BS: I am not bald(ing).....

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 03:40 PM

Micca is hardly the one to complain about the hats we choose. There are pictures of him in his pink fuzzy pimp hat - he bought it with his own money and brought it to Maine. Mind you, when he left, he took extra care not to leave it behind.
M

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 03:14 PM

Yeah... where is he? Haven't heard a peep from him in a dog's age.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: bfdk
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 03:08 PM

Hmmm... I can just about picture the gleam in the eyes of Mesdames de Maine. Be afraid, gnu, be very afraid!

Now, where is Bald Eagle when you need him?

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 03:07 PM

Mooooose? Sounds like my kinda hat.

I applied for my moose hunting license just the other day. I really want one this year. They upped the quota in my zone, so, if I get drawn, I save a moose by not taking one.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: Micca
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 02:55 PM

Gnu, say NO!!!!! I still have nightmares of the moose hat that they made me try on!

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 02:52 PM

Seconded Mary.

There's something about a bald head................

Gnu - Mary and I can probably find you some interesting hats if you want them.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 02:50 PM

Hats.... got lots. Wear em all the time in The Maritimes. There's only a couple of days here a year I don't have to wear hat outside. It's usually too cold or too sunny for going naked around here.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 02:44 PM

DO NOT I repeat DO NOT comb it over ala Donald Trump. Not only will you be bald you will be a horse's ass. Dignified bald is quite attractive.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: bobad
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 01:54 PM

Hair today - gone tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: Bee
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 01:51 PM

Hats, gnu, hats. Now is the time to indulge in a selection of interesting hats, from the dignified to the decidedly ridiculous. For summer, a straw Fedora, a Panama, and perhaps a Pith helmet. Your head will be protected from the sun, your eyes shaded pleasantly, and provided you get one with a quality sweat band within, perspiration will be kept from your eyes. The outer band can be used as an extra pocket, in which can be secured such oddments as found feathers, a jaunty flowering twig, a pencil, a fine cigar, or a sprig of any appropriate clan badge.

From the perspective of vanity, a good hat hides receding hair, covers or shadows the age-furrowed brow, allows one not to squint unattractively and denotes dignity.

And there's just something about a man in a good hat!

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: Art Thieme
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM

No, you aren't balding. You're just growing UP through your hair!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 12:57 PM

Interesting, gnu, that just below your thread (wisp?) is the Denial thread. :)

Subject: RE: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: Jeri
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 12:56 PM

I have more hair than Rapunzel, although it's not as long. Any of you 'not bald(ing)' guys wanna buy some follicles?

Subject: BS: I am not bald(ing).....
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 12:53 PM

.... I just have a wide part in my hair.

I used to have wavey hair but...

.... now I have beach.

.... it waved goodbye.

.... but the tide went out.

....

(Well, it's too hot out in the sun with my bald head so I decided to start a thread instead.)