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BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....

Bobert 30 Oct 08 - 06:11 PM
Rapparee 30 Oct 08 - 06:15 PM
Bobert 30 Oct 08 - 06:24 PM
Sorcha 30 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM
Bobert 30 Oct 08 - 06:39 PM
Sorcha 30 Oct 08 - 06:41 PM
kendall 30 Oct 08 - 07:19 PM
Bobert 30 Oct 08 - 07:21 PM
Rapparee 30 Oct 08 - 09:33 PM
Bobert 31 Oct 08 - 07:47 AM
kendall 31 Oct 08 - 08:19 AM
SINSULL 31 Oct 08 - 08:23 AM

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Subject: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:11 PM

...well, having spent the entire day working behind a loacl Joe the Plumber I am now even further in Obama's corner...

Grrrrrrr...

There is a reaon why guys like Joe the Plumber would be better off doing somehting else and that is, ahhhhh, they don't know jack about plumbing... Yeah, like Joe the Plumber, I hired Junior the Plumber, who was not licensed but convinced me that he knew what he was doing... What a friggin' mess... I had to cut it all out and start from scratch...

Yeah, okay, I hate plumbing but unlike the Joe the Plumbers of the world, I do know how to do it correctly...

So yeah, I now better understand why this screw up is endorsing the other screw up for president... Birds of the feather...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:15 PM

Well, Bobert ol' buddy, that's why I get LICENSED plumbers to do my plumbing work. I've had too much experience with septic tanks, stopped-up toilets and drains, and water that won't flow. The money you save at the beginning you pay out at the end. (And that includes both of my brothers -- wouldn't trust either one of them within fifty feet of a chain wrench or a faucet reseater.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:24 PM

Yeah, Rap... Know what ya' mean... Luckilly I figured this guy out purdy quick... Had I been on the job watching him he woulda been gona after an hour but...

....alas, I wasn't and he got in several days of work (if you can call it that) before I got back to that project, took a look at his work and fired him... Looks as if I'll have to finish out the rest of the plumbing on that job...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

But, are you gonna PAY the poor sod? Report him to the liscensing folks? Eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:39 PM

Nah, Sorch... This is Page County, Virginia and ya' just don't do that kinda stuff 'er someone is gonna burn yer project down... Heck, this county is so corrupt that our sherrif was just arrested on 22 counts of doing stupid stuff...

Heck, I paid the guy for the 3 days and fired him so he prolly didn't even know he'd been fired... There's ways of doin' it so that the guy ain't gonna burn yer stuff... But he joins a list of other folks who I've used for a day or three before having to let 'um go...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 06:41 PM

Right, Bobert...unnerstand that sort of stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: kendall
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 07:19 PM

We hired a licensed plumber to install a second bathroom. We waited, and waited, finally, he told us he wasn't going to do the job. That pissed me off so I did it myself.

Maybe I should get a license...the test in Maine is easy, all you have to remember is:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit won't run uphill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 07:21 PM

Well, Capt'n... The guy I just fired didn't understand that "uphill" stuff too well...


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 09:33 PM

If people would remember that shit always goes downhill it would make politics a lot more...endurable.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Oct 08 - 07:47 AM

I donno 'bout you, Rap, but the sh*t been tricklin' down just fine the last 8 years... I'm up to my eyeballs in it...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 08 - 08:19 AM

The "Trickle Down" theory explained.

In order to feed the birds, you simply feed the horses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert the Plumber endorses....
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Oct 08 - 08:23 AM

Joe the Plumber failed to show at a McCain rally yesterday. Some spokesman for the campaign was actually babbling on about how they look to Joe for his insight and wisdom - an NPR interview. I was dumbfounded.


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