BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread

Subject: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 02:50 PM

This thread is where you can have fun and if you've got a gripe against anyone you can get it off your chest. And everything in caps should be read with a Gordon Ramsey accent.

"SO COME ON YOU USELESS WANKERS, GROW SOME BALLS AND SAY WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: irishenglish
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 03:20 PM

Believe there is a thread called Gordon Ramsey, total prat!

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 03:24 PM

Yes but that one was about Gordon Ramsey.

This thread allows us to shout at each other in a humorous way.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: irishenglish
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 03:38 PM

OH FU (BLEEP)ING HELL. DAMN IT IE. HOW STUPID ARE YOU FOR MISSING THE POINT OF BERT'S THREAD. IRISHENGLISH, YOU ARE PATHETIC, USELESS WASTE OF SPACE.





I guess that was the point! Sorry, Bert

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 03:59 PM

COUNT ON THE ENGLISH - AND THEIR FRIENDS THE CANADIANS - TO START ALL THE USELESS BLOODY THREADS........

USELESS WANKERS.........

It gets tiring for us Americans to ALWAYS be the smart ones here.....give us a rest why don't you?

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Bert
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 04:18 PM

WESLEY YOU MUCKING FORON. I'M NOT ENGLISH. I USED TO BE YEARS AGO BUT THEY ARE ALL SUCH USELESS WANKERS AS YOU SAY.
SO NOW I AM AMERICAN.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 04:33 PM

WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR PAPERS IN ORDER....

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 04:37 PM

Who, pray tell, is Gordon Ramsey? He isn't the old guy who worked as a hospital maintenance man and was always fighting with the pathologist, is he? He was a nice enough guy when he was sober, unless you brought up the pathologist.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Tweed
Date: 14 Jul 08 - 05:06 PM

No goddammit, he's a folksinger from Canada or the Maritime Countries. Spaw has written countless posts deriding the pore fellow.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 08:50 AM

Meesus jeist all crooking fighty, 'e was a shit footballer and now a shite TV chef.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 09:04 AM

We need a f***ing Gordon Ramsy thread like we need a f***ing hole in the f***ing head!

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM

IF SHIT WERE BRAINS YOU LOT WOULD BE CONSTIPATED.

:D

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 11:55 AM

Wait...wasn't he the guy who was found in bed with Laura Bush? I saw something about that in the newspapers when I checked out at the grocery store.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 01:23 PM

Is there such a thing as a "useful wanker"?

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Charmion
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 02:14 PM

That depends on what he's doing when he's not wanking. Surely he can't be wanking all the time.

Subject: RE: BS: We need a Gordon Ramsey thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 08 - 03:10 PM

I'd think that Gordon's Ramsey would get all chafed and sore if he wanked all the time.