal coast.

They hunt us for something.
Something does not know we.
That "the cause of nobody is content us it.
With the things we know that we have.
They forget easily it to us from moon.
As soon as we will give our desire.
But I' masts it as either.
If we would begin now and tragedy:

Revere and repeat.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 11:21 AM

Address: I am very model of a modern Major General
Artist: Gilbert and Sullivan


[From Pairwise Abu Peninsula]

I am very model of a modern Major General
Your information is plants, animals and minerals
I know that the Kings of England, and I quote the historic battle
Waterloo from the marathon category

I know, too, sports issues
As far as I know, this equation, whether it is a simple quadratic
Newton between the two countries came to Australia about a lot of news
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list

This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact Square hypothesise

I have a very good team, and the establishment of a Stone
I know that the name of the biological sciences miraculous
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

I know that our mythical history, King Arthur and Sir Karaoke Road Claimant
I was embarrassed acrostics, you have a good taste of irony.
Estimated to be for all crimes elegiacs heliography
Conifer project is a specific telephone paraboloids

I can say that there is no doubt. Raphael's doughs and Gerard profanities
I know that this chorus of croaking frogs performances from Aristophanes
Well, I Lohengrin lost memory and music, I listen to the debt
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron

All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry pianoforte

Well, I will have adequate funds to write a draft law wedge biharmonic
I tell you, the details of this standard every Shakespearian
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

In fact, when you know what is the meaning of "ma melon," "meniscus World"
See is, when I say Mauser rifles Javelin
When these things out suddenly, because I more carefully
You are doing, and know exactly what is the "UNHCR"

When you understand what is the progress of modern science and artillery
When that is not just tactical nun Sister
Simply put, if you have a superficial understanding of race strategy
Brigade said that it was best not to G

Brigade said that it was best not to G
Brigade said that it was best not to G
You never said that the best brigade Saturday Saturday, Chi Laotian

As far as I know, the military, even though I was a courageous and adventure
Has been reduced to only the beginning, the century
However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:07 PM

BEETLE MR. BAGGY BREECHES
(Words, R. P. Weston. Music, Herman Deerskin. 1915)

1. He was a fat little Hollander boy.
He was watching the boats going by.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
He was watching the boats going by.
She was a little pink Hollander girl,
And she said from behind with a sigh,
"If I can't put stitches in poor Yahoo¡Çs breeches,
Mooch better don dot I villa die!"

CHORUS: Beetled Mister Baggy Breeches, I love you!
If you'll be mine Sunday fellow,
I'll patch 'me mitt purple, mitt pink and mitt yellow;
And folks will say as you lean on the old sea wall,
"Lena's been patching her Yahoo till he's got no breeches at all."

YODEL (OPTIONAL.)
Yah! Yah! Yah! Patches big, patches small.
Yah! Yah! Yah! He's got no breeches at all.

2. He turn¡Çs and saw her and said, "Ox curse me,
I was watching dew poets going peep,
I'm shy. Oh, my!
'Cops you're laughing, and I can guess why.
I've got no murder to sew for me."
Then she said with a tear in her eye,
"If I'm not offending Venn they vaunt some mending,
Let me half joust von beetle try." CHORUS

3. Trove' leers who come to the mighty sea wall
That keeps back the great Solder Zee
Can see, ah, me!
Some wonderful Dutch scenery.
It's Yahoo¡Çs breeches that they can see,
And, oh! he's as proud as a king.
When all of those trippers see ten little nippers
Lean over mitt fader and sing, CHORUS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:34 PM

Now you have to guess which other language was used:

The dear mother of Oh which imbecile I is
Six young comrades came a continuation that of me
five were seizing and the other could not see
the dear mother of the OH which imbecile I is

OH- dear nut/mother which fool I
six young companions are, came a Umwerben, which was I,
five connection and the other one could not see
dear nut/mother to OH-, which fool I is

How, it was to invite companion me whose
6 idiot I Tsugas is young or, as for the mother who becomes love of Ohio state
5 it comes were binding, were the how idiot I Tsuga or as for other things it was not possible to meet to
the mother who becomes love of Ohio state

Dear mother OH what one foolish I is
six new collaborators came a flerta'rjsma
with five was commits also other it could see
dear mother OH what one foolish I is

Mother oh expensive, is which that fool ii1 of
6 young fellows it arrived to care me
5 were bind and other could not see
mother oh expensive that fool ii1 it was

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:39 PM

German, Korean, Greek ?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 01:20 PM

Very good, but Japanese, not Korean

Interesting to see BLIND translated to BIND. I wonder if that was where the Seizing came from.

