Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??

Subject: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 10:48 AM

Anyone hear how they are doin'??? I heard they were favored to take the Gold???

B;~)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 10:50 AM

Well, I guess that seein' as this thread came up under the obits that they musta gotten blown out??? Unbelievable!!!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 10:56 AM

I thought the obit was for you Bobert - you do like to live dangerously!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: beardedbruce
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 11:00 AM

(He has not figured out that Pee-moanya is caused by female bacteria and/or virii, and they are in solidarity with all other females...)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 11:38 AM

Danged, bruce... Ya' learn somethin' new everyday... Anti-biotics work against naggin' pee-moania???

B;~)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: maire-aine
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:10 PM

Hope this means you're feelin' better, since you're living so recklessly.

Maryanne

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:22 PM

Here Bobert - a fresh pack of Camels just for you.


May as well live twice as dangerously.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:26 PM

I too thought the Obit was for Bobert- but I figgered it w'ar hiz own doin'.

(Sorry for leaving the south behind and taking up with early midwest.)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:29 PM

Well, gol danged... I just want it to be knowed that the Olympic womenz ain't got nuthin' on the P-Vine and the lovely ladies here... No sir... 'Er mam, either... No wonder we ain't hearin' much outta outta China on 'um???

B;~)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:08 PM

Well, Eb, I din't mean you... You are the sweetest, non-naggy womenz I has ver met...

Beaubear (still alive)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:20 PM

And suckin up big time.

Hey, been there too, done that too, didn't get no credit neither, too.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:46 PM

Hey, I weren't suckin' up nu-zer... I was tellin' the truth about the only womenz in the world that wouldn't get outta the first round of even the Olympic trials... The rest of 'um here could eadily be in Dejing, Dujang, Dejing 'er whereever it is that out offical team is gettin' creamed by some eastern Euopean naggers...

My late wife, bless her naggin' liitle heart and may she rest in peace seein' as accordin' to her I never gave her a minute's worth, and she was a Chez, and that womanz could nag in her sleep... Man, she could nag the bark of a tree, wrats off a toad and George Washington outta the history books... Whew, that woman could nag... Sho nuff could...

But I tell ya what, nu-zer, I think we have a few potential Gold medalist right here in Mudburg... I sho nuff do...

B;~)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:53 PM

Just teasin, Bobert.

As fer the naggin part, I won gold three Limpics in a row, too. But, I know I ain't the only one, of either sex.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:53 PM

Listen. I've told you before. I'm not nagging. It's constructive criticism. Anyone that says different deserves a good ear bashing. Eeeeh, men nowadays. Don't know how to behave...

:D

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 06:17 PM

Yes, they know how we bahave, Dave, and it's very poorly... Jus' ask 'um...

No don't...

Ya' see, there ain't no womenz 'cep a couple that even come in here 'cause they is too worn out naggin' whoever it is they nag to bother with naggin' us here... That's maybe why they ain't gonna bring home the gold...'er silver...'er even the bronze...

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: artbrooks
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 07:02 PM

Dunno...since my sis-in-law didn't make the final cut, I kinda lost interest.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 07:13 PM

Poor ol' Bobert. Poor, poor ol' Bobert.

He wore a good ol' boy, but none too bright.

Poor ol' Bobert. Poor, dumb, ol' Bobert.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 07:39 PM

Hey, listen, Rap... Lemme ask you a question... I mean, you been workin' hard all day shufflin' books an' tellin' kids that libraries ain't like gyms and you wored out from people who wouldn't know the Dewey decimel system from fractions, whcih they also haven't heard of and so ya' sit down in yer comfy chair, put yer sore feet up on the coffee table crack open an ice cold Iron City Beer and then this shrill sound that sounds somewhat familiar tellin' you that she just cleaned that table and to get a coaster fir yer beer... That is my question???

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: artbrooks
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 08:22 PM

Iron City? Who the hell drinks Iron City? Bletch - rather drink Bud!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 08:28 PM

Actually, I think that it would be much wiser to pin America's hope for more Olympic gold on their Sweet Lovin' Companion Team. The have a much broader base of experienced competitors.

