BS: Where's Jack???

Subject: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 12:49 AM

Last heard of in Scotland, and threatining to make his way south again. But the drunken boozehound seems to have slipped off the radar recently. Does anyone know where he is?

As much as he's a pain in the proverbials, I would quite like to see him again, and Joline is getting lonley on the back of the sofa without him!

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 12:59 AM

Hell, man, I thought he was still in Iceland! No?
Is Jack 'postable'? Perish the thought.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Severn
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 01:06 AM

Post-stable is more like it, Sorcha.

And much too well preserved in alchohol to be very perishable.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Micca
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 04:02 AM

I understood he was in Scotland in the vicinity of Speyside working on his PhD thesis on "The effects of aging on some Single Malt Whiskys" and the aging effect of a Cetain Boozehound on those daft enough to take in (and in their turn be taken in) by him.
Sláinte Máth

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 04:06 AM

Jack is recovering from a silver weddingand chasing somethin roon the Ring O Brodgar. Please do not ask what it was a most unfortunate incident with definate diplomatic repercussions wie the peedie fowk. He has two choices, either he can hitch a lift home wie Lady P in October or if he finds the Highland Park someone can send me an address and he will be dispatched before he drinks the place dry.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: GUEST,Phot at work
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 07:28 AM

I'll PM you my address when I get home today, thanks Megan.

Just how much has he drunk????????????

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Leadfingers
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 07:44 AM

How much has he drunk ? ALL of it I expect !

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 09:27 AM

We have a 30 year old bottle of single malt which we expect to break open post-Getaway. Any chance Jack will make it across the pond and spend a night or two with our dancing chicken?
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 09:38 AM

Gluon is coming to Getaway, humping Amos's leg from SoCal to Maryland. The Gluonettes are hanging around the Accelerator Lab here, sucking up nuclear stuff like mad according to my friends who inhabit the place.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: MMario
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 09:55 AM

May all the hairy little gods help us if Jack and Gluon get together!

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 11:59 AM

"either he can hitch a lift home wie Lady P in October "

Eh?!?! But I'm travelling alone! Do EasyJet take BioHazard containers...???

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: skarpi
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 03:58 PM

hmmm hmmmm hmmmmm Jack is sober my friends , the trolls teach him well
he is in good hands so dont worry ,.

Atb Skarpi

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Severn
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 04:33 PM

Taught by trolls, eh?


I hope it wasn't Carole, The Ancient Yuetide Troll or "Highway Pat" Troll, the retired cop. I know them well, and they're both lushes, definitely "out-of-con" Trolls at best. The type of chums you should be trolling for rockfish with.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: lady penelope
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 04:41 PM

You have met Megan, haven't you Skarpi???

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 04:44 PM

Lady P you will be in sooooooooo much bother dear girl when we meet :)

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 06:26 PM

Don't say I have to put him through FLUSH again?! After all that money I spent on him.... You owe me big time you know.... I'm STILL finding strange bottles in funny places...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 06:36 PM

-Off somewhere perhaps?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 04:27 PM

You'll have to be less subtle, Spaw, to get a rise.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: MMario
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 04:34 PM

You call that subtle?

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 04:56 PM

Hell gnu, Jack may already have a rise...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 04:57 PM

You are all so going to get skelped now BEHAVE

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 05:18 PM

Why? Jack doesn't!! *g*

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 06:41 AM

I'll bet he is now.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:21 PM

Jack is a very well behaved pup now apart from the unfortunate incident wie Floppy George who turned out to be Floppy Georgette :)Mind you the wee pup sleeping in the basket in front of the telly is kinda cute considering its parentage.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:50 PM

Told yas Jack was behaving... now.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 02:11 PM

I wonder how he and Alice would get along???? He probably wouldn't even notice if she peed on him.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: gnu
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 02:19 PM

You are so skelped.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Megan L
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 02:46 PM

Jack is heading south he got a polis escort aff the island and is banned from returning

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Phot
Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:33 PM

I wondered why the Police helicopter was hovering overhead, and a nuclear transporter train turned uup at the station!

Wassail!! chris

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 09:24 PM

So, is Jack STILL in Iceland???? Where IS Jack???? Has skarpi dognapped him?

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:16 AM

Is he being held hostage? What's the ransom?

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: maeve
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM

Phot has the little rascal in tow.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:42 AM

He's gone home to his Mummy and Daddy.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Micca
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:48 AM

Back in the booze-up of his family!

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 12:01 PM

He's gone home to his Mummy and Daddy.

...

Back in the booze-up of his family!

Are we talking abouty Jack or George here?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 01:14 PM

Well I know which one's arse, my hand has been up.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 07:01 PM

Along with so many people Giok... so many, many people!

Incidentally, he is taking after his great uncle and leaving parts of his accoutrements about the country. I found his mediaeval kit today and will try to arrange its return...

Does he have both his sweaters and his MBS TShirt still?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:30 PM

I don't know Jack.

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 05:50 AM

I've heard you're quite well versed in Shit however..........................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where's Jack???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 06:26 AM

Hee hee, thanks Spaw, coming from the master, I'd take that as a compliment.