BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!

Subject: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 12:41 PM

I guess I'll have to blow her up again tonight!

OK so did you laugh?

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: bobad
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 02:30 PM

Plastic People
Frank Zappa

Ladies and Gentlemen...
The President of the United States!
"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."
He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soup
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--

Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin'
Around Laurel Canyon
A fine little girl She waits for me
She's as plastic as she can be
She paints her face With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair With some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

"I dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--it's...ah..your
Hair spray...or something..."

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

"I hear the sound of marching feet...
down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights
...and there...at Pandora's box...
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...Plastic people..."
Take a day and walk around
Watch the Nazi's Run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else

But you're Plastic people
Oh, Baby, now
You're such a drag

Me see a neon Moon above
I searched for years I found no love
I'm sure that love Will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity
PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA
HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples
-A prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it O.K.
--plastic people--plastic People
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...Ooo-Hoo-Hoo...
purple prancing--plastic People-
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep!

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 02:49 PM

These damned blow-up dolls are hard on smokers.

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 03:00 PM

Yeah. And they give lousy head too. Inflatable dolls are a total ripoff. Not worth it.

That's why ya can get them "Realdolls" now from Japan. They ain't inflatable, they are solid, and every part on 'em feels 100% real. They got real hair. You can pose 'em any way ya like, cos all their joints work like a real human body does. They can even open and shut their eyes, and the deluxe models come with built in sounds...programmable! Only trouble is....they cost a HELL of a lot of money! It's almost as expensive as goin' out with a real dame.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Emma B
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 03:37 PM

and for the discerning....

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 03:49 PM

Why do you have to blow her up; did she go down on you?

G

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:23 PM

Very good, Giok. Do these plastic ladies smoke after sex?

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:28 PM

No, they melt, don't they.....?

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:34 PM

Nah, I'd never go out with a woman who smokes, they smell horrid.
G

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Becca72
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:57 PM

one wayward ember and she's go flying around the room like a fart in a mitten (it's a Maine thing...don't ask)

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:58 PM

Wayward what, Becca?

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: skarpi
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 05:04 PM

I guess I'll have to blow her up again tonight!

No I did not laugh , and why should I ?

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: bobad
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 07:17 PM

"blow her up" = inflate, skarpi, not detonate.

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: dwditty
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 07:20 PM

Becca, that was too funny.

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: topical tom
Date: 29 Mar 08 - 02:39 PM

Just leave her deflated and do a quicky (quickieeee?).

Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 08 - 06:04 PM

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "airhead".