The thing about those naggerz is that they can't really practice their art to Olympic calibre. Once naggerz start to reach competitive levels, they have fewer and fewer people to nag.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: artbrooks
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 08:36 PM

Very true, Jack - aren't the French favored to win, place and show?

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 08:53 PM

Only in same sex I believe. The US women are on a par with any for standing by their man.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 09:31 PM

Well, Bobert, I'm probably pop the cap offen a Moose Drool or Bitch Creek or Dead Guy or Fat Tire or Cutthroat or even open a can of Rolling Rock, mostly cuz we don't have any Iron Kitty out here. And the last time I put my feet on the coffee table my mother whacked my ass with a yardstick, so I ain't done that fer quite a while...I think I was about 8 years old when I did that.

Besides, I bought the goddamn coffee tble and I know how much the sucker cost and it weren't cheap, lemme tell ya. How's about I come round to yer place and put my feet up on yer coffee table? I won't even wear my caulked boots, and, heck, I'd even take off my spurs.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 10:15 PM

This clip belongs on this thread for so many reasons!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 01:58 AM

Ya' know Bobertz, you're about the dumbest fuck in three countries. Matter of fact, you're so dumb you might be twins.............I read you were having a hard time arranging to be at the Getaway. My advice is, don't go.

Over time this simple shit thread will be forgotten [pretty much] and you can keep on suckin' up like a Hoover til it is. But goin' to the Getaway so soon where you'll be like a lamb to slaughter with Sins, Jacqui, Tinker, and gawd knows who else primed and ready.

You need to check with someone with good sense before you post another thread Dude!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 02:09 AM

As much as I hate to agree with Spaw, he may be on to sumpthin thar, you may be setten yerself up fer sum extreme expression of positive feedback. The fact that you deserve it certainly won't make things easier for ya.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Peace
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 02:36 AM

There are easier ways to get a higher voice, so why choose this method?

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Amergin
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 04:40 AM

They may be easier, Bruce, but this way is certainly cheaper...

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 07:39 AM

Spawzer and Jack...

Hey, this thread is in the spirit of the Olympics... It's mah patriotic duty... Plus...

...no guts, no glory!!!

You think I'm afraid of womenz??? Well, heck yeah... Like what man ain't... It's kinda like when you was in the 9th grade and you heard the school bully was gonna whup up on you... Hey, knowing that ain't the funnest thing to find out but at least when you saw him comin' down the hall in yer direction you at least purdy much knew that you had the option of gettin' in one good shot on him before the whup...
'Bout the same thing with the womenz...

Okay, I never started no thread entitled, "Iz the bulb in the shop" 'er "Iz Understands Womenz", did it???

Yo, Rap...

Come on down with the boots... The P-Vine got somethin special fir ya'...

B;~)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 07:51 AM

Bobert,

I've never met P-Vine but I know you well enough to find it hard to believe that she subjects you to anything but the most loving of constructive criticism.

You may take this next bit as nagging from me, but I think this thread might be proof that she doesn't "nag"* you enough! ;-)




* by "nag" I mean "give constructive loving criticism".

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 08:32 AM

ROTFLMAO

Dammit Spaw! Now you've given the game away!

The usual suspects were gearing up to give dear Bobert just what he deserves and now you've warned him!

Now we'll just have to work EXTRA hard to make up for that.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 08:49 AM

In the words of George W, "Bring it on, Baby!!!"

(Boberdz, Boberdz, Boberdz... Spaw is right... You is a dumb fu*k...)

Hey, listen, ladies... All I am doin' is sayin' what every man in the US knows... I'z just brave 'nuff to say it...

And, Jack, there is a point where that constructive criticism crosses the line... And, BTW, the roor words in "cronstructive criticism" are "construct" and "criticize"...

I mean, what's wrong with puttin' yer feet up on the coffe table??? Why do you need to be "re-constructed" into a wuss who doesn't feel free to put yer feet up on the coffe table??? I mean, my coffe table consists of an ol' steamer trunk, you know, the kind that our great grand parents used to bring their stuff over from Europe on the boat... It has heavy glass over it so my feet ain't gonna hurt it none but let me even think of puttin' my feet up on it and I get "the blast"... What's that about??? That's kinda like the Iraq war to me... I ain't even put my feet up on it and I get "the blast"??? Hey, maybe I wasn't thinkin' of puttin' my feet up on it and amybe I was... Ain't that my business??? But to get "the blast" for what 'er what I might not be thinkin' is over-the-line...