Dear sometimes becomes Expensive but not always.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: RoyH (Burl)
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 05:09 PM

What a brilliant thread, just hilarious. Can't believe it's been out since last December and I 've only just seen it. Thanks for posting it Mr Happy.
I've got nothing similar to add to it but I do remember once writing something about Maud Karpeles which my spellchecker read as 'Mad Carpools'. Burl.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 03:22 AM

Mock in Bird Hill

In the morning, when the sun peaks over the hill
Flowers and kisses to the edge of my window.
That's why my heart is filled with joy to hear the trinity,
Bird trees in the hills, the capital mock in bird.

Choirs.

Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and counterfeiting, and to give up the emotion.
Trinity, mock in 'bird knew coyote morning.
Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and forgery, and goo will peace.
You are welcome to mock in bird Hill's flower.

Conner three, or even plough acres.
The mules, who bought dollars to 10 laws.
And the ruins of a mill with the previous Hut, Rusty,
Two of the hill from my home, but Sweet Home mock in 'bird

Choirs.

Take the first time late at night, when the hills
Everything still studying while my kingdom.
Only heaven and a new road out of the old eating insects
Singing 'song mock in 'bird hill at dusk.

Choirs.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:20 AM

Sang a version of this in the sesh last night, but not this one!


RIDING DONKEY.

Were you always in Quebec?
Piling ' timbers on the deck?
Where you would break riding necks.
Your haemorrhaged ' on the donkey!

To chau-chau:

Road about and away we go.
Riding donkey, riding donkey.
Road about and away we go.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always from the horn?
Where it will be always precise and warm?
Where there will be lion and unicorn.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in bay Cardiff?
Where the people everything shout, "Hooray!"
"Here come Johnny with its 6 months it pays.
To go on the donkey."

Were you always in Timbuktu?
Where by the gallons will be black sin?
And they are twined them arses, too.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in Vallipo?
Where the gallons dressed in exhibition?
Be twined them arse with the bank and go.
To go on the donkey.

There were ye always downward from the mobile moulded edge.
Screwing on ' cotton completely day?
Dollar day will be pay of white person.
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in the canton?
Where the people do bear the sections of wire by length.
And gallons do play Hong- Chi -Kong?
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in Mirramashee?
Where connection ye to the shaft. '
Skaters do hold in control us?
To go ' on the donkey.

Was ye always on Bromeliad.
Where yanks will entire go.
Boys they do dance heel and the finger of leg?
To go ' on the donkey.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 10:02 AM

LAST THING TO MY BRAIN. C*Tom Paxton.

He is a rate too slow for the education.
Fragment ' us of sand, fragment ' nor of sand.
Closed the eye of an eye the soul which addresses me.
To your hand, to your hand.

Are you long passage without the word good-bye?
A track will not exist that is left to the back.
Well I of you are possible will have kept better.
He has not meant that he is impolite.
Wheat what was the last thing to my brain.

Whereas we run, my ideas continue.
Circle and circle, circle and circle.
Under our feet voids of cellars.
Underground paces, cellars.

CORN!

Since I in the bed I in the morning am myself.
Without you, without u.
Each song to the udder puts me a-boning.
Without you, without u.

CORN!

Has the speeches in abundance.
This wheat I, what I know.
For tisanes he has regularly increased.
I do not request you go, I do not request you go.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Jon Bartlett
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 08:24 PM

There is much wisdom here. "Your work is your characteristic", indeed!
Jon Bartlett

ROLLIN ' AT THE HOUSE

Round disappears the wheel from fortune. Do not be afraid to go up.
There is a ground of milk and honey awaits other side.
There will be peace and there will be abundance.
You will have to never wander, When we go rollin ' to the house,

CHORUS: 1ST VOICE: Rollin ' with the house, rollin ' at the house.
Rollin ', rollin ', when we go rollin ' to the house.

People of the high society in his fine line, who thrive night and morning,
While we with the fields must go to plow and sow corn.
The rich person can steal the power, but glory is our characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS

The summer of the resentment, the winter of despair,
the voyage to satisfaction is placed with the trap and the trap.
True stand and stand together. Your work is your characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Freezing is on the edge of hedges. The winds glacials blow,
While we of the hard-working poor mow strike by the glaze and snow.
Our hopes fly until the glory, to the top from where the larks go,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Pass the round bottle thus and leave the toasts to go freely.
Here a health with each worker, that which that it can be.
Right wages now and never; let us collect what we sowed,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Feb 08 - 11:49 AM

The PARCEL TO COVER YOUR PROBLEMS IN YOUR OLD SAC of EQUIPMENT.

