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Subject: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:26 PM Well, gol danged... We got every other kinda thread for Barak so I figurated that for the stoners, x-stoners and stoner wantabees that we needed this thread... Okay, I'll start... Pfssstttttttttt.... Whufffffffpppphhhhttttttttyt.... ((cough)) Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Wow, man, pass the friggin' cookies.... Who is next???? Okay, I'll admit that this may not get Obama any additional votes but good opportunity to "sit around the shanty and put a good buzz on"... B;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:28 PM Sara Lee, where ARE you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Amos Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:34 PM She is in the kitchen, man. I had to put her in the fridge. She really wanted to get int he fridge. So what was I gonna do, ya know? I am sure she's still in there, though....there's no back door... is there? In the fridge, I mean, man.... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:35 PM Is that the thing in the kitchen? FRIDGE? I been tryna cook a turkey in it for eleven years. Stinks like hell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:39 PM AND, it ain't cooked. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:42 PM But the feathers fell out, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:43 PM Sorry, man, didn't mean to let a turkey hijack yer thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:43 PM I cooked a turkey one time. I read teh insdru...directions...and it said "Clean the turkey." So I put it in the oven and turned the oven to "clean." The turky was magically changed into a krispy critter so I had it for brekfast with mlik. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:49 PM Yum. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:56 PM ... pass the burned thing... Ahhhh, what is this, anyway??? Tastes like carbon... Ahhhhhh, anyone have any catsup??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 08:57 PM Is that the red stuff? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:03 PM I think is green now. Been in the cold thing a long time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:13 PM So, uh, what's the RED stuff. Man, like, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:15 PM So what else ya' got in the fridge? Hmmmm.........Any idea on what this is? ...................uh, yeah...........I dunno' man, its your fridge but I'd say its either very new lettuce of very old bacon.......but swear to god I can't tell................and this container is, uh.............hmmm ... looks like a puffball......awgawdamnsummabitch....what the fuck IS that? That smell would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon........geeeziz Peace...............Ya' know maybe you oughta' see if you can sell this whole damn fridge to Eli Lilly.................................I'm gonna' hurl......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:17 PM That's the microwave, Spaw. The fridge is a REAL mess. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:26 PM There's like, you know, an odor in here, man. I think that liek Bobert din't use deodrant or Spaw ate some thing that was really dead, ya know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:26 PM Well that explains what this thing is.............Appears to have been a phone.............You're lucky the whole place didn't blow up Man.............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:27 PM Yeah. Like one of those dolls. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:30 PM Hookah. Bong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:35 PM Yo, Spawz... Don't throw that puffball lookin' think away... Pass the sumabich over... Yeah, baby, stick this sumabich in this little bowl here an'... pffffssssstttttt... Man, this is some dynomite puffball, man... What else you got growin' in the frig??? Btw, man, vote fir Obama... Ahhhhhh, you know the guy runnin' fir, ahhhhhhhhh... ... x-cuse me but what exactly is he runnin' for??? Hey, you gonna eat that thing??? What is it??? Awwww, nevermind... Just pass it one down this end of the table... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 09 Feb 08 - 09:53 PM Ahhh, yeah... That's a bong, Brucie... How 'bout fillin' the sumabich up an' passin' the sumabich over to me.... B~ BTW, I wouldn't be doin' this if it weren't for Obama... Sho nuff wouldn't... ((cough)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM Are we supposed to be hittin' the bong for Obama, or are we supposed to be passing the bong to Obama so he can take the hit Bobert loaded for him? And are we still supposed to believe these fuckers didn't inhale? |