Just MO, of course... Being a man, I'm prolly wrong... Let me go ask the P-Vine...lol...

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 12:29 PM

Kendall reckons I can read his mind, so I would have every reason to comment constructively on what he is thinking. However, since he is a totally ornery old coot, I don't rag him too much - it just has the opposite effect.

There are other easier methods of getting him to see the error of his ways...........

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 12:53 PM

Lard tunderin' dyin' jeepers! Whas wrong wit you me lad? 'Aven't ye go a umpty? go out an get yerself an umpty or one of dem lazy boy decliners!!!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 01:57 PM

What's a "umpty", Jack???

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 02:00 PM

By crikie! Don't ya know newfanese?
Ha Hottoman bye
You knows! Ha Footstool!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 06:51 PM

And Spaw--speaking of dumb fucks who ain't makin' it to the Getaway...

...


Well?????





A

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 07:35 PM

Amos...we 'bout had him one year...sompthin' 'bout life gettin' in the way.

(took us YEARS to get YOU!)

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 07:57 PM

Need to send a woman out to nag 'um, Bill...

(((grin)))

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: KT
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:38 AM

LOL!! Bobert, I think maybe one o' these times you oughta share your computer with the P-Vine! I'd love to see what she has to say about allla this!

KT

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:49 AM

They scored first in all events, got all the gold too, but then, they started nagging for more......and "Why was it only gold????!!!..Can't they do better than that!!??"

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 07:03 AM

Thanks, Sanity... I thought as much but was waitin' for the official word... Do they still get to keep the Gold???

(Gold??? Womanz, Boberdz??? Does the bear.... Nevermind...)

Sorry, KT, but the P-Vine thinks that everyone he3re in Mudville, myself included, is a knothead... Huuurrruuummmpppffftt!!! What does she know, anyway???

(Everything, Bobz... Just ask her...)

Oh?

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:08 PM

Bobert, Not only did they keep the gold, they had it appraised..then used it as a coaster, over a doily...then wouldn't let anyone put their cold drink on it!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:23 PM

Hey, Bobert, I feel yer pain. Ya know why? I've seen women who could nag the paint off a post. Yessirree. I've seen women who could nag the bark off a tree and drive a dog to stop eatin'. We got women in this country (Canada) who are so good at naggin' that I personally feel that yer wimmenz from Aymurica ain't got a chance of grabbin' the gold. No chance at all.

Now, I got a mother who nags all the livelong day about things that would never even occur to most people. She worries about the dogs, she worries about the lawn, she worries about whether I am "eating enough", she worries about whether McCain will win the danged election, and she worries about every other damn thing you can think of and a whole bunch of things you never thought of!

Then there's my Aunt Janet!!! My mother's younger sister. That woman worries about stuff even my mother would never think of. In the annals of worry warts my aunt is Mount Everest! Even my mother agrees on that. My aunt Janet has been drivin' her kids, her friends, and all her relatives nuts ever since she was knee-high to a cricket with all her danged worryin' and naggin' and it has never accomplished ANYTHING. Not once.

Yup, Bobert, I feel yer pain.

There is only a coupla things you kin do about a naggin' womanz. Like...

1. Go fishin'. They can't getcha when yer out on the lake.
2. Hop in the truck with a 12-pack, say yer goin' downtown to get "some groceries", drive out to some scenic spot, and drink fer a few hours in blessed silence.
3. Feign deafness.
4. Pretend yer asleep.
5. Keep sayin' "Yes, dear..." no matter what they say.
6. Shoot yerself.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:54 PM

Iv've used the first 5 with some level of occasional seccess LH, and seriously contimplated #6... Mah Gawd, them Gold Medalist ain't got nuthin' like the P-Vine and a few o' 'um here in Nagville...

(Good, Bobz, real good... Ya' feel better now???)

No!

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:55 PM

Little Hawk, If only women knew, the devastating effect they have on men, families and their children form constant nagging...well, they probably still wouldn't care! There is a GREAT book out there(was no.1 on New York top 10 list, too) that says so much to women about that..but alas, the ones who need it the most would never crack it, though, it has saved countless marriages, and families!! Now used in professional counseling, as well.."The Care and Proper Feeding of Husbands', by Dr. Laura Schlessinger.(written by a women, too, so she probably has a clue)!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:04 PM

LOL! Yeah...well...

