BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.

Subject: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:01 PM

I was looking for another funny photo for the caption game and
found something very strange.
Feel free to find a label from this
Note From The Teacher.
http://www.fukung.net/images/1221/detention_dumbteacher.gif

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:03 PM

(robot voice)
Yes, Mr. Hilliker.
Whatever you say, Mr. Hilliker.
I am at your command, Mr. Hilliker.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:04 PM

(should be label FOR this Note from a teacher)

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:12 PM

Dear Mr. Hilliker,

Thank you for your informative letter.

I have forwarded a copy of your letter to the Board of Education.

Sincerely,

Alex's Mom

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Strat-abuse
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:20 PM

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hilliker (with apology to Messers Flannigan and Allen).

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:24 PM

(roll call at detention)
Alex, what are you in detention for?
For being more intelligent than my teacher, sir.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:32 PM

And after Chzekoslovakia , we will invade Poland

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Emma B
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:50 PM

Dear Mrs XXXXXX
               Alex may be right on this one but he's still wrong about his belief in Evolution.
                Mr. Hilliker

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 02:46 AM

A nephew was once assigned to write an essay about "memorable people I have known" and was called a liar in front of the class, kept in detention after school, and sent home with a rather nasty note.

He had stated that he had an uncle who was a sniper in Viet Nam, his dad was a warden at a Federal Penitentiary, another uncle was a CIA agent, and lastly he had an uncle who was a rocket scientist.

His mother's reply to the note was:

"<teacher>

Apologize.

<mother>"

His dad was in charge of the "Honor Farm" at Leavenworth Penitentiary.
His Uncle L was a secret service agent.
He did have an uncle recently returned from Viet Nam where said uncle had been on "single agent patrol" as a sniper for at least a year.

I sent him a stub from a welding rod that had been used to assemble an Apollo Liquid Oxygen Tank along with a small sample of the gold-plated mylar insulation from one of the tanks, with a note describing what they were.

I'm not sure of the content of the letter he received from Uncle L, but I'd guess that he had a pretty good time at the next "show and tell."

John

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 02:53 AM

Stating that a kilometer is greater than a mile is really stretching it too far! Give these teachers an inch and they take a yard!

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Newport Boy
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 03:26 AM

Shouldn't that be "Give these teachers and inch and they take a metre!"

Phil

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 06:29 AM

That teacher should be made to go on Are Your Smarter Than a Fifth Grader!

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: GUEST,The black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 07:31 AM

The local football club where we used to live had a regular quiz night to raise funds.
It was the team of teachers from the primary school that always came last.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: number 6
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:06 AM

(robot voice)
"Danger, danger!"

"Danger, danger!"


biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:18 AM

.......... so using this new information (albeit incorrect) we can deduct that a mile is less than a kilometre which, if used sensibly could shorten a journey considerably.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:41 AM

....unless they're Irish or Welsh miles!

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:45 AM

give him an inch and he will take a kilometer

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:46 AM

I truly hope the note was sent on April 1.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:52 AM

Nope. April 20. The idiot even got the date wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 11:31 AM

Well, it made it on Snopes which says neither yea or nay to its veracity.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 12:50 PM

heh heh
I got a very irate report from my son's teacher about his lying and exaggerating to the class. When I asked for specifics, she said that he had told the class that I was attacked by a kangaroo. She was part shocked and part embarrassed when I explained that I had.

No sense of humor.

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Emma B
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 12:56 PM

My late nephew, when he was young, bragged to his teacher that he kept several hundred pets under his bed!
It was only when the teacher reported this exaggeration to his mum that my sister discovered bowls full of tadpoles just about to become tiny frogs!

Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption.
From: Jeanie
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 04:45 AM

Sometimes teachers do at least pretend to take these apparent "tall stories" seriously. When my daughter was about 6, a girl in her class used to say things like "My dad is Barney the dinosaur" and "My uncle is a robot". The class didn't believe her about the robot (they apparently accepted the Barney one), so the girl brought a postcard of a robot into school to show, and the teacher said (with a little wink) "Let's thank X for bringing in this interesting photo of her uncle."

Last year, my daughter was checking out old schoolmates on Facebook and saw photos of this girl's 18th birthday party....with entertainment by two mime artists in robot masks. So maybe it was true after all. No sign of Barney, though.

- jeanie