Felix Powell. 1915.

The private flowerbed is little codger joke with the mice.
The joke mouse.
The five legs nothing, are not this small.
On duiker artifice with the mice.
The joke mouse.
My pomp jinx has shattered; ay toast his small joke you have.
It cannot smell late stale cat'.
All other companions it should grimace.
When it acquires his sticky thing.

Gear' your!

CHORUS.

The parcel in the bags.
Makes to cover your problems in your old equipment.
And grins, grins, grins.
Knack¡Çs you have a match it turns on fag, mice, your boys?
That the style.
Whoever is his does become the uneasy utilisation?
It wasn't never pay ante?
The parcel of your problems is in the old bag of your equipment.
And the mice so much in the cover, the mice, the mice.
The private flowerbed has goes a-march.
Erect flounder with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.

It has been kept privates and the governors for his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
While throng van Bosches has come with one powerful shambling.
Is that fine 'zeta flower-bed?
"This of his one of small forest, he is my!
If the heads keep impossible, your boys, and tragedy yon.

Gear' your! "

CHORUS.

The private flower-bed has returned.
This bosche not spurt with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
For his house, it then begins with straw.
To log inset with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
That leeway this already his cultivators.
Short, long, that had one year he' d.
And startling men¡Çs as each one as a person,
The private mentioned before flower-bed.
"Maintaining lad your my, gear'!

CHORUS.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Feb 08 - 07:24 AM

A result of the pine

A result of the pine
(Carol Meek become old Eugene)

Apostrophe from:
Virginia of the Blue Ridge Mountains
Single: larch

Apartheid hearts pale moonlight
Where is my name carved sculptures mines,
Oh, I - and the blue mountains-
Pine - people like myself.

Virginia mountain pines single Jainism-
These young girls are only a handful of large mining cabin.
June, the company name is very near future, and this is my comeback:
I know they are waiting for me, one of the pines;

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 11 Feb 08 - 09:39 AM

I hope no-one attempts to harvest these for the DT...

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 10:26 AM

WHISKY IN THE GLASS.

Such as I that and Kerry-Berg have left.
I have captain Farrell and money have been met that he has expected.
I produced firstly my gun and produced then my rapier.
Say ', ' place of score and provide, because I am the fat defrauder.

Installation of corn salad rum suitable.
Around a condemnation of Imbecile.
Whack the imbecile of papa O.
Whack papa o.
Is there a whisky in the glass?

The superb dories have gladly looked at mint stickmen.
This way luminous.
And I have ' me with me the house and I have given '.
I to my Molly taken.
She has promised it and has sworn that she would deceive me never.
But the devil in the women and them can be simply never.

I entered at six and was awoken at seven.
Protection was entirely around me in odd and the equal numbers.
I have flown to my guns, but I was unfortunately confused.
For Mollies which my guns and prisoner I became am.
Signed have become, taken.

You I in the prison without place judges or letters.
Of the captain Farrell of Calgary mounts me to strip off.
But they have not taken my fists.
I have down therefore found the guard.

And to a departure the city offers some joy in fish.
To very narrow teen.
To the prison in Sligo and Bowling spiel now take.
And others take the joy in the car roll.
But I take the joy in the juice to barley.
And beautiful little girls who aim at the morning, thus asked.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 11:02 AM

Rose of Trailer

Moon rises Palestrina
Green on a mountain;
The sun is reduced
After blue sea.
If the love with the humiliation
Pure Crystal Fountain
As of the beautiful
Away from Trailer

Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

The shadow of the evening cold,
The distribution of the mantle
And Marie, all with a smile
You hear Moon Valley Road,
Bali explosion of light
He won the hearts, if
Rose of Trailer

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'Twas the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Araba 'n' Rose '

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 11:40 AM

MARCEL¡ÇS ALIASES.

The wires of Ye of France, awaken gloomier!
They loan the ear! They loan the ear!
The people offered to you that he aroused himself!
Your children, wives, and grandsires Brian queer-ass.
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
The detective¡Çs tyrants, multiplication softies.
With balaclava receives it a brutal band.
They scare and they desolate the land.
While alignment of freedom and peace lie?
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.

The freedom of Oh can equip fires thee. _
A time that after to have to feel flame generous thy?
The calabooses, the bolts, and the bar can confine?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
They desire also the world burning hotly cried to cry.
The tyrants of the Punjab of this falseness use.
But the freedom is our sword and shield.
E all the arts are useless.
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.