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Subject: Lyr Add: TWO HITS AND THE JOINT TURNED BROWN From: pdq Date: 09 Feb 08 - 10:11 PM TWO HITS AND THE JOINT TURNED BROWNBob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Now you're tryin' to light your roach while you're drivin' down the street (Two hits and the joint turned brown) But it's too small to smoke and it's too big to eat (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Now it's gonna be a long night, we're gonna feel all right (Two hits and the joint turned brown) 'Cause we rolling homestyle tonight (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Fill the air with fine Colorado weed (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Two hits, two hits, swear it's all you need (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown) Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: harpmolly Date: 09 Feb 08 - 11:15 PM LMAO!!! :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Don Firth Date: 09 Feb 08 - 11:43 PM bong? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Feb 08 - 12:52 AM Geez, this sounds a lot like Shane and Don's place on the weekend...except I haven't heard anything about beer yet, eh? Other than that...very, very similar, man. Cosmic. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Feb 08 - 02:42 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Feb 08 - 02:59 AM koff |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: gnu Date: 10 Feb 08 - 03:52 AM Oh, wait, don't eat that, man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Feb 08 - 06:02 AM Eat? That? Okay. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 10 Feb 08 - 08:21 AM (((coughobama))) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: gnu Date: 10 Feb 08 - 08:35 AM You didn't eat that, did you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Feb 08 - 09:30 AM Eat that? Okay? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Amos Date: 10 Feb 08 - 10:14 AM I think Hoyt has a few remarks for you guys. He left this for you... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: bankley Date: 10 Feb 08 - 10:30 AM hope you don't mind, I brought a garbage bag full of BC buds along. My contribution to the War on Drugs, which is another war that Dr. Paul wants to end. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Feb 08 - 11:29 AM Paul? Paul's here? Where? Is he cooking the turkey? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 10 Feb 08 - 11:48 AM What's wrong with the floor, Amos, mah man??? Woody Allen says "You can't fall off the floor" so it sounds safe to me... B;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Feb 08 - 12:01 PM Anybody zeen my keez? kaff! ssssssp...phhhhhhewww! I know...Taco Bell! Somebody else is gonna hafta drive though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Amos Date: 10 Feb 08 - 12:03 PM It's not the floor, man...it's the wakin' up.... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Mrrzy Date: 10 Feb 08 - 12:53 PM (in a squeaky voice) I'm in as soon as I get home, I'm (cough cough) at work right now (*smile*)! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Feb 08 - 01:36 PM I found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor He said I've never engaged in this kind of thing before But, yes...I believe it can be easily done... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Feb 08 - 01:46 PM So y'all take the grill and the ground beef and the buns and let's cook us up some burgers out on Highway 61 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Feb 08 - 02:46 PM Little Hawk! Oh my God! I can't wake him up! Look at his eyes rolled back in his head...what kind of trip is he on?! (Meanwhile, in Little Hawk's head, this was happening!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: gnu Date: 10 Feb 08 - 03:32 PM Oh, man! I hope you ain't doin anything for about a month. Can I borrow your propane torch? I gotta, ah, braze some, ah, burgers, man. Keep it under the cone, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Feb 08 - 03:43 PM Y aknow what's neat? Fill a big garbage bag with propane and tie it shi...she...closed with a fuse sticking out. Light the fuse and let it go and it will flote way up up up u[p and then explu...explii...blow up. It's like best to do this outside an dnot in the house ya know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Amos Date: 10 Feb 08 - 04:08 PM Gawd, LEEJ, ya had me falling otu of my chair with that daydream. Hope he wakes up. I can't stand the vibes around here while he's doing that Shatner trip, man... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Peace Date: 10 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM "It's like best to do this outside an dnot in the house ya know? " Tell me NOW! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Amos Date: 21 Jun 08 - 01:30 PM Man, Bobert got so far out he lost this htread. Tried to start it all over again. I tried to tell him it wasn't a good idea. Hey, did Little Hawk eve come to? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Bobert Date: 21 Jun 08 - 05:20 PM Whew, Amos, ol' buddy... Thnaks fir the assist... Yeah, I thought I had started this a way back but, ahhhhh.... ...nevermind that "ahhhhh" 'cause I gotta a better "ahhhhh".... ...jus' can't quite wrap my thinkerator 'round it right now but not to fear 'cause I am on the case... Meanwhile, I'll look 'round for LH... He ain't much of a stoner which I guess accounts for his well thought out posts... Me??? I rest my case... (What case is that, Bobz???) Man, these is some hard-ass questions flying at me... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Rapparee Date: 21 Jun 08 - 06:18 PM Jist one hard case,thas Bobert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:47 PM Still trying to find out where the kitchen is....by the way...what's a kitchen????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Becca72 Date: 22 Jun 08 - 07:11 AM Dudes, did you guys hear somethin' outside? I think it's the cops, man. Oh manohmanohman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama... From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Jun 08 - 11:12 PM Faaaaaar ouuuuuut...... They arrested Shane just a couple of days ago, eh? Major bummer. |
