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BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...

Skivee 13 Jan 08 - 01:28 AM
Bobert 13 Jan 08 - 08:42 AM
TC Rocker USA 14 Jan 08 - 12:50 AM
Skivee 14 Jan 08 - 01:28 AM
Rapparee 14 Jan 08 - 09:21 AM
Amos 14 Jan 08 - 09:56 AM
GUEST,Neil D 14 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: Skivee
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 01:28 AM

This chicken tastes great. Did you use some kind of herbal flavoring?
A secret ingredient?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 08:42 AM

If you can type and spell that well, Skivz, then you need another piece...


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: TC Rocker USA
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:50 AM

Hey, a Rally! Give me a Bobert campaign button. And a chicken leg.

Will the new administration have a department responsible for getting musical instruments and instruction playing to every citizen? Just think of all the savings to your National Health Care budget because everyone would be healthier...


A competent Secretary of Education will realize that every subject in the curriculum can be illustrated using music. History, Math, Science, Sociology, Art, Physics, Shop & Recess.

"Class, can anyone tell me what instrument this is and tell us a little about it's history?
Yes Miss Crabtree, that's a lute and it was popular during the Renaissance.
Very good Bobby, can you play us something from that period that describes life back then?
Yes. This is in the key of Ω...
That was inspiring Bobby. Now can anyone tell me how the craftsmen of the time used physics, math and shop to construct it?"


Bobz, you have your work cut out for you. As Secretary of Musical Enlightenment I'll work hard to ensure every citizen has a musical voice and exposure to every piece ever composed.. I'll travel all over the world bringing music to the locals. And adding the local music to the curriculum.

Even if I spend all winter braving the heat of a remote Polynesian island...



VOTE BOBERT

and pass the chicken...


Ted


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: Skivee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 01:28 AM

Bobert-a-rino, I'm behind you 100% cause your a clear thinker. I'm going to be standing in line for the Maryland primary soon. I'm eating that chicken to give me strength...and the brownies are great too. I think that you are going to be the most mellow president ever, man, and that's good, cuz we need a mellow guy like you, man. I think I'll get me another brownie, manhey youknow what we should doweshould get a bunch of this chicken and give it to couldyouturn the stereo up some,bro and then like we'll all be better cause we'll all be ya know like what they planned back then man, am I ever into these brownies, you want some more?
Wat was I talkin' about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:21 AM

Not to mention the wahines, eh, TC?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:56 AM

Skivee: LOL!!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Throws Hat in the Ring...
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM

Here some suggestions for your cabinet:
    Elizabeth Edwards- Secretary of Kicking Ann Coulter's Ass
    Valerie Plame- Secretary of Kicking Karl Rove's Ass
    Cindy Sheehan- Secretary of Kicking George Bush's Ass
    Michael J. Fox- Secretary of Kicking Rush Limbaugh's Ass
    Al Franken- Secretary of Truth
    George Carlin- Secretary of Making Sense
    Skivee- Secretary of Making Me Laugh My Ass Off
    Elizabeth Kucinich- Secretary of Anything She Wants (I'll be Under Secretary)

    Anybody got a recipe for smoked chicken?
    Hey, can we call it the Smoked Chicken Party?


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