BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World

Subject: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 06:37 AM

Valuations invited from auctioneers the world over.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:09 AM

LOL!

AUthenticity beyond question!   Painstaking Details! Every curve once an Original Masterpiece.   Provenance documented!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:16 AM

Nice patina, pity about the distressed legs though.

XG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:53 AM

Whatcha mean "distressed legs", John??? Hey, these legs came right outta the KFC bucket and the Col. Sanders knows his stuff...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Beer
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:16 AM

What better way to start a beautiful morning but with a great laugh. No offense intended Bobert but this thread should be a good one.
Beer (adrien)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:19 AM

Centerfold? Around his middle?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:28 AM

Well, beer... Good until you get yer copy... BTW, that staple they put in my belly button is downright painfull... Never knew them things were so sensitive...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:51 AM

If they put the staple ion your actual navel, Bobez, you can sue for malpractice. I think someone must have missed the concept of "being" a centerfold.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:10 AM

I have recommended to the American Library Association that every library in the country, academic, public, school, or special, immediately cancel their subscription to Antiques World on the grounds that it now is promoting the most awful taste in antiques imaginable.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:13 AM

How do you know what Bobert tastes like?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:16 AM

No need to worry about the pages of that magazine gettin' stuck together.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:19 AM

One could imagine, if one's imagination is good enough. Mine blew up at the very thought of what Bobert might taste like. Please explore this and let me know.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:45 AM

The problem with the centerfold is that bones clatter.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:48 AM

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:49 AM

How do we know it's not a knockoff?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:53 AM

YEah!! Maybe it's a Chinese IMITATION of Bobert--ever think of that???




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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 10:56 AM

Oh dear. The children...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 11:23 AM

Which one is Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:21 PM

In truth, the Villan, Bobert derives from all of them. He is a one of a kind.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:25 PM

Now I have to hide THAT one, too?!

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:36 PM

How long Bobert before you are up for sale on Ebay?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:46 PM

Is Bobert posing 'Full Frontle',or will his plectrum be airbrushed out?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:48 PM

His plectrum was airbrushed out a long time ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 12:57 PM

Well I'll be plucked

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 01:06 PM

Have you become a Turkey John?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 01:50 PM

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:13 PM

Could be, I never go to the US on the 4th Thursday in November.
Just in case.

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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:16 PM

Which leg is Bobert's?

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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:42 PM

Federal, obviously. He's not all that far from Washington, DC.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Amos
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 02:53 PM

It wasn't air that brushed his plectrum.


Leastwise, that's not the way the PVine tells it....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 03:17 PM

It's OK, Bobert. Jes' let yer beard grow a few more months and it can cover a multitude of .. well, .. "naughty parts."

Genie §; D

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 04:14 PM

Take more than a plectum to fig-leaf me...

"I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
If ya' hear me buzzin', Baby
there's some stingin' goin' on"...

Yezzir...

(That's not what the P-Vine says, Boberdz???)

Ahhhhh, ya'll know how the womenz be....

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: David C. Carter
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:03 PM

Been trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'Plectum'.
Any offers!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rasener
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 05:30 PM

She played with his plectrum
Whilst he fingered her rectum

I think Bill Clinton wrote that, but am not certain.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 06:06 PM

I hope you'll be wearing your smile, Bobz... :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: olddude
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 06:49 PM

Oh my gosh
can't stop laughing

Thank you

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:01 PM

Jist hold your guitar pick across the appropriate place, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Gurney
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:32 PM

What was it that LH said about the QoS's hairy legs thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:33 PM

Pi[c]k has different meanings in different countries

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 07:59 PM

Ever since being contacted by the Antigues World folks I have been workin' on my smile... Not that it needs work but then after seein' Joe Biden during the dabate with Miss January (lol), I mean Ms Plain, I figured that it needed some remedical work...

As fir the geetar, Rap??? Yeah, that was my first thought, too but them Antigue people were all over that one before I got it outta my smilin' mouth and said, "No, that's cheatin'..."

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:11 PM

Just grow your beard really, really long, like the guys in ZZ Top, and use it to hide the naughty bits.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 08:49 PM

Yeah, great idea, LH.... The shoot is scheduled mid December... That's plenty of time to grow a 4 foot beard...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:05 PM

I already suggested that there beard trick, Hawk 'n' Bobert.   ; D

Guess'n' youse guys was too busy contemplatin' layouts 'n' Queens' hairy legs an' such to read? *g*

Still, do ya really think a 4-footer'll be needed!!??

G

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Nov 08 - 09:49 PM

Hair implants, Bobert...on yer chin, oughta do it!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 04:13 AM

Then again, Bobert, m'boy, if you pose with that nifty cigar-box-and-long-dowels bass, it could be strategically positioned not only to appease the censors but to make you look quite, um, impressive at the same time. *g*

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:36 AM

Bobert's last naked film shoot

XG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 07:11 AM

Ummmm, that weren't me, John... That was my twin brother...

Yeah, Genie... Yer right... Might need "4 'n a half" feet of beard... lol...

B;~>=============

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:29 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:22 PM

Ain't that curly... Kinda sparse... Might need the beard and the plectum...lol...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Genie
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:27 PM

(Singing)
"Ya need a real humongous plectrum
To hide Bobert's nether spectrum ... "

§; D

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert to pose nude for Antiques World
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 07:56 AM

Kinda catchy, Genie...