BS: Today's chuckle

Subject: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:13 AM

I just got an email from Tom Paxton, and this is too good to not share; "George Bush is anti semantic".

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:18 AM

What does that mean? It means anti meaning or rather the antithetical side of meaning and understanding. You know, meaningless.

On PBS the Republican talking head said the GWB's convention comments were "strange" without meaning" and unusual.
"Angry Liberals" I think was a phrase that is to rally the base but George was certainly in nonsequitor land last night.

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:34 AM

They said that on Diane Rehm (NPR) this morning also--the Republican response to Democratic observations that they've put a way-under-qualified candidate in the VP slot is to rave against the "media and the angry left."

Now WHY, oh WHY, would the Left be angry? Why would the media question her credentials? It's so unreasonable, to hear them tell it, when they're not waving the flag in listener's ears and faces.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:42 AM

I thought he liked juice.

JM

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 11:22 AM

I'm a "Yellow dog" democrat but I am disgusted by all these comments about Palin's daughter.

Donuel, analyzing a joke to see why it's funny is like disecting a frog to see why it jumps.You may learn something in the process, but it is very hard on the subject.

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 04:02 AM

... especially if you want to see it jump a second time, kendall...

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: kendall
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 07:34 AM

" I think I may be turning gay". He said, half in Ernest

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Midchuck
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 07:39 AM

"...and not only gay, but into necrophilia" he said, in dead Ernest.

P.

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 07:51 AM

Did you know that if you cut a frogs legs off it goes deaf? I tried it the other day - No matter how loud I shouted jump, it couldn't hear me!

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: topical tom
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 08:45 AM

Way down yonder in the yankety-yank
       A bullfrog jumped from bank to bank...

Dave, I think he should have been in the yankety-yank(or maybe he was a cow-frog?).

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 10:52 AM

Not gay but into flaggelation, necrophylia and bestiality..... do you think I am flogging a dead horse??

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: GUEST,Mrrzy
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 09:49 PM

Two good ones from Wil: calling evangelists Evangenitals, and wondering, if McCain loses, will America become an Obamanation (pron. Abomination)?

Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest is Eskimo.

Subject: RE: BS: Today's chuckle
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 10:32 PM

Gee you guys should make a Wii game based on your gay necrophilia bestiality frog and horse show.

the kids will love it.