Gawd, I HATE having someone else do my worrying for me...specially out loud.

I had a girfriend once who was obsessive about a lot of things like: "Is the front door locked?" (as we're leaving our place) She would check it several times, rattling the doorknob vigorously. Then we'd finally get to the car and she'd decide she had to get out and check it one more time. And so on...ad infinitum. The poor thing lived in a continual state of high anxiety, and so did I for as long as we were together.

But I have to say that with most wimmenz this worrying thing gets a lot worse as they reach middle age and beyond. Young wimmenz don't usually worry near as much as the older ones do.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:20 PM

Little Hawk, Because younger women in this society us their youth to attract men, rather using that same time to develop their character! When their youth fades, they have nothing to rely on, except the 'voicing' of their fears and insecurities..to us....to Death!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:28 PM

Is it me, or is this thread starting to look like the Olympic Whining competition? Looking at the standings of the Beijing games, its nice to see that in this thread at least, Canada has a chance at a medal.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:29 PM

Naw Jack, its you!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,The Russian Judge
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:41 PM

Score for Guest from Sanity, Whining, Short Program
.....................US....Can..Fra..Rus..Jpn
Style               5.1    5.2   5.3 5.5 5.0
Justification   4.9    4.8   4.5 5.0 4.7

Degree of difficulty 1.5

Overall score 75

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 03:17 PM

Now the hand wringing begins..Is it enough for the Gold, silver or bronze??...Doesn't matter, she'll get it all anyway!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 04:58 PM

Canada WILL win gold in this competitive category. No doubt about it. The USA will come in second. Latvia will take bronze. I rest my reputation (such as it is) firmly upon that prediction. May I be devoured by a rampaging horde of rabid gerbils if I am proven wrong!

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 05:21 PM

Say, here's an interesting thing that has become evident in more affluent societies...

The more time a womanz has on her hands, the more she will fret, worry, and nag.

It's totally different with men! The more time a man has on his hands, the more he will lay about, engage in idle boasting, and drink. ;-)

The fact that these two modes of life are inherently incompatible has led to the breakup of numerous relationships.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 06:38 PM

The amount of idle time men are spending nagging women right here in this thread suggests to me that the above theory has no merit.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 07:41 PM

"The amount of idle time men are spending nagging women right here in this thread suggests to me that the above theory has no merit."

What about the amount of time it takes for you to pour over the thread, to find men to nag at, and then actually take the time to define it, and refine it, and then actually do it...sorta proves my point, doesn't it?..nothing personal...(Ohhh, that irresistable urge to justify myself, by venting at him).

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 07:49 PM

Yeah... What Sanity said...

(Yo Bobz... He was sayin' that to CarolC... Now yer gonna get a whuppin'...)

I take it back, I really do...

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 08:53 PM

You are mistaking a mere whimsical turn of humour* (*Canadian spelling) for nagging, Carol. Actually, we-uns all adore and worship women and are prepared to do almost anything to get in their good graces.

Also, some of us have had real trouble meeting the requirements of traditional male roles, as defined by REAL men like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood and Adam Sandler, despite our most valiant attempts to do so. For instance, when I have too much time on my hands I don't lay about, engage in idle boasting, and drink. No! I have failed utterly in that regard. I don't even like to drink. So, what I do instead is I post inane drivel on Mudcat Cafe. ;-D

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,The Russian Judge
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 09:09 PM

Special Bulletin!

Little Hawk, AKA the wiry Canadian, shatters the world record in the 100 M backpeddle.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:43 PM

LOL!!


A

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 12:57 AM

Example: What real men do!

I don't do stuff like that. Not lately anyway.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 01:24 AM

Not even in front of the bathroom mirror?

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 01:27 AM

Heh! (smile) Now, there's an idea.

Subject: RE: Obit: How's the US Womenz Naggin' Team Doin'??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Aug 08 - 01:46 AM

In front of a bathroom mirror??..Go ahead, Little Hawk,.."Do you feel lucky?"...'Go ahead, make my day!'