BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report

Subject: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 08:59 AM

Three cheers for the mudcat prognosticators.

Today there will be much bruhaha hoopla blather wailing and knashing of dentures on Wall Street.

Mudcat prophets called this one over a year ago.

{{{{However anytime you gather 30 or more people together to venture a guess on something like how many beans are in a jar, the averaged result will be virtually spot on. There is truth in numbers... but not statistics.}}}}

Today the market will take a wild ride but at the end of the day 500 to 1000 point drop on NYSE or DOW will be all. While pundits are openly calling for a 1930 world wide event what we will witness will be a slow motion version due to electronic halts and trillionaire infusions as well as another 3/4 drop in prime interest rates.

The idea of giving everyone 1,600 dollars to spend come next June would help the economy but inflate the monster in the basement which is the most immense debt ever incurred by any country in the history of the world. The world Market decided that the Bush economic relief plan is just like his other plans, everthing he touches turns to ashes and dust. GWB is sort of the anti Midas, except for defense contractors and oil.

So lets can our jams and jellies and stoke our cottage industries and welcome the transition years in good cheer.


progress report:

Will lose two wars for the price of 3..   check

US market crash   check

brainwash citizens to the rip off as if its patriotic. check

make science the boogyman so that intelligent designs will blind many to what their lieing eyes see.   half/check

Note some here, if you see other good or bad mudcat predictions bearing fruit.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 09:03 AM

things like "I told you so, nyah nyah...nyah nyah,nyah" don't count.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 09:20 AM

I said Northern Rock shares would go back up.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:00 AM

I was gonna post to this sooner but I couldn't be arsed.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:09 AM

Procrastinating prognostication?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:14 AM

So why did I read procrastinator?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:21 AM

Somebody stole your watch?
G

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:30 AM

The imminent Crash will be a much softer landing than projected by the media.

John McCain will take the Republican nomination.


Karl Rove will reappear wearing a shiny black plastic rebreather. He will persuade W he is George's real father.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 10:33 AM

Will his weapon light up?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:02 AM

People will not be surprised by winter tornado storms.
May temperatures will arrive 2 weeks early.
Much of Europe will flood, except Holland.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:07 AM

John McCain will be the next president of the USA.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:13 AM

Well, if he is Giok, it won't be because he was elected.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM

I will predict that, just as happened after the August 2001 crash, my IRA will be back up in a year or so.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:18 PM

If one were to cross a prognosticator with a procrastinator, would the offspring be able to tell in advance precisely what he was going to avoid doing?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Art Thieme
Date: 23 Jan 08 - 07:37 PM

Bush will change his name to Hister and prove Nostradamus accurate again